Today's theme for #secrets was to tell us your workplace #secrets. It can be anything, it can be a #secret about a co-worker, it can be an office romance, or it can even be something your boss does! We got a ton and here are some of the best ones you sent in, read by our intern (who sounds like he would be perfect for NPR).

Workplace Secrets

  • Workplace secret: I’m a nurse and sometimes I’ll fart in my patient's rooms and then their family thinks their bed needs to be changed
  • I hooked up with the manager from the store I work at. I'd never done a one-time hookup in my adult life and it's kind of freaking me out, but I can't tell anyone I know.
  • My work Secret is when I Degate car parts when I know I won't make rate I lie about how many parts I've done
  • My secret at work is that I plan on leaving next year to move out to California.
  • Sometimes I take cat naps in the lactation room. Nothing crazy, just 20 minutes or so. Sometimes you just need it
  • Tell the person who falls asleep in the lactation room that we know
  • Hahaha the nurse one use true! We all have done that.
  • I pump for my 6-month-old daughter on my commute to and from work each day. I also pump in an art supply closet at work ♀️ it beats the bathroom...eww! #normalizebreastfeeding #milkmaid
  • Workplace Secret, everybody thinks our boss is kind of a joke, she leaves early all the time even when we're super busy. She also takes so much time off and is never there it's kind of sad. But don't call in because she will tell you what a disappointment you are to the team.
  • none of us have licenses for the forklift and yet every one of us uses it because we need it.
  • One of my good friends used to work with me she got fired a few weeks ago she didn't think she deserved to be fired unfortunately I thought she did. I still want to be her friend but I didn't agree with her work ethic
  • One of my coworkers was an intern with you guys she was able to read one of my secrets but she never told
  • My old jobs boss is a major coke head. Not a secret there but it is with all the businesses they deal with
  • My workplace secret is I have plans to leave the company, but waiting until after I cash my annual bonus check.
  • I just started my new job Monday, and I'm replacing someone, who's getting fired today before I come into work.
  • I trade free coffee for pokemon on pokemon go at my work with customers
  • I have a no coworker rule and a few weeks ago I broke it. I went over for a "few" drinks and woke up in his room. We don't talk about it, probably because neither of us remembers what really happened. All I know is that his nightstand was knocked over!
  • My workplace secret...I secretly want to take my supervisors job when she goes on maternity leave. But I'm still one of the newest employees and I think it would make my coworkers hate me
  • My wife's entire HR team is currently looking for new jobs and they haven't told anybody outside of themselves they really hate the work and they hate the company
  • When I fill the company car I also fill my personal car cause someone busted me at the station
  • My boss's son is divorced from his wife but she still thinks they are happily married. Can we say denial!!
  • The secret I know is that the lifeguards did not get the proper training and were given a passing test with a much lower score than normal. This is for a high school, and the athletic director is the one who set up the lowered requirements because they had a bunch of lifeguards quit at once.
  • I found out my boss's husband was cheating on her with an acquaintance of mine. I told my boss, and told her I would not tell anyone at work! Now I never get in trouble! 👍
  • Our Pepsi guy is SOOOOOOOOOOaOOO HOTT. I try to be around every time he comes to fill the machine. Mmmm
  • 2 co-workers are hooking up. Both married. They THINK no one knows..................
  • My friend and co-worker think that I got the same raise she did. I got DOUBLE what she did. Shhhhhh.....
  • I take my vacation days at inconvenient times to annoy my Co-worker since they have theirs used before the time is accumulated.
  • I''m having an emotional affair with my co-worker
  • My coworker told me she has been cheating on her boyfriend for the last 4 years with his best friend
  • I used to be a bartender at a chain restaurant, a few of us would "accidentally" make extras of margaritas or mudslides and get a nice buzz on while we worked. Made that job tolerable ♀️
  • We have a secret DILF list where I work
  • We fart on each other and throughout the store and no one knows
  • Get ready for this one guys... My workplace secret IS that the manager's 17-year-old daughter ran away to be with her 26-year-old "boyfriend" she met online and was caught by police and is now is a mental hospital, I guess this isn't her first infraction
  • My husband and I have a very open relationship and he lets me sleep with other women because I'm bisexual so I slept with my boss to this day we're still really good friends. Fish don't say my name.
  • I went on a business trip and coworkers and I took the elevator to the 20th floor. I said to one coworker u had to fart and everyone was gaging and coughing and the secret is no one farted.
  • about 5 years ago my boss expressed his desire for me that was not truly professional and I have not told anyone in our 30 people office
  • Work secret: so I recently was promoted and now have access to hr like information. My old team leader tells everyone her husband has a new job, he's really in jail.
  • #secret I'm the reason my old boss was demoted. Now she has the same title as me, lol. Everyone keeps asking me why she was demoted and I have to play dumb.
  • Yeahhh so I definitely work with the people that nap in the lactation room
  • The secret I know is that the lifeguards did not get the proper training and were given a passing test with a much lower score than normal. This is for a high school, and the athletic director is the one who set up the lowered requirements because they had a bunch of lifeguards quit at once.

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