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Casper Smart Walks Away from J-Lo With Some Vehicles, But No Cash Payout

 

 

CASPER SMART is leaving JENNIFER LOPEZ in style.  He'll be driving away in his choice of FOUR SWEET RIDES.

 

 

Casper gets two motorcycles, a jeep and a Dodge Ram truck that J-Lo gave him over the course of the relationship.  But there will be NO CASH PAYOUT.

 

 

Sources say rumors that Jennifer used to dole out cash to Casper were never true, and Casper didn't want anything on the way out.  One source says, quote, "He's too much of a man."

Does Miss Indiana Really Have a "Normal" Body? 

 

 

There's been a lot of talk since the Miss USA Pageant on Sunday about Miss Indiana MEKAYLA DIEHL and her "normal" physique.  It's true she's not stick thin like the other contestants, but does she really have a "girl next door" figure?

 

 

The Internet seems to think so, and they've been PRAISING her for her lack of perfection ever since.  And she's enjoying the attention.

 

 

She says, quote, "I worked hard on my body without obsessing over being too skinny and I couldn't be more proud."

Sexy Pictures of Famous People 

 

 

1.  Someone got a picture of GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN looking kind of cozy at a restaurant.  And they put their baby in the foreground.  Chris also had dinner with RIHANNA the other night.

 

 

But they've worked together before, and might just be friends.

 

 

 

2.  This gallery is absolutely fantastic.  It's celebrities like Brad Pitt, Jennifer Lawrence, Tom Cruise and Katy Perry with the hair of RAINN WILSON'S character Dwight from "The Office".

 

 

 

3.  CINDY CRAWFORD'S 15-year-old son Presley has her trademark mole . . . except it's on the other side of his face.  And both he and her 13-year-old daughter Kaia are already stunning.  Which shouldn't be a surprise.

 

 

 

4.  Here's MILEY CYRUS onstage, sucking face with a backup dancer.  Just another day at the office.

 

 

 

5.  JADA PINKETT still has one of the best damn bikini bodies around.  And WILL SMITH isn't looking too bad, either.

 

 

 

6.  RACHEL BILSON did the pregnant bikini thing, although she's not that big yet.

 

 

 

7.  Sexy Video:  Here's JESSICA SIMPSON . . . hammered.

Tracy Morgan's Leg Won't Be Amputated . . . But His Recovery Will Be "Arduous"

TRACY MORGAN'S family is DENYING rumors that his leg was crushed so badly in the accident last weekend that it would have to be amputated.  A rep for the family adds, quote, "This recovery will be arduous" . . . but for now, Tracy "remains in critical but stable condition."

The Walmart Truck Driver Who Crashed Into Tracy Morgan's Limo Hadn't Slept in Over 24 Hours

The 35-year-old Walmart truck driver who crashed into TRACY MORGAN'S limo over the weekend hadn't slept in over 24 hours.  One attorney told Fox News that Kevin Roper COULD be looking at five to 10 years in prison if convicted for reckless driving because he fell asleep at the wheel.

Casey Kasem's Daughter Had Stopped Feeding Him, but A Judge Ordered Her to Start Again . . . For Now 

CASEY KASEM'S daughter KERRI had begun end-of-life measures for her father, after doctors said his care was becoming increasingly painful for him.  But yesterday a doctor ordered the hospital to resume feeding, hydrating and giving him medicine, until the court could assess his medical condition.  Casey's wife JEAN says Kerri wants her husband dead so she can get her hands on her piece of his estate.

Sandra Bullock's Prowler May Have Kept a Diary About Her 

 

 

It looks like the man who broke into SANDRA BULLOCK'S house early Sunday morning was OBSESSED with her.

 

 

A police source says 39-year-old Joshua Corbett even kept a DIARY about Sandra.  And when the cops showed up to arrest him, they found him going through her personal belongings.

 

 

Sandra has already obtained an emergency restraining order against him.

Halle Berry Has to Pay Her Ex $16,000 a Month in Child Support 

 

 

HALLE BERRY is on the hook for some SERIOUS child support.  A judge ordered her to pay 16-GRAND a month to her ex-boyfriend GABRIEL AUBRY.  They have 50-50 custody of their 6-year-old daughter Nahla.

 

 

She was also ordered to pay Aubry a lump sum of $115,000 for back support, plus $300,000 for his legal fees.

 

 

This is yet another legal victory for Aubry.  In 2012, he blocked Halle's request to relocate to France with Nahla and OLIVIER MARTINEZ . . . whom she married last July.

Channing Tatum Can Change Diapers 

 

 

Guys, it's over for us.  Because CHANNING TATUM doesn't have ALMOST everything your lady desires.  He's got it all.  And that includes a sick diaper-changing game.

 

 

Since his daughter Everly was born a year ago, he's managed to get it down.  He says, quote, "I'm solid at changing a diaper now.

 

 

"My daughter does not like sitting still, and I can do the whole thing while she's crawling, standing up.  I'm pretty solid at it!"

Steven Spielberg Wants to Bring Bryan Cranston Back to TV to Star in a Miniseries

 

 

Former "Breaking Bad" star BRYAN CRANSTON won a Best Lead Actor Tony Award on Sunday, for his role as President Lyndon B. Johnson in the play "All the Way".

 

 

Now, there's word that STEVEN SPIELBERG is thinking about turning it into a miniseries, with Bryan reprising his role.  Nothing is definite yet, though.

 

 

By the way, right after Bryan was announced as the winner, CHRIS O'DOWD . . . who was also nominated in the category . . . reacted by taking a swig from a FLASK.

Tuesday TV Reminders:

 

 

• The fifth season premiere of "Pretty Little Liars" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC Family.

 

 

• The series premiere of "Chasing Life" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC Family.  Beautiful brunette minx Italia Ricci plays an ambitious reporter who finds out she has cancer.  "Wings" superstar Steven Weber is also in it as her doctor.

 

 

• The sixth season premiere of "Royal Pains" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on the USA Network.

 

Tonight's Late Night Talk Shows:

 

 

"The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" - Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Taylor Schilling, and Ed Sheeran.

 

 

"Late Night with Seth Meyers" - Charlie Rose, Gayle King, Aidy Bryant, and Linda Fairstein.

 

 

"Letterman" - Dave Chappelle, Laura Prepon, and The Orwells.  Plus:  Your new Miss USA presents the Top Ten List.

 

 

"Jimmy Kimmel" - Gerard Butler, and Meagan Goode.

 

 

"Carson Daly" - Tony Revolori, Kodaline, and Ron Josol.  (Repeat)

 

 

"Conan" - Jenny Slate and Ian Edwards.

 

 

"Craig Ferguson" - Megan Mullally, and T.J. Miller.

 

 

"Chelsea Lately" - Channing Tatum.

 

 

"Jon Stewart" - Sebastian Junger.

 

 

"The Colbert Report" - John Waters.

"Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit" and Emma Roberts' "Adult World" Are Out on DVD

 

 

Here's what's new on DVD today:

 

"Jack Ryan:  Shadow Recruit" . . . starring Chris Pine as CIA recruit Jack Ryan, Kevin Costner as the guy who recruits him, and Keira Knightley as Ryan's fiancée.

 

"Non-Stop" . . . starring Liam Neeson as an air marshal who receives threatening texts on a transatlantic flight.  Julianne Moore and Lupita Nyong'o are also in it.

 

"Adult World" . . . stars Emma Roberts as a college girl who graduates thinking she's going to become the next great poet . . . but ends up working at a SEX SHOP instead.  John Cusack is a poet she stalks in the hope that he'll mentor her.

 

"Alan Partridge" . . . stars Steve Coogan as a small town radio DJ who negotiates between a gunman and the police after Colm Meaney takes the station staff hostage.

 

TV series hitting DVD today include the first season of "True Detective" . . . the first season of "Ray Donovan" . . . the first season of "Resurrection" . . . the fourth season of "Rizzoli & Isles" . . . and the Discovery Channel gold rush miniseries "Klondike".

 

 

Here's what's new in the past week to Netflix Instant Streaming:

 

"Devil's Knot" . . . starring Colin Firth as an investigator looking into the evidence behind the case of the West Memphis Three, and Reese Witherspoon as the mother of one of the murdered boys.

 

"The Art of the Steal" . . . starring Kurt Russell as an art thief who steals a priceless book with his untrustworthy brother, Matt Dillon.

 

 

And here's what's new in in video games this week.

 

"Enemy Front" on the Xbox360 and PS3.  You play an American war correspondent stuck behind enemy lines and forced to fight during World War II.

New CDs from Chrissie Hynde, O.A.R., Jack White, and Uriah Heep

 

 

"Stockholm", Chrissie Hynde from the Pretenders.  This is her debut solo album.

 

 

"The Rockville LP", O.A.R.

 

 

"Whispers", Passenger

 

 

"Lazaretto", Jack White

 

 

"Outsider", Uriah Heep

 

 

"Simplicity", Tesla

 

 

"Stay Gold", the Swedish folk duo First Aid Kit

 

 

"Count Me In", the reggae band Rebelution

 

 

"Blood for Blood", the metal band Hellyeah . . . Mudvayne's Chad Gray does the singing, Pantera's Vinnie Paul is on drums, and Nothingface's Tom Maxwell is on guitar.  Their music has uncensored profanity, but you can check their sound out here.

 

 

"5 Rounds", Toby Keith.  A 5-disc box set of hits and album cuts from 2008 to 2012.  It's only being sold as a physical CD set and is NOT available at any online retailers.

 

 

"Trouble & Love (In The Black)", country singer Mary Gauthier.  (NPR stream)

 

 

"My Heroes Have Always Been Country", old school country singer Gene Watson.

 

 

"Jones County", a solo album from Demun Jones, from the country duo Rehab.

Five Random Facts For Tuesday

1.  The dinosaurs are only on screen for 15 minutes total in "Jurassic Park".

 

 

2.  Philadelphia Cream Cheese was actually created in Chester, New York.

 

 

3.  "The Simpsons" has been on TV for so long that Fox once moved it to Thursday nights to compete with "The Cosby Show".

 

 

4.  There was once an alcoholic version of Gatorade for sale.  It was a mix of lemon-lime Gatorade and beer called Hop'n Gator.  The people behind Gatorade created it in 1969 . . . but it tanked.

 

 

5.  In North Carolina, it's illegal to kill more than four turtles in your lifetime.  The fifth time and any time after that, you could be charged with animal cruelty.

 

 

Men's Faces Have Evolved to Take a Punch

A new study says men's faces have evolved so they can take a PUNCH.  As men started competing over women and food, natural selection favored guys whose facial structure acted like armor against a few punches.

(BBC)

A Guy Is Severely Injured When an Elevator Suddenly Shoots Up 31 Floors

A guy in Chile got in the elevator at his apartment complex on Friday . . . and it suddenly started shooting UP.  It flew up 31 floors in 15 seconds, and crashed into the ceiling.  Now he's in the hospital with leg and head injuries . . . and may not WALK again because of spinal damage.

A Man Is Suing a Woman Who Impersonates Pink For Not Looking or Sounding Like Her

A lawyer in New York wanted to put together a band to cover songs by PINK, and his friend hired a 40-year-old woman to do it.  But the lawyer didn't think she looked right or sang right . . . so now he's SUING his friend and the woman for $10 million, for ruining his Pink cover band plan.

A Quarter of Us Are Friends with Someone's Pet on Facebook

According to a new survey, 17% of pet owners have created an account for their pet on Facebook and Twitter.  And 25% of us are FRIENDS with someone's pet online.

Kate Upton is 22"Sports Illustrated" cover model.  Until the day human civilization ends, men will STILL be watching her "Cat Daddy" video.

 

 

Shane West is 36.  Michael on "Nikita".

 

 

Faith Evans is 41.  She met the Notorious B.I.G. at a photo shoot and married him three weeks later.  Faith Evans was DEFINITELY a chubby chaser.

 

 

Elizabeth Hurley is 49.  She stood by her boyfriend, Hugh Grant, after he got busted with a prostitute.  Five years later, she broke things off with him anyway.

 

 

Jeanne Tripplehorn is 51.  Barb on HBO's "Big Love", Dr. Beth Garner in "Basic Instinct" and Horny Helen in Kevin Costner's masterpiece, "Waterworld".

 

 

Gina Gershon is 52.  Despite her numerous girl-on-girl scenes on film, she swears she's a hetero.

 

 

Andrew Stevens is 59.  Back in the day, he was big on Cinemax's softcore porno.  He was the male equivalent of Shannon Tweed.

John Edwards is 61.  Used to be somebody before he was BROUGHT DOWN BY THE POON.

 

Related Comedy:  John Edwards turns 60 on Sunday.  Instead of celebrating with an expensive birthday cake, Edwards plans to enjoy a cheap tart.

 

 

F. (U.) Lee Bailey is 81.  O.J.'s honky attorney.

 

 

Maurice Sendak  (1928 - 2012)  The deliciously gay and curmudgeonly author who created "Where the Wild Things Are".

 

 

Darren "THE HUMAN BEATBOX" Robinson - (1967 - 1995)  The Fat Boys.

 

 

Judy Garland  (1922 - 1969"The Wizard Of Oz" [slash] Liza Minnelli's drug addict mom.

 

 

Hattie McDaniel  (1895 - 1952)  She was the first African-American to receive an Oscar.  She won Best Supporting Actress for "Gone with the Wind".  Every time a black actress wins an Oscar, you know Hattie's getting a shout-out.

Countdown to Upcoming Events

• 4 days to World Blood Donor Day

• 5 days to Father's Day

• 24 days to Independence Day

• 52 days to Guardians of the Galaxy

• 58 days to Chicago Boot Camp

• 955 days left of "Hope and Change"

79 years ago . . . In 1935, ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS was founded in Akron, Ohio, by William G. Wilson ("Bill W.") and Dr. Robert Smith ("Dr. Bob").

 

 

 

71 years ago . . . In 1943, the BALLPOINT PEN was patented by Laszlo Biro of Budapest, Hungary.

 

 

 

70 years ago . . . In 1944, Joe Nuxhall, the YOUNGEST PITCHER IN MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY, made his debut at 15 years, 10 months and 11 days old.  He walked five batters in less than an inning.

 

 

 

47 years ago . . . In 1967, STEVIE WONDER released his classic "I Was Made To Love Her".

 

 

 

36 years ago . . . In 1978, AFFIRMED won the BELMONT STAKES, and captured horse racing's TRIPLE CROWN.  Only 11 horses have ever done it and no horse has won the Triple Crown since, including California Chrome who just missed this year.

 

 

 

28 years ago . . . In 1986, for some reason, Nancy Lieberman-Cline became the FIRST WOMAN TO PLAY IN A MEN'S PRO BASKETBALL LEAGUE.  She was a member of the Springfield Fame and the Washington Generals in a men's league called the U.S. Basketball League.

20 years ago . . . In 1994, "Speed" was released . . . starring SANDRA BULLOCK and the multi-faceted acting skills of KEANU REEVES!

 

 

 

12 years ago . . . In 2002, JOHN GOTTI died in prison from cancer at the age of 61.

 

 

 

10 years ago . . . In 2004, RAY CHARLES died of liver failure. 

 

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