Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Insurance companies don't like to bring it up, but we're facing a serious problem: spontaneous human combustion. This actor often ponders, "What would happen if you melted? You know, you never really hear this talked about much, but spontaneous combustion? It exists!"
Heidi Montag + Spencer Pratt Have an Arsenal of Weapons. Thanks, NRA. [VIDEO]
Denizens of reality television Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made a name for themselves in the UK after their douche-tastic stint on 'Celebrity Big Brother,' but the good people across the pond are now a little freaked out -- because a documentary revealed that Speidi's home is stocked with a cult-level number of guns.
Why? To product them from their legions of crazed fans, of course.
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This is just like the myth of Narcissus, but with an aging rocker staring into a mirror instead. This immortal once said, "I have this strange sort of animal magnetism. It's very hard for me to take my eyes off myself."
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Despite currently being childless, this director with a fondness for blowing things up has big parenting plans, saying, "When I have a son, I'm going to have him get seduced by an older woman. It's a great way for a guy to learn."
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This actress thinks going on a murderous rampage is one of the most loving things someone can do. She once admitted, "My dream role would probably be a psycho killer... it's incredibly romantic."
Turns Out Adele Really Didn’t Give Chris Brown a Verbal Smackdown. Hmph.
A picture may be worth a thousand words -- but oftentimes they're the wrong ones, and man do we hate it when that happens.
The photo above began circulating after the 2013 Grammy awards along with a story that alleged Adele gave Chris Brown a stern talking to for not standing when his rival Frank Ocean beat him out for an award.
But alas, the British chanteuse says that story is false. Which gave
So Will Ferrell Is Impersonating Ushers and Calling Himself Ted Vagina Now [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Maybe Will Ferrell was testing out a new character, or maybe he just thought it would be fun to pretend to be security at a Lakers' game, but either way the mustachioed comedian showed up to the Staples Center on Feb. 12 in a red uniform with a name tag reading Ted Vagina - because hey, why not - and promptly got to work.
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Our definition of "basic" is clearly a bit off -- because according to this actor, "There's something very basic about rubbing honey on your skin and going steaming with a bunch of strange Russian men."
John Mayer: Being With Katy Perry Doesn’t Feel Like a ‘Celebrity Relationship’ [VIDEO]
John Mayer moved to Western Montana to heal his vocal cords after some intrusive surgery. So since he had some time to kill, he did an interview with CBS Sunday Morning in which he apologized to his former girlfriends and talked up his current one.
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Five words just isn't enough. This actress misheard a question abut her "year" and responded to a reporter, "My urine? Describe my urine in five words? I don't think I can do it in five. Oh! My year!"
Celebrate the 2013 Grammys in the Best Way Possible: GIFs. As God Intended.
Who doesn't love a good GIF? Communists, that's who.
We've compiled the best GIFs from the 2013 Grammy Awards. From audience participation to dresses that were ripped from 'The Hunger Games,' this year's Grammy GIFs had it all.
Chris Brown showing the world just what a jerk he is? We have that too.
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Sorry paramedics, you are obsolete. This believer in a made-up religion mused, "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help."