What Guys Are Really Thinking If You Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume
So contradictory!
- Aren't you cold? It's practically November...
- That is so tight it MUST be body paint!
- Isn't that someone that I watched on Cartoon Network 13 years ago?...I don't remember them being that scandalous
- Oh yeah...you really look like you'd be able to care for me if I was ill...sexy nurse...ugh.
- I wonder if that's my size...could I get into that?
- Is that a sexy construction worker? Why are you wearing the smallest amount of flannel possible? I don't get it!
- Are you broke? Because I feel like you're just wearing underwear and cat ears...
- The amount of cheesy pick up lines that I'm thinking of because of your costume is staggering...
- Hmmm you're Barbie right now...but what are you like in real life?
- I really wish some girls would wear something NOT sexy...