A good way to ensure that you'll be called a douche by the masses is to attempt to harm a child. A good way to ensure that you'll become my douche of the day is to attempt to harm two children, and then get your ass kicked by a group of teenagers. That's exactly what happened with Bienvenido Cintron, and that is why he is Wendy's Douche of the Day for February 7, 2013.

Sharaya Smith, a young mother Tampa, Florida, was at the park on Saturday with her 3-year-old son and 4-year-old nephew. The kids were laughing and playing and generally having a great time until today's douche du jour, Bienvenido came stumbling out of the woods and on to the playground, heading directly for the children.

Smith, being not a douche, did what any normal person would do and quickly grabbed the kids and attempted to walk away. Douchey McDoucherson (aka Bienvenido Cintron) didn't like that course of action, so he started yelling about how he had been sent by God to rid the world of trash and drug dealers and hookers. Classic douche behavior.

Smith began frantically calling for help, and a group of teenage boys came to her rescue. They managed to create a shield between the family and Cintron so that Smith was able to get the children into the car and escape. Once it was clear they were out of danger, Smith called the police to report the incident.

Turns out, Bienvenido isn't just a douche, he's also stupid. He also called the police, to report that he had been attacked by a group of teenagers.

Cintron has been charged with attempted kidnapping and attempted burglary. After getting his ass kicked by a group of kids, the arrest is just the icing on the douchey cake.

[Bay News 9]