Fill In The Blank: I Did BLANK And Then I Was Fired – #TQOTD

It's a fill in the blank Friday with Connie and Fish. Just to give you an example of an answer for today's #TQOTD, here is what Steve said: "I got caught making out with my bosses ex-girlfriend at the bar and then I was fired." Good one, right?

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Fill in the Blank: I did BLANK and then I was fired

• Made a joking comment about "Stabbing the HR Manager in The Back" to a "real friend" co-worker. The BLEEPER went right to HR to report it. I was escorted out the door a few days later by two "Sheriffs" for violation of the "Company Violence Policy". Having that on my record has cost me three jobs.
• I did my job the best and then I was fired because I couldn’t do it two more hours a week. That’s right. I got let go because I could work 38 hours per week and not 40 hours. Even though most of the time I was playing solitaire. Sound logic on that one.
• I gave the owner a two-week notice, he became angry and fired me immediately (because he did that, I was able to collect unemployment).
• I did ask for Sundays off when I was waiting tables then I was fired.
• I did light a candle and then I was fired because my boss has asthma that I didn’t know about
• Ohhh I’ve never been fired... Ooooh knock on wood! Dammm
• I told my boss to do her job...I was let go the next day
• I Called my new manager an assface on Facebook and Then I was fired.
• I called my boss a B... cause she was!
• I told my boss to get his hands off me
• Opened my mouth
• Had a baby
• Turned in our branch manager for sitting in her office NOT helping anyone and dodging customers. Being a fat lazy b!
• When I was 19 I showed up to work hungover an got fired!! Like severely hungover. But it was my last day there anyway so I didn't care!!
• I told a co-worker the president got a $10,000 bonus... this was just before the company told the parents of adults with disabilities they couldn’t pay the adults with disabilities what their work was worth. They said I was fired I told them no I quit. I don’t want to work for a company that steals from disabled people to line the pockets of the top dogs.
• I was fired at a factory and I clocked in and ran out to park my car bc I knew I was running late. I was young and dumb. Tried to outsmart the system. I got caught.
• I went on the best vacation of my life and I was fired for sleeping the second day back
• I didn't get fired but was told I could get fired if I told a transgender person I was conservative
• I worked for a personal injury attorney very briefly. Soon after I disclosed I was pregnant and just before 5 p.m. on a Friday, the office manager said they didn't have the workload to justify keeping me on staff. It was a blessing in disguise because that opened the door for me to get into my career path.
• I had a stroke and got fired well laid off. I was "damaged goods". It only affected my memory I can't always remember unless I write it down. I boarded on having a photographic memory before
• Sang
• I came out as gay and got fired
• I've never been fired. But I have fired a few people in the 6 months that I've owned my business
• I went to my boss with an Ethics concern and was fired. only to find out later he was the Violator
• Dang the song Take this job and shove I ain't working here no more As I was taking my meat dept apron off
• I Did not allow the owner's son short change me on my check or let his sidechick talk like a sausage at me while his GF sat at the front desk watching. Oooppps let your secret slip... my baddddd.
• Tell my boss he was an ugly Bleep Bleep Bleepy head
• I balloon animaled my coworker inside a brand new vehicle. We got caught. I got fired. He didn't because he had worked there for years and I didn't.