A True Criminal Mastermind At Work

Criminals come in all sizes, shapes, and intelligence levels.  This guy can be described as large, rotund, and dumb.  He attempts to break into a convenience store after hours, but everything goes horribly wrong.

Joke all you want, but he's still...
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at large.