Criminals Are Dumb – Episode 87

How did this guy even get a job in the first place? Andrew Roberts, a 26 year old uneducated man, was just hired on at Fast Fix Jewelry and Watch Repairs at his local mall.

However, just five days after he started his gig, he was arrested after surveillance video showed him stealing jewelry and cash.

Good ol' Andy then decided to try and sell several of the stolen things to another shop in the mall. Naples News reports that when confronted by management about the stolen merchandise, Roberts said, "take it out of my check."

This guy obviously lacks some common sense. Roberts is now facing some serious charges for grand theft, dealing in stolen property and fraud of a secondhand dealer. Wow, can we hire more people like him please?