You Have to See the Uniqueness of this Detroit House For Sale For Yourself
I don’t even know where to start on this house I came across on Realtor.com but let me start with this was my face while scrolling through the pages,
Seriously, it’s like Liberace, The Brady Bunch, That 70’s Show, Prince, Donald Trump, and my grandparents got together to try their hand at decorating this house.
I don’t even know where to start on this house. Let’s start with its 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, and around 3,200 sq ft, located in Detroit.
As the for the look, let’s take a tour.
First, your house stands out from the entire neighborhood with its big white fence and lions.
But that’s because it’s named Lion Gate Estates, it's even embedded in the driveway… did forget to mention it’s less than an acre? I feel like estates are sprawling greens, not fenced in brick.
Now let’s step inside... Here’s the Liberace entrance
Now here’s some creepy things my Grandma would have decorated within the dining room.
And apparently, in the kitchen, it’s ALWAYS THANKSGIVING!!! Yay?
Thanksgiving, but in the ’70s and they’re posh because they have butlers (on the stove, more than one)
Now off to the den… or is it a smoking lounge? And does the bulldog own that chair or can anyone sit there?
OMG! What is this? Is there a bathroom inside this peacock?
Now we’re in a Vegas casino… but all I wanted was to go to bed; I think this is a bedroom.
Here’s the bathroom Trump would have if he were poor... you know since he likes gold and a poor Trump wouldn't be able to get the real stuff.
Can’t forget when you guest come to stay… they’ll have to move the statue of David from the shower… or not. ooh, la la.
Now to my favorite(?) part, the basement! As you can see it has a nice café vibe set up with the colorful tables and a pool liner blue floor.
And Matthew McConaughey – because every basement should have his picture framed and on display.
This is all set up so you can thoroughly enjoy your very own Elvis concert on stage… IN YOUR BASEMENT.
This really is my favorite part and it IS in the basement… It’s the bathroom with the Jonas Brothers on the wall (heart eye emoji) because who doesn’t want to look at Nick and Joe – sorry Kevin – while doing your business?
OMG, AGAIN! There is a bed set up in the basement… with three butlers, or chef, or something, that doesn’t belong in a bedroom that’s just make-shift set up in the basement, behind it.
I can’t wait for my family to visit. 5-star accommodations for sure.
Wanna play pool? um, NO. My model cars need a place to park, damn it.
Speaking of pools, you can go for a nice swim, if you just take the tarp out of it.. and of course, clean it. (or maybe not....)
And if you’re still not sure about this place, it’s priced at $300,000 and you have so much yard to relax in. (Notice, the Lion Gate Estate is the only fence in the neighborhood?)
SO, I know that when the house sells, they'll probably take the furniture with them, but unlike most House Hunter episodes, when the client doesn't like the paint job, you may have to do a bit more than just a new paint job in some of the rooms.
If you're truly interested in this "interesting" house, you can check out the full listing HERE.