Children are complex little beings. I don't have any, and after watching this video, I'm not completely sure that I want them. Parenting is impossible. Kids are hard to reason with, they don't cook very well, and, well, they do a lot of other hilarious things. See what I mean after the jump!

Parents out there, do you have any videos of your kids doing ridiculous things like this? If so, I totally want to see them. Leave a link in the comment section below, or email me:!