Not a joke, seriously, a son is suing his parents for getting rid of his porn collection valued at around $29,000.  You’re thinking this guy is probably like 18-22 years old, living at home with his parent’s right? OR Who the EFF spends $29K on porn?!?!?!

Well, according to WZZM13, he’s 40 years old and moved back in with his parent in 2016 after going through a divorce.  He got back on his feet after 10 months and moved to Muncie Indiana, where his parents ended up bringing his stuff down to him.

Well except for the 12, yes TWELVE boxes of pornos he had. They even admit they tossed the porn collection because they didn’t’ want to move it.  Which my thought is if you have that much, why wouldn’t you load it up yourself and take it with you?

ANYWAY, so dude lost his porn collection and he filed a complaint with the Ottawa Sheriff’s department, but Ottawa County decided not to press charges, WZZM13 reports.

So the guy went to the federal court here in Michigan and filed a lawsuit for $87,000.  I’m guessing the extra amount is because he now has to pay for his collection online, like normal people?