Breaking: Santa Has Left The North Pole
Santa is making his rounds as we speak. The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) has been tracking jolly Old St. Nick since he left the North Pole!
As of this post, at 2pm Eastern, Santa is making his rounds in Asia. According to NORADSanta.org over 2 billion gifts have been delivered, and this is before Santa reached Europe or the U.S.
Witnesses say he's been thoroughly enjoying the traditional cookies and milk, but has really taken a liking to Nutella, and the occasional cup of coffee to keep a spark in the Christmas magic.