Steve heads to the beach with some tips for a hilarious summer edition of Daddy Tips. Oh, and if you need Dad Jokes, Steve has the perfect way for you to get an endless supply.

  1. Today’s first Daddy Tip is for Dads whose Dad jokes just aren’t cutting. It’s time to break out the big guns and get a box of Popsicle! I just bought some now I’m stacked with gems like: How do bulls drive cars? They steer them! Or why couldn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with! Or how do rabbits travel? They hop on a plane at the hare port! Oh man I’m slaying it with the help of Popsicle.
  2. Today’s second Daddy Tip is don’t expect to be able to build an awesome sandcastle at the beach if you have a toddler around. We took Charlotte to the beach for the first time this summer and she absolutely loved everything about it except for my sand castle. I learned quickly that she was just gonna smash anything I built so my wife distracted her for like 20 minutes while I built an awesome castle, but the second she got back it was smashing time. And then she had the gusto to get mad after I smashed her sand castle.
  3. And the final Daddy Tip of the week is to not be surprised when your toddler strips down and runs around nude at the beach. In fact you should probably be surprised if they don’t. Charlotte thought that the lake was just a massive bath and almost immediately stripped down and ran around for everyone to see. We had to chase our little nudist down and put her bathing suit back on. After a couple more attempts at getting naked she finally realized that she had to wear her suit. Hopefully next time she’s learned her lesson!

And now it’s time for an awesome dad joke courtesy of a Popsicle I ate!

Q: What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?
A: A hot dog!

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