Listen To Steve’s Review Of Avengers: Endgame
It's here, it's here, it's finally here! The conclusion to the Thanos story arch of the Avengers franchise, Avengers: Endgame! Just like he does every week, Steve reviewed the movies and today, Avengers was the only nationwide release.
So, here it is.... Steve's review of Avengers: Endgame!
And since Steve loves Dad jokes so much, Fish made it a point to find a bunch or hilarious Marvel dad jokes for you to enjoy!
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
Iron man is a superhero. Ironwoman is what you tell your wife when you're out of shirts
Why weren't Spiderman, Black Panther or Starlord in any of the trailers for Endgame
They all flaked
Why didn't we make bets on who would die in Avengers Endgame?
There's no Deadpool
What is Thanos favorite vegetable?
Snap pea
How do we know Spiderman is a stoner?
He loves Mary Jane
How does Captain America let you know he can hear you on a walkie talkie?
Steve Rogers
Why is Captain America the favorite Avenger among nerds?
He's the only virgin older than they are
Why is Tom Hiddleson so calm?
Because he's low key
What do you call the urn that holds Stan Lee's ashes?
The Stan Lee Cup
What does Thor use to protect his buttocks?
An Ass guard
What's Thor's favorite Rap lyric?
Stop. Hammertime
What would Ironman be without his iron suit
Stark naked
Yo mama is so fat...
Thanos had to snap twice
Remember to enjoy the movie and DON'T SPOIL IT for other people!