You've got to be kidding me. This can't be real life. But it is. Some douchecanoe decided that the best thing he could possibly dress as for Halloween this year was "Domestic Violence Ray Rice" complete with blow up doll meant to be Janay Rice, Ray Rice's wife whom he punched and knocked unconscious in a casino elevator.

My biggest question, really, is, "What the hell was this guy thinking?!?"

I mean, there can't be a single ounce of anything in him that thought that this way okay. In the wake of the domestic violence case that rocked the NFL just a month ago, how did this possibly seem like a good idea. Or like it might be in good taste?

There are about a billion other things you could be for Halloween. Be a beer pong table, be whatever the hell a "fart catcher" is, be LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. Because when you dress as Ray Rice and drag a blow up doll around that's meant to be his wife, who he assaulted, while the blow up doll is face down and its dress is perpetually up around its waist... well, that makes you a terrible human being. If you actually wanted to dress like Ray Rice, you were already almost there, bro. You really just needed to be a giant douchebag (which you have proven to be).

This guy's "friend" took some pics of this completely abhorrent costume from a Halloween party and uploaded them to Reddit in the /r/funny section. In a turn of events that should shock absolutely no one, pretty much no one found it funny. Because it isn't. It's disgusting.

I'm waving my middle fingers, both of them, in the general direction of this guy.

Here's what I had to say about it on the air earlier today:

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