We felt like being weird today and maybe helping out with some future gift ideas. Christine bought space hangers and Steve just got a nice big box of diapers. How will they ever defend themselves against the GINJA NINJA with his broom and dustpan COMBO!!!!! Honestly though, you guys had the best answers for today’s TQOTD.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
The last thing you bought online is your weapon in a battle. What is it and how will you fight with it?

  • The famous tiktok leggings. Hopefully I'm taking on an army of Fish's lol
  • A toilet seat, I guess i could slam said attackers head in it
  • A shock collar for my dog! If I have time to get it around the attacker's neck I can turn that baby on high!
  • My son’s hairstyling paste. I will smear the eyes of my attackers and escape while they are blinded.
  • Praying Mantises- they will take over the world !
  • A new gaming mouse. I’ll be set if it’s a virtual battle
  • Purple Cornhole bags!! I will whip those babies at their heads
  • Facial moisturizer I'm screwed
  • Cards against disney.... ill need someone else to protect me, but i got the entertainment nailed!
  • Pillows, smother them.
  • Cute chopsticks for my daughter! I'll poke your eye out!!!!!
  • A 50 oz insulated cup. I'll use it for my giant victory drink!
  • A Nightmare Before Christmas picnic blanket and tote. I can strangle them with the strap and hide the body in the tote. Lol
  • A t shirt. tie them up.
  • A free little library. Bore them to death with boring books!
  • Flip flops and flinging ‘em like a boomerang.
  • Cricket bat win!!
  • Rain boots. I will call on a huge thunderstorm and my feet will be protected from the ground that becomes quicksand. This is fun!
  • F@&K!! A shirt! Guess I'll soak it in water and go around snapping people in the ass.
  • Giligan's Island DVD set; I will play them endlessly until everyone attacking me falls into a trans.
  • Pie weights! Using them as ammo is probably the most effective.
  • A Papa Murphy's pizza... Not sure how that is going to work, I guess make them eat it raw and hope it gets them sick?
  • An iced coffee maker. I will have the energy to string a semi-coherent slew of well-placed curse words to offend and frighten them into running away.
  • Cloth diapers. I guess I will aim for head shots after they're dirtied??
  • Vodka tonic! Give them drinks until I conquer them
  • Stainless steel cup and matching shot glass. Guess we are drinking until they fall or i poison them. Lol
  • Catnip. Should be fun!
  • 50 pound bag of dog food
  • A wine tumbler. I guess I'll swing it around and hit whoever I need to hit
  • Folding chair...the legs are like a sword
  • Car floor mats. Guess I'll swing them like a bat! Lol
  • Cat treats and a book. Unless it's a group of cats attacking me I'm out of luck. Even the book is 8 oz . Yeah I'm screwed..
  • Baby wipes. I guess I'll be flinging poo!
  • I got solar string lights. I would use it to light the battle field at night I guess
  • A Fiesta large water pitcher. Guess I would drown them.
  • Grow light bulb, guess someone's getting bashed in the head and/or stabbed with shards of glass.
  • Ahhhh...a Be Kind sweatshirt. I guess I will kill them with kindness
  • Vacuum filters...I’ll clean em’ to death
  • Canned cat food... honestly not a bad weapon. Fancy Feast to the face could take out some folks
  • Hooded lilac sweatshirt....it will hide me in the lilacs so I can ambush the enemy with my hoe hidden beneath...lol
  • An echo dot for my daughter....have Alexa tell a bad joke?
  • Litter Genie refills...bury them in cat litter
  • Books for an art teacher. Read it to bore the person. LOL
  • Text question of the day answer...boxed meal kit lol .. soo hit them with the frozen ice pack or maybe just toss the entire box at them.
  • it was a wrap from red robin. Luckily they put a wooden skewer through it, so obviously I could use that to stab someone in a fight
  • Lingerie and face makeup. Kill em with a bombshell baby!
  • Box of canned cat food I guess I could open the car and slice someone like paper cut
  • Chicken fries... distract them with finger chicken...lol
  • Pawpatrol walkie talkies ... Chase is on the case !!
  • 10 Screw earrings. I mean they are kind of sharp so I could stab someone. Lol
  • A box spring.....hold it up and stop people from getting to me lol
  • A waffle maker. I won't fight with it. I'll make them waffles and then they'll be my friend.
  • A bonsai tree. I guess I could convince them to become spiritual and not fight?
  • 2 stuffed Llamas. All there is TO do is chuck em and shout "OLÉ!!!!" and hope I can outrun 'im.
  • A glass brick...
  • Water balloons- catapult them
  • Hmmm, siding clips that hold 18 lbs. I shall put them between my fingers and claw with all my might at the enemy...I won’t make for a great comrade.
  • I bought a grow light with a tripod and 3 arms for my indoor garden...I could stab people with the tripod end or beat them with the light arms and/or tripod and if I have access to power I can blind them with the bright lights..
  • AirPods. I can pull them out and smash into someone's hole !
  • Ughhh canning tongs and a jar funnel. I'm screwed there is no fighting. I could can the losers though
  • Last thing I bought online was actually 50 ct of cones... in a battle I'd use it to fight by throwing joints in their mouth... everybody's happy lmao
  • bubble machine, toxic acid bubbles
  • Burlap curtains , with star tie backs . I Will catch you in my burlap after you step in the trap you're hanging in the tree and then I will stab you as you're up there with my star tiebacks, damn I got to quit watching the ID channel
  • Axe deodorant and I'd add fire and make a flamethrower and I bought four
  • Zoo tickets... I will train the animals to fight for me by feeding them crackers, the second to last thing I bought online.
  • Tarantulas- most will be too afraid to approach, those who do are my sort of people
  • bubble machine, toxic acid bubbles
  • So the last thing I bought online was some fart bombs so I would throw them at the enemy and they would drop in an instant! The reason I got them is to prank my brother back. We have a sibling prank war going on right now
  • Manolo Blahniks. The 4” heel will be my “dirk”
  • The last thing I ordered online were bras. Probably use them as slingshots.
  • Phone charger. I'll use it like Scorpion uses his knife in the Mortal Kombat movie lol.
  • This is a great one for me. I just bought my son a sword
  • A knife to carry with me while I go trail running. Good choice if I don't say so myself lol.
  • Cookbook, probably poison someone with my cooking!!!!
  • A pride shirt. So... fighting mean people with all sorts of love and inclusivity!
  • Baby toys....i will be using them on repeat to slowly annoy the enemy to death with the sound of B I N G O!!!
  • Box of legos. I'm going to scatter most of them on the floor and turn the lights off. May not win the fight, but it would cause some definite pain.
  • A vacuum and mop in one! I'll use it to clean up the mess after I've won
  • New pillows from Pottery Barn for my sofa...I can bore them to death by insisting that they admire and rearrange them with me repeatedly.
  • A mullet wig. I'll just yee yee til they drop

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