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Today's Showbiz Highlights

1. The two dancing sharks who stole KATY PERRY's Super Bowl Halftime Show have been identified. They're two of Katy's regular backup dancers. And one of them is the reason Katy is feuding with TAYLOR SWIFT . . . because she stole him from Taylor a few years ago. (Full Story)

2. The Super Bowl was the most-watched show in U.S. TV HISTORY, with 114.5 million viewers. The previous record-holder was last year's game, which had 112.2 million viewers. But even MORE people watched KATY PERRY's Halftime show. It attracted 118.5 million viewers. (Full Story)

3. Nine Super Bowl Randoms

4. RIHANNA is reportedly making LEONARDO DICAPRIO get in shape because he's, quote, "flabbier than her usual lovers," and he's actually enjoying being with a woman who tells him what to do. Meanwhile, for some reason, Leo made Rihanna promise she won't get another tattoo until she falls in love again. (Full Story)

5. KIM KARDASHIAN is showing off her naked backside again. This time it's a spread in "Love" magazine. It's not a very flattering picture. Kim is wearing a jacket and shoes, but no pants. She's bent over, and the photo is taken from behind. Also, she's smoking. (Full Story)

6. In a Twitter Q&A, KIM KARDASHIAN was asked who she'd like to take a selfie with, if she could choose anybody. She said, quote, "My dad. Or Jesus. Or Marilyn Monroe. I can't decide." (Full Story)

7. KRISTIN CHENOWETH did one of Reddit's "Ask Me Anything" chats . . . and she boasted about her skill in shaving men's body hair. She said, quote, "I'm very good at 'manscaping.' I manscaped most of my ex-boyfriends." (Full Story)

8. Sexy Pictures of Famous People

9. NFL Hall of Famer and "Dancing with the Stars" runner-up WARREN SAPP was arrested yesterday morning in Phoenix, and charged with soliciting a prostitute and assault. He was in town to cover the Super Bowl for the NFL Network . . . but after his arrest, they fired him. (Full Story)

10. Cleveland Browns quarterback JOHNNY MANZIEL went to REHAB last Wednesday, and he's expected to be there for several weeks. It's unclear exactly what Johnny is getting help for . . . but slowing down on the partying is probably a good bet. (Full Story)

11. BOBBI KRISTINA's condition has improved A LITTLE. Sources say the swelling on her brain has gone down . . . she's been able to move her eyes . . . and the oxygen levels in her brain have increased. It's still touch-and-go, though. A rep for the family says, quote, "Bobbi Kristina is fighting for her life." (Full Story)

12. DAVID DUCHOVNY has written a novel called "Holy Cow: A Modern-Day Dairy Tale", and it just came out TODAY. It's about a talking cow, pig, and turkey that go on the run when they find out they're going to be slaughtered for dinner. (Full Story)

13. During auditions for "Britain's Got Talent", SIMON COWELL reportedly passed out after being HYPNOTIZED BY A DOG. Unfortunately, he collapsed OFF-CAMERA, so I guess we won't get to see it happen. (Full Story)

14. Word has it that the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie is 100 minutes long, and there are more than 20 minutes of sex. That's more sex than all 18 of the R-rated movies that came out last year . . . COMBINED. For better or worse, the sex in the movie is being described as "more romantic than sexual." (Full Story)

15. There's a new documentary called "Dolphin Lover", about a guy who had a year-long affair with a dolphin at a Florida theme park where he was working as a photographer. And he claims SHE came on to HIM. (Full Story)

16. Fox's Batman prequel series "Gotham" is bringing in The Joker. They've already been developing future villains like The Penguin and The Riddler, and Joker's next. They'll start it before the end of Season One, but really start developing the character in Season Two. (Full Story)

17. TV Reminders and Late Night Guests

18. New CD Releases and DVD and Netflix Releases

19. SAM SMITH is such a huge LADY GAGA fan that when he was 17, he wrote a fake note to his teachers, saying he was home sick . . . so he could get in line for tickets to her show. He got caught though, because he wrote the note on a school computer and accidentally left it there. He ended up with three days of detention, but says, quote, "I'd do it again in a heartbeat." (Full Story)

20. Urban Quick Hits: Suge Knight, Azealia Banks, Ariana Grande, Big Sean, Nicki Minaj, and Meek Mill

21. BRANTLEY GILBERT's song "One Hell of an Amen" was inspired by a guy who lost a battle with cancer, and another who died serving in Iraq. Brantley says, quote, "It's about the attitude, the strength and the courage they had for what they were going through. It's about two different wars." (Full Story)

22. CARRIE UNDERWOOD is looking forward to reclaiming her post-pregnancy body. Quote, "It's been on loan for the past many months. I'm excited to take it back." Even though the baby's due in a couple of months, there's still no name. Quote, "We don't have a name. We need to lock that down here pretty soon." (Full Story)

23. Showbiz Extras and Country Extras