If you were arrested, what would your friends think it was for?

I remember Connie, Steve and I coming up with this Text Question of the Day. I remember Connie picking on me and Steve … well he may have joined in. I promise you this … I think it’s very unlikely for me to get busted doing balloon animal things in public. Most likely. Probably not. Uhhhhhh … ok … I move on. Here is the TQOTD from 2018.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you were arrested, what would your friends think it was for?

Probably for singing, I smell bacon I smell pork run little piggy I have a fork!
Flashing
Drunk in Public
Running my mouth
Punching someone who tried to make me wear a mask
Assault
Being sarcastic to the arresting officer
Stepping between a child and a parent who was being physical with them
Getting into a fight with my ex’s girlfriend who I can’t stand
Bodies found in my backyard
Finally snapping because of something stupid happening around me. Like stupid in an OMG is this even real, stupid? Lol
Bank robbery....I like to wear sunglasses and a hat with my mask
Trying to cross the Canadian border and not taking no for answers 😂
Wow we were just talking about this at work today! It would be for killing stupid people!
Fish-would get arrested for running his mouth too much. Christine-get arrested for kicking a deadbeat boyfriend to the curb, literally. Steve-get arrested for being a know it all. Lol.
My friends would think that I finally snapped and got arrested for assaulting a coworker 😂😂 Im so passive and I let people walk all over me they would assume that I finally snapped and stopped taking peoples crap
It would be breaking up the bar fight that Fish started. I hate fighting and I started breaking up fights back in elementary school all the way up to present day. I was even a bouncer years ago.
assault(i used to get slappy when i drank but not for a long time), stealing an animal (from an abusive home), or drunk & disorderly conduct 😩
Ha! They wouldn’t believe it and think it was a mistake on the police’s part.
A Tequila incident…
Stealing yarn
Fighting in a fb crafting group. Those pages get dicey
Literally killing someone with my razor-sharp wit.