#Secrets – “I Wish My Partner Didn’t _________”

It's Wednesday and you know what that means!  We are going to post the majority of the secrets we received today.  Sorry if your secret isn't included, they were coming in quite quickly this morning, so I would assume that we missed some along the way.

So let's get to the meat of it.  Today's theme was a fill in the blank: “I wish my partner didn't _________.”

• I wish my hubby would not fart or blow his nose when im eating
• I can’t stand it when my husband leaves his clothes in the corner of the bathroom after he takes a shower!!
• And yet he complains to me about how the bathroom is always a mess
• I really wish my partner enjoyed making balloon animals with me as much as he enjoys making balloon animals with himself.
• Kiss her stepdad on the lips. Theres no lingering but still creeps me out. We are married shes 26
• Have PTSD
• #secrets I really wish my partner didn't: 1) Play video games from the time he gets home from work to the time he goes to work... 2) Didn't work the opposite shift as me. I barely get to see him. :(
• I really wish my husband didn't yell at me.
• I really wish my husband didn’t poop so much! 😂
• Wish my boyfriend didn't fart all the time!
• I really wish my partner didn’t kiss my butt as much as she does.
• I hate when my partner sets 20 alarms for two hours and doesn’t wake up for any of them.....
• Pee in a bottle ( middle of night to lazy to go to the bathroom)
• Have erectile disfunction
• I really wish my partner didn’t chew tobacco !!
• I really wish my boyfriend didn't Dutch oven me in bed
• I wish my husband didn't give me a hard time when I wanted to go hang out with my mom and my sister
• #secrets I wish my husband hadn't started smoking again! Oh and he's ashamed because he started again and won't do it around any of us even though we all know! Duh... we can smell it on you!
• #secrets I wish my partner didn't micromanage me
• Ignore me when I take care of his four kids full-time
• Take his muddy shoes off when comming into the house.
• I wish my partner didn't look sad or frustrated when my hormones and self-esteem and make my sex drive really slow and I tell him I don't want to have sex today
• Leave hair on the wall inside shower
• Gamble, drink # secrets
• Didn’t Have his phone in his hand when I’m talking to him
• I really wish my partner didn't rely on me to make plans
• Breath #secrets
• Pass gas in his sleep so loudly the dogs bark
• I really wish my husband didnt eat so dang loud! #biggestpetpeeve
• I really wish my ex-partner didn't use my bathroom and poop every single time he picks up my children
• lick my face haha
• Shout at me from other room when he wants something. For gods sake.
• I wish my partner didn't say “seen or token”. Yes, that's right tooken.
• I really wish my partner didn’t try to constantly play with my nipples! They’re not radio dials!
• I wish my husband wouldnt floss in bed
• # secrets I really wish my partner didn’t have something against kissing. He liked to kiss until we got married now it’s been almost 20 years and he has something against kissing because of germs or something and I love kissing so it totally sucks. None for me in way too long.
• I wish my partner didnt leave his clothes all over the floor
• Cheat on me.
• I really wish my partner didn't play video games all day. # secrets
• I really wish my fiancé didn’t hate having sex. She says she has no sex drive.
• I wish my partner and I got to see each other more than an hour or two a week. We work opposite schedules.
• I cater to my husband hand and foot. Cook, clean, budget etc.... I wish he would reciprocate here and there
• I really wish my partner didn't have his ecig in his hand when we start our balloon animals
• I really wish my partner didn't pay so much attention to the cat and cuddle me instead lol
• I wish my boyfriend didn't hold grudges. Build a bridge dude and GET OVER IT
• Hearing these secrets is really making me feel better about my relationship 😳
• I wish my bf wouldn't stack stuff absa-freekin-loutely everywhere !!! Arrgghhh!!!
• I wish my husband didn't get mad when I ask him to take the trash out! Ok listen, you have NO OTHER JOB. If you don't take the trash out, you'd do nothing else!!!
• #secrets I really wish my wife’s mom didn’t pass away at a young age she is still traumatized by this!!!
• I wish my partner didn’t just shove tissue in his nostrils and leave it there when he has a runny nose... nasty!
• I really wish my husband wouldn’t slap my ass EVERY-TIME I am in front of him....even in public
• FART! I don't like all the time just falls out smells like death sometimes I think it's wet and he should go whip. it's bad
• I wish my boyfriend didn’t fall asleep before 9 o’clock every night and then make me take out the dog in the cold
• I really wish my boyfriend didn’t live in Spain.😢
• Drink so much
• I really wish my partner didn't cheat on me and then continue to lie about it.
• I wish my partner didn't hunt... i mean seriously!
• I reallt wish my girlfriend didnt have crappy neighbors
• I really wish my partner didn’t fart in her sleep…
• I wish my partner wouldn’t call me all day while we’re both at work.
• That said... I hate that my partner uses the bathroom with the door open.
• Our bathroom doesn't have a fan, so not only do I have to hear every plop, grunt, and splash, also I have to smell it.
• It's like having the stench of a barn roll through half of my house.
• I️ really wish my partner didn’t work so much. I️ understand we need
• the money but he always comes home so tired. He’s working himself sick
• I really wish he didn't not exsist. #singlemomprobs
• I wish my husband would put his dishes in the dishwasher its nit that hard my 6 year old can
• #secrets I wish my partner was able to talk about her job... #notaspybutmightbe
• I wish my partner didn't ask me questions after I have left the room and get mad because I ask him to repeat himself.
• When I just woke up and he gets home from work (3rds) and he doesn’t stop talking to me... blah blah blah....quiet! It’s 6 in the morning let me wake up! And then he gets mad because I’m cranky...you knew this before you married me!
• Chew on his damn fingers!!! It's absolutely disgusting.
• I wish my boyfriend would stop bringing me snacks at midnight!! #gettingfat
• Poke in the butt
• Hunt....I hate venison 😩
• Didn't*** wear sweatshirts
• I wish my husband did wear sweatshirts consyantly. My girls call him "Mommy's knight in shining sweatshirt"
• I really wish my partner didn’t make herself throw up.
• I wish that my spouse did not chew his nails and spit them on the ground
• I really wish my partner didn't judge me for not showering so often but will not keep an eye on the kids so I can. Showering with two kids all the time is exhausting!
• I really wish my partner didn’t:  -Have tantrums like a 2 yr old  - get mad over silly things  - be so controlling  - whine about no ballon animals when he doesn’t attempt to treat me lovingly so I will want to make balloon animals  - be such a douche  - But he’s my douche a nd I love him.
• I wish my bf didn't answer the phone when he ex wife calls when we are having sex. He's says it's cause they have kids and it might be important
• I wish I knew the button fly trick before today! #secrets
• I wish my partner would stop talking to me about cloth diapers like they were a fine wine or something. I don't care i would've been fine with buying a box of disposables every month
• Fish’s wife sounds absolutely adorable! My boyfriend is a loud chewer too.