I'm completely weirded out by puppets. Not like muppets, or sock puppets, but ventriloquist dummies. They have shifty eyes, they usually have creepy voices, and, as it turns out, sometimes the people that control them are weirdo child pornography fans. Ronald William Brown, a Christian Puppeteer from back in the day who used his puppet friend, a small boy puppet named Marty, to teach kids about the dangers of pornography, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison on child pornography charges.

Turns out, it's not just the fact that Brown possessed child pornography that got him into trouble, he was also plotting something pretty sinister. He and his co-conspirator, Michael Arnett were planning to abduct and cannibalize a young boy! o_O

Check out this clip from Brown's show on the Christian Television Network.

I hate to be the kind of person who judges a book by its cover, but this guy just looks like a total creeper weirdo.