Grand Rapids Squirrel Picks Pizza Instead For No Nut November

Wild animals and pets have been known to steal food when given the chance. My dogs Benny and Paddy finished off two bean burritos from Taco Bell in about three bites each when I left them on the counter to answer the door for the delivery man.

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A video went viral years ago of a giant rat in New York City dubbed Pizza Rat carrying a slice of pizza that was bigger than him down subway stairs to the presumable delight of his rat wife and family.

Grand Rapids now has this squirrel who picked pizza instead of nuts for "No Nut November".

What Is No Nut November?

The explanation for "No Nut November" might be NSFW so proceed with caution.

According to Wikipedia:

No Nut November is an internet challenge revolving around abstinence from masturbation, sex, and ejaculation (or colloquially "to nut") during the month of November. No Nut November originated in late 2010 and grew in popularity on social media during and after 2017.

Grand Rapids Squirrel Picks Pizza Instead For No Nut November

Angel Ochoa shared a video of this squirrel chowing down on a slice of pizza. According to Angel, the pizza squirrel was spotted perched on top of the 28th and Burlingame Wendy's dumpster.

Video: Grand Rapids Pizza Squirrel Chows Down