We did a Father's Day themed #TQOTD today and asked you to send us your favorite dad jokes.  Here are the ones we liked the best!

What’s your favorite Dad Joke?

  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • Literally anything punny. I bought a book of jokes for the kids when I ordered my most recent new release. It has been the best thing. If we are crabby or annoyed with each other, I start making stupid jokes and it works almost every time.
  • What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do! 😆😆
  • A skeleton walks into a bar. He says give me 2 beers and a mop!
  • Where did the rainbow go when it broke the law? Prism
  • What’s green, has four wheels and is all around? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
  • I don’t always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs 😂
  • What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?? SUPPLIES!!!
  • I get this one all the time from my elderly male patients: Me: How are you feeling today? Them: With my fingers! Hahahaha 🙄
  • What don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bay-gulls (bagels)
  • My wife tells me what to do all the time, but when she told me to stop doing my flamingo impression, I had to put my foot down.
  • What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na
  • Pull my finger! Lol
  • What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Byson. lol
  • Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a Fungi 😂
  • My friend's dad used to say this every time he visited. Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at.
  • My dad is a joke, does that count?
  • What kind of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle
  • How does a baby find out information? They “goo goo” it
  • What's orange and sounds like a parrot??? A carrot
  • What's brown and sticky? A stick!
  • What's green, smells like vinegar, and plays football? The Green Bay Pickles.
  • Why do ducks have feathers … so they can cover their quacks
  • TQOTD. Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have noticed.
  • I knew a smart Blonde before..... He was the most well behaved golden retriever I ever met
  • Why are elevator jokes the best. They work on so many levels.
  • Why can't a nose be 12 inches long. Because then it would be a foot
  • *Knock knock... *Who's there? *Boo *Boo who? *Don't cry, it's just a joke!
  • Have you been to the zoo that only has a dog? It's a shitzu
  • Q. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A. It got stuck in the crack!
  • Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls (bagels)
  • Here's a different joke format but it's one that makes me laugh so hard every time: I was at a farm yesterday and I met a horse named Mayo. Mayo neighs 🐴🐴🐴
  • Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
  • Why did the Superhero flush the toilet? Because it's a hero's doodie! Hahaha
  • Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in a crack!

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