This West Michigan Tree is Knot Safe For Work

Yesterday I was on a golf course and saw something that had me STUMPed.

This tree appeared to be ROOTing me on

Is that a funny looking growth or are you just happy to TREE me?

This tree looks like it has a WOODie

It was quite the TREET

I was reLEAFed when I went to get a closer look and saw this.