Today, we invented a brand new game to play with our spouses. Each week we will come up with a hypothetical situation and call our spouses and ask them if they would stay with us if ___________. It's called "Would You Stay With Me, If..." Pretty clever, huh?

This week, Fish called Alicia and asked her if she'd stay with him if he woke up one morning and his tongue had moved from his mouth to his forehead. It's still totally functional, except its right in the middle of his head, like a horn on a rhino.

What do you think she said?