Walmart Will Ban You If Joyride Around The Store Drinking Wine

Well, now we know what will get you banned from Wal-Mart.

Fox 2 reports that Friday, in Wichita Falls, Texas, police were called to the Wal-Mart store because the employees were upset that a lady had been riding around the store in a motorized cart while drinking wine out of a Pringles can.  And she didn’t just make “a lap” around the store, apparently, she was in there for a couple of hours before she took her wine out to the parking lot.

Best part.  The police were called around 9 am, because she was acting weird out in the parking lot.  Her hours of riding around the store all happened before 9 am.  Which is the best, because I’ve had those weeks and wish I could do that.  I just don’t know if I’m ready to be banned from Wal-Mart.

source: FOX 2