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Wild animals often use alcohol by eating fermented fruit and grain sugars, but most animals partake responsibly. A raccoon recently got drunk in a liquor store then passed out in the bathroom.

Based on data from the CDC, a study has determined the drunkest and driest counties in Michigan.

A 25-year-old woman who was already arrested for driving intoxicated ended up stealing a police cruiser... for a minute.

Michigan State Police have issued an Amber Alert for a 2-year-old Lansing Township toddler that was abducted by his father who threatened violence towards the boy and himself.

The national average is 3.45 beers.

This guy went *a little* too hard on New Years Eve...

Bottoms up!

Bottom line: don't be a d-bag.

Petoskey must be a different kind of place. A man was arrested there for stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen because he and his wife were denied re-entry into the casino. What's a little pee between strangers, right?

It's no secret I love General Hospital. Maybe even obsessed. But sometimes there are things about the show that drive me crazy. Typical soap opera things, which if you watch them you come to expect. BUT it still doesn't make me yell at the TV any less...

It's not a fun thing to hear that you turn into kind of an ass when you drink but there is an upside to it... somewhat. A new study out of Finland, published in the Journal of Psychiatric Research, found that people who are aggressive when they drink are more than likely to be in better shape and have less risk of getting diabetes...

Well, this guy made the cops' job fairly easy. A man in Toronto had a night out of drinking this past Saturday night and he was feeling pretty drunk. Knowing he couldn't drive himself home he decided to take a taxi. However, it was a different type of city car he stumbled into...