Describe Your Last Relationship In 5 Words Or Less – #TQOTD

Challenge accepted “Click of 6”!!! You guys did a great job describing your relationship experiences in 5 words or less. Sometimes it’s fun to try and shorten things down to describe them. Mine was … shouldn’t of checked her phone or freaky fun goes sizzle sizzle or Career First makes relationship burst … hehehehe

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Describe your last relationship in 5 words or less...

• She’s a true gold digger.
• Love: no, balloon animals: yes
• Perfectly splendid
• Nothing but lies
• Waste of time
• Worst decision of my life
• Dumpster fire second time around
• Before my current relationship: what was I thinking?!
• Arrogant sociopath toilet waste
• Fake ash mother trucker
• Pathetic, fun, manipulative, learning curve. ( not something I’d trade for anything because it got me to where I am today.)
• He was a momma’s boy
• Amazing until he started controlling
• Garbage
• Solo yolo
• A complete and total disaster
• Happily ever after
• Long Fucking waste of time
• For better or for worse
• We’re both better off now
• A waste of my time
• Was a Stage five clinger
• Masochistic misogynistic moronic materialistic (all the bad M's apparently )
• We're A Work In Progress
• All too predictable
• Never gonna do it again. Lol
• It’s my current relationship (married 37 years)
• Complete and total nightmare
• Got played
• Toxic, over, better off alone
• I married a sociopath.
• Hell over and over again!
• Fast and gone, buh-bye.
• Disappointed beyond belief, moved on
• Just wanted to be friends… therefore it was not meant to be obviously
• My current relationship: Advice- Roll with it.. 23 years here.
• A really good lesson.
• Just another one taking advantage…
• Train wreck waiting to happen
• 26 yrs Cancer Sucks
• Fun but snowball ruined it.
• Hit the toilet bowl already!!! Guy couldn’t aim for his life. 😑
• Non existent
• Glad its over
• Still married
• Should have divorced him sooner!
• Good then shit
• Married for 31 blissful years
• Umm alright I guess
• Wtf was I thinking
• A total and complete disaster
• (Current relationship) Let the wookiee win sometimes.
• Cash cow out!
• I miss him everyday
• Until death do us part
• Bad investment
• A total fake!
• High school sweethearts and married
• Heartbreaking
• Sexless, lies, porn problem, trust issues, can't let his grown child grow up!
• Pantless men are dangerous.
• She lies more than Pinocchio
• A complete and total Trainwreck
• Fml...figuratively and literally.
• Fuck this shit, I’m out!
• Liar, liar, pants on fire. Or, cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
• One expensive mistake
• 15 years and going strong. #anniversaryJuly22
• A wonderful journey into hell.
• Oof