8 Ways To Impress Your Boss

These 8 ways to impress your boss have actually been approved by science! Thumbs up!

1.  Wear red to show you're focused, committed, and trustworthy.

2.  Get to work earlier than your coworkers.

3.  If you're a woman, wear makeup.

4.  Have "executive presence" . . . which means confidence, calmness under pressure, and decisiveness.

5.  Don't negotiate face-to-face . . . subordinate people perform better and show more skill in non-face-to-face negotiations.

6.  Don't help your coworkers too much . . . you end up getting overloaded and can't perform as well on your own work.

7.  Smile a lot.

8.  Have sex at least four times a week . . . that leads to higher self-esteem and happiness, which translate to better work.That does not mean to have sex with your boss...we actually don't recommend that...unless you're married to them.

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