Halloween is this weekend and it's time to make everything spooky, including your job. Describe what you do for a living and make it terrifying.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Describe your job and make it sound scary!

  • I creep into your hotel room when your gone
  • I see people who are having a terrible day, take their loved ones from them and poke and prod at them. (I work triage at a vet hospital)
  • I am outnumbered by 22 tiny people wearing masks in one room for over 6 hours, they have access to cutting instruments and sometimes the ABC song is played on a loop at half speed. I feed them to keep them at bay... sometimes they sleep, but I still can't escape!
  • I am in charge of raising 4 responsible, independent, and good women in a world gone mad. (SAHM of 4 daughters here)
  • With a sharp downward strike from my long pointy finger, I steal piles of cold hard cash, from my employer, to give to my coworkers.
  • I walk through mud that tries to suck you in like quick sand well hungry beasts jump on me and shove me. (This describes my goat pasture at the pen door after a lot of rain)
  • After someone passes away I get to tell a person's loved one that their life savings is going to the person they hated the most (their ex spouse) because they forgot to change their beneficiary before they died. (Retirement specialist)
  • I make people sweat, breathe heavy, make weird faces, and lift, push, pull heavy objects.
  • I'm a scheduler for a nursing facility - enough said that by it's self is scary
  • I sneak into the homes of the elderly and sick..I come everyday, until death due us part
  • I put people in the biggest debt in their life.
  • I once found a dead bat under their bed.
  • I call people and demand money.
  • I make kids do things they don't want to do
  • Teaching...that one word should do it.
  • I put out fires other people set.
  • Elementary school secretary
  • Customer service... enough said
  • I shoot people, then frame someone. I might make a mistake and cut their head off, but rarely lose focus. (Photographer)
  • I drive around town in the dark hours of the morning taking children from their homes.
  • You call me with your worlds most tragic moment in your health, u are thinking u will die and u need certain meds to keep u alive. And need to know if these meds are covered by your insurance....I tell you.. guess the answer
  • I work in the pathology lab with human parts don't need to make it any scarier lol
  • I gag people with various materials and objects and shoot radiation at their faces.
  • I schedule people an appointment to drill into their head then I take their money
  • I control the every move of my victim's. Keeping them in a building with no outside light, horrific noise and rancid aroma!
  • I speak to people who don't speak english
  • I put this thing on my head and hear voices all day long. Only I can hear the voices.
  • I organize and prepare the monsters.
  • I stab people and suck their blood. Kids and babies are my favorite
  • I fire people, with or without cause and with or without reason.
  • I schedule appointments for us to cut into animals and poke needles into their skin.
  • I feed children junk food then send them home with their Mummies.
  • Razor blade sharpness tester: tongue division
  • I see people who have passed away leave the building..
  • I clean blood bone and insides.
  • I chase people around and Force them to save money!
  • I tell people to give me money or else
  • I deal with Karen's all day
  • I inject a radioactive substance into juicy veins, before I capture the blood filled heart on a gamma camera.
  • I drive bus put 30 blood sucking teens behind u with your back to them for atleast two hrs per day while driving a tank that you can’t leave or turn around.!! Fun days
  • I stab babies.
  • I inject a radioactive substance into juicy veins, before I capture the blood ️filled heart on a gamma camera.
  • I take your dog when you're not home and take pictures of them when you're not watching! (Dog daycare)
  • I know everything about you, and you can never escape me muahahha p.s. I work in medical records as a supervisor
  • TQOTD: I provide the Autumnal Sacrifice for the hungry horde to devour through the dead months of winter and beyond. What is my job?? I work on an apple farm! #eatmichiganapples!
  • TQOTD. I tell the stories of people from beyond the grave. #ISpeakForDeadPeople
  • ? Of da day...... I have to be careful when I make my mixtures you get chemical in your eye.Itwill eat your eyes and then you'll be eyeless.if it goes into your mouth you will get sick and dieeeeee. Ok maybe not die. Iam a spray painter
  • Can't make my job sound scary really. Just hope the horses don't run us over, kick me in the head, step on me, or kill me. Thankfully the ambulance is only here once a month or so
  • I am watching every stroke of the keyboard you all make, your every move when filling, screw up and death could occur. Bahahahaha
  • I go into your home while you are not there, move things around, make the dust fly and suck up the bunnies. Scour the bowls and mop up the muck. And then I happily take your hard earned money.