Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Stars Who Live Off the Grid
Not every celebrity loves being in the spotlight 24/7, as hard as that is to believe. Plenty of celebs live outside of Los Angeles and New York to avoid any undue attention and stay under the radar. Although they still probably have satellite homes in those places -- just in case they're itching for an ego boost.
John Mayer Admits He Was a ‘Jerk’ to Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston + Jessica Simpson
Seems there's a lot of ice skating going on in hell these days, because serial-dater John Mayer finally admitted he exhibited some douche-like behavior to his former lady loves Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift.
Cosmo Wants Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman or Bradley Cooper for a Nude Centerfold
Cosmopolitan magazine wants to recreate one of its most iconic images -- a nude Burt Reynolds lying on a bear-skin rug -- with a modern actor for its younger readers' viewing pleasure.
NSFW photo below if your boss is against circa-1970s hairy naked dudes lolling about with strategically-covered genitals.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer wants his food to look the same coming out as it does going in. He once mused about bowel movements, saying, "Isn't it weird that some small pets make doo doos that look just like the food they eat? I wish I had that talent."
Lindsay Lohan ‘Forgot’ She Owed Her Lawyer More Than Most People Make in a Year
Lindsay Lohan didn't mean to stiff her recently fired lawyer Shawn Holley -- she just forgot there was a six-figure debt. As you do.
Robert Kardashian’s Diary Says Kris Jenner Abused Kim, Kourtney + Khloe
Between 1989 and 1990, the late Robert Kardashian kept a diary that detailed his life's mundane events -- and the dark side of his then-wife Kris Jenner and how her alleged cray affected their children Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
And of course he jotted those thoughts down instead of, you know, taking legal action. Even though he was a celebrated attorney himself.
Taylor Swift Is Embarrassed That Her Revolving Door Relationships Amuse Us
Taylor Swift wants the world to take her seriously as an artist and wants more attention paid to her music and less to her love life. Which, as a celebrity who collects boyfriends like some hoarders collect cats, just isn't happening.
Taylor Swift May Have Had a Super-Secret Boob Job That We’re All Just Now Noticing
After arriving on the red carpet at the People's Choice Awards in a daring, plunging and expertly taped-down white dress, a lot of people (us included) noticed that Taylor Swift's rack seemed, shall we say, "artificially enhanced."
And there may be a damned good reason for it.
Mel Gibson Might Be the Biological Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids. We Can’t Even.
"Mel Gibson, you might be the father!" is how the opening of this article would sound if announced by Maury Povich. And it's pretty fitting considering rumors are swirling that Gibson may in fact be the biological daddy of pal Jodie Foster's two boys.
If you want to take a break now and curl up in the fetal position, it's cool. We'll wait.
Ronaiah Tuiasosopa, Mastermind of the Manti Te’o Dead Girlfriend Hoax, Auditioned for ‘The Voice’
Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o had the sympathy of the world when he spun a tale of how he overcame the loss of his grandmother and girlfriend who died on the same day -- but all that pity went up in smoke when the story turned out to be a dirty rotten lie.
Now information is coming in that the whole hoax was created by one Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, a previously unknown guy whose quest for fame predat
Megan Fox Believes In Leprechauns + Thinks the Internet Could Be the Antichrist
As Megan Fox continues to show off her post-baby body -- this time, on the cover of Esquire -- she's making it clear she's more than just set of boobs with a head on top. She also has a brain in there.
A brain swirling with crazy, crazy thoughts.
Kate Middleton’s Official Portrait Revealed to Both Praise and Snarky Criticism [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Now that she has a baby in her, Kate Middleton has earned an official royal portrait. But upon its unveiling, the reviews were mixed.