Today is all about bad date stories for the Text Question of the Day. So, let's get to it.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
I knew there wasn't going to be a second date when BLANK happened...

  • I saw his duct taped car in the parking lot.
  • I drank too much alcohol lol.
  • When we clanked teeth during our goodnight kiss...
  • When he started discussing us moving in and raising our boys together. Creeper geez it was one date.
  • LOL, I realize most of these are old and you hopefully are now in solid relationships or married, but reading these makes me very happy to be solidly married and never have to go on a first date ever again Love to you all
  • He asked me to come "snuggle" and take molly with him
  • When I choked on jello
  • He started crying because his previous girlfriend had just aborted his child.
  • When he smacked his dog! Poor girl didn't do anything wrong! And he cuffed her and told her to goat down! I made an excuse about not feeling well and never even actually went on the first date!
  • He told me he lived with his parents and played video games for hours. At 40, I wasn't trying to date a grown man who acted 14.
  • ...as we were eating lunch, he leaned to one side of his chair and 'let one rip'. He didn't even try to hide it!
  • He commented his approval of my dietary choices and ranted about people who eat unhealthfully (in his opinion). Yeah, that's a big no from me. I don't need that kind of judgment in my day-to-day life. There was also the crazy dude who called out he loved me as I was walking out of the bar (ended the date early) but I knew he had a touch of crazy before I went so that one's on me.
  • When he barely spoke at our breakfast date and then when I tried to let him down easy later that evening over text, he called me a "breakfast whore". LOLOL. I even offered to pay for my meal, but he insisted. This is a long story WAY shortened.
  • He asked if I wanted to see the guns he keeps in his truck all the time and he was feeling uneasy that he didn't have his concealed on him in Applebee's during the date too. Got too much serial killer vibe and passed on that offer
  • He told me he wasn't "technically" divorced yet.
  • When he told me to choose whatever movie I wanted to see after we got to the theater, and I chose a movie and he said, "I don't want to see that, choose something else" and then 5 minutes after we sat down he was snoring.
  • He interrupted me when I was talking, and held up his hand and said "I wasn't done" Uh....bruh, you stopped talking. You were done. Also said he wouldn't give up his cat for me (I didn't ask him to)
  • He was from St. Louis so I asked him what he thought of the Grand Rapids Symphony, he replied "they try hard but you can tell they're amateurs." Since I am VERY proud of our excellent, talented, professional symphony here in G.R., that condescension was a deal breaker for me.
  • He didn't shave (nothing against facial hair, but it wasn't even kept neat) or even look like he tried to clean up.
  • He want me, a single mother, to pay him gas money for having to drive to me.
  • He kept burping during dinner at a restaurant and then we were going to go to an arcade and he went to the bathroom and came out said “I emptied my dinner” and also had a weird sock and foot fettish
  • When all he wanted was sex on the first date! Nope!
  • He flipped the pool chair into the pool that I was sitting in, on purpose and I wasn’t wearing a swimsuit
  • The check came and before the waitress could set it down he said " I hope you split that up because I'm not paying for her!" (I had planned on paying for myself, but that was a bit much)
  • Came over in his boxers and a T-shirt.
  • He saw me on a date with someone else a few nights after our date. But to be honest I wasn't interested in a second date.
  • I know I'm being shallow....but about 300 pounds (can you say old picture) and ugly old dirty white sneakers.
  • He told me he was going on vacation with his fiancee the following week, but wanted me to go home with him.
  • His bad breath just about knocked me over!!!
  • He said he didn't want kids. Im a single mom to an 8 year old non verbal autistic child. I also made that very known in my dating profile. Idk why he wasted my time.
  • When he drank too much and we ended up in a ditch in his red corvette
  • When I found out that he was paid from his friends to ask me out the first time.
  • On a blind date, he showed up in a dirty hoodie and asked me to drive him to the gas station to "buy smokes". Then he told me his sister dropped him off because he lost his license. Luckily the restroom was near an exit & I was able to escape!
  • He planned my entire life with him. I knew him since highschool same friends group. He went to college half the state away but was home for a week and invited me to a party i went and decided to give him a chance. Next day we went for a hangout 2 of us day date and he legit told me his plan for our life together. Id move across the state with my daughter and Id support him through school then I could go we’d get married. Have more kids. The WHOLE SPELLED OUT LIFE PLAN. I had no say. I told him I just got out a relationship and realized I wasnt ready to date like I thought. He bought me a bribe gift and I had to ghost him hard.
  • We walked out of the bar and she shouted “do you own a gun?”
  • When his Mom showed up and started scolding him for spending “her money “ on our date. Check, please...and I was outta there!!
  • Told me that he was just going out with me to see if I would make a good girlfriend for his brother. Who does that?!
  • After a few dates and a kiss he ghosted me on a proper dinner date. I was even dressed up in a nice dress etc. found someone better though!
  • He ordered a healthy meal and I ordered Carrot Cake
  • He didn't remember my name.
  • He would eat then leave to go the bathroom then eat and head back to the bathroom. He did this several times. Never said excuse me or his stomach hurt, apologize or anything. Too odd for me. I never returned his calls.
  • When he told me a ghost woke him up for the date.
  • When he said he doesn't date girls with food allergies but he has one (I'm allergic to shellfish)
  • He told me he loved me and that I was "the one." Uh. Nope.
  • When he tipped our server $5 on an almost $200 dinner. Don't take me to an expensive restaurant if you can't afford to tip properly.
  • When I went to his house to watch a football game and his house was DISGUSTING! His toilet had curling mold on the inside of the bowl below the water
  • He ordered 90$ in sushi on half off sushi day.
  • When he never stopped talking about himself.
  • Started talking about marriage on the first date. Whoa!
  • TQOTD: I knew there wasn't going to be a second date when he showed up intoxicated, apologized for slurring and had all the characteristics of my ex- boyfriend. Wasn't doing that again! 😵
  • When he brought his 2 friends on the 1st date and they argued the whole time
  • went on a blind date met him at the restaurant. He was very handsome, great conversation... then I excused myself to go to the restroom. Came back he said "I can tell there's a connection so I have something- he said close your eyes and then there was a blow up cow with a ring around the collar. No kidding. I just got up and left. Next day I ordered a naughty cake to my friend of a male part to say you're a "Richard" for setting me up with that psycho.
  • We were waiting for the movie to start. We were chatting and it came out that we had the same exact birthday. I remember thinking, pretty cool coincidence but he responded with, after a short pause, we are destined to marry. I don't remember anything after that. I don't even remember his name. I was just done.
  • TQotD - on a first date I casually mentioned something that I wanted to do with my life someday. The guy then turned into a motivational speaker and didn’t stop the rest of the night. Everything became focused on that comment and what and how I could reach that goal. It was waaay too over the top for me!
  • So this is a little different, I knew there wasn’t going to be a second date when, the guy I went out to dinner with said that he can’t date me because I look my age (38) and not 28 like he was hoping.... he said we could be friends. I told him to go jump off a bridge! Lol douche canoes anyways
  • When did I know there wouldn't be a second date? When she asked me for money! And not a small amount!
  • He cried at Armageddon. 😂😂😂
  • He was 6’10’ and I was 5’2”. It was a blind date! We laughed and enjoyed the evening knowing we wouldn’t have a 2nd date!!
  • He dropped me off to my car, in a dark parking lot and didn’t wait to see if I was safe, car started etc. just took off.
  • He showed me his JC Penny portraits of his 15 cats. Each cat was dressed up in kids clothing.
  • He asked if I played adult water sports, in the middle of applebees. (No it’s nothing to do with swimming or any body of water)
  • I knew there wouldn’t be another date when he kept referring to me as Michelle and introduced me to his friends as Michelle. His friends couldn’t believe I had the same last name as his ex-wife. Guess what???My name isn’t Michelle!!!
  • The time where we went for breakfast and he started talking about his girlfriend was a good one. Or the one where we were watching a movie at his place and his wife came home early from work. The doozy...we were supposed to go to a baseball game but it got rained out and we ended up going to a bar. He had a few drinks over a span of time and headed out. He was driving too fast for conditions and ended up spinning the car and ditched it which made me hit my head on the pillar and a tree hit the window and broke it. I remember picking glass out of my hair and a blank spot in my memory and him yelling at me because I didn’t know exactly where we were and another blank spot and then him kissing me and a cop FINALLY getting there. I remember the officer yelling at us to walk up the ditch and put us in the back of his car and the date blamed him losing control on the road not being built right to make the rain flow off. By the time the officer had gotten there it was stupid late and no one was awake but my babysitter so the super nice cop drove us to my apartment where the dude slept on the couch. Kicker...he lived out of town and his car was totaled and since it was a work night I had to work in the morning. Since I worked in a dealership there was a customer lounge and I didn’t want a creeper hanging out in my apartment alone all day while waiting for a ride so I took him to work until a ride could come and get him. Horrible walk of shame without doing anything shameful.
  • On the ride home from dinner he asked if I could squirt, idiot.

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