What About Your Past Would Keep You Out Of Politics?

We are kicking off something new on Fridays with our Text Question of the Day. We are calling it Flashback Friday! And we are asking a #TQOTD from the past and seeing what kind of new answers we can get. Today's question comes from October 8th, 2018 and is...

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What’s that thing in your past that will keep you out of Politics?

Oh man, my Facebook and Instagram are pretty clean but my Twitter... I follow some very racy, raunchy, and taboo things. My Twitter would make me have to answer too many questions. I’m out!!
To be honest, I don’t think I could get any job (besides being self employed) because of all my crazy rants on FB.
Well, there weren’t cameras in everyone’s pocket back in the day, so it’s all he said she said. LOL.
My love of Connie and Fish......I have a dirty mind
The thing that will keep me out of politics and I'm a midnight Tokar and yes I do inhale
I was 17 dating this douchey guy and a friend of mine had talked me into breaking up with him so I did and when I left the house he poured hot chili all over my friend. When we left she gave me a key and told me to take care of his truck, so i did. A few years later some undercover cops showed up my new place and arrested me for destruction of property. I paid for the damages but still have this on my record. 😒 its so embarrassing trying to explain that on job applications. Ohh and that friend of mine that i lost touch with was in the courtroom to testify against me 😒 like she was the one who gave me the key and told me to do it!!
I used to work at a former Michigan State Senator’s office. I knew the marital affairs, the son had an affair got someone pregnant etc. too much poo poo going on.
I will not get into politics, because of middle school Youth in Government. I realized during a session I had too far out there of ideas to get support to win office.
My husband would keep me out of politics. His mouth has no filter.
HOW COULD I DO POLITICS IF I CANT SHARE A LOLLIPOP
#TQOTD Nudie pics and weed.
A LOT of weed in college I did inhale. No future in politics for me.
Smoked a little of the mary jane 😉
Can't do politics because of my drinking days 😬 also, Today's my daughters first day of the intensive feeding program at Devos! Wish us luck please!
Of the day... Ummm one day at band camp.....j/k Soon as they see my bad spelling I'd be out!
I was pulled over one night after a long night of waiting tables and earlier in the night I had spilled the martini on myself And I naturally have large pupils that I was so the officer decided to run a field Sobriety test. So I stood outside for an hour doing the Field Sobriety test and then blew zeros on a breathalyzer and then he proceeded to put me through another test because he thought that I was high because my pupils were large and I was shivering because it was January in Wisconsin And then when he couldn't prove that I was intoxicated or on drugs he refused to let me drive home and I later found out he wrote in the police report intoxicated
I punched a kid in 4th grade for stealing my favorite crayon
Just being a naughty girl 😉😉😉😉
When I was young, dumb and the Sittin on the Toilet video came out, I made a video of me doing that on YouTube nobody votes for the boy on the toilet!
I was a little bit promiscuous so I am sure that would totally hinder my chances if anyone from my.past talked
Good morning guys!! Text question of the day... I had an affair with a married man 😬😬
TQOTD- what would keep me from being in politics, is that I got expelled with five other people my freshman year in high school. 4 out of the 6 of us spray-painted the High School, and the other two of us were completely innocent, but the school wanted to make a point, and we were Guilty By Association- even though the two of us knew nothing about it until after the fact when we got kicked out. That's when the other four people told us about the high school. The other four even best up, told the truth, told them we had nothing to do with it, and we were all expelled anyhow. It then took me 2 years of summer school and an extra year of night school to make up all of the credits that I messed from my freshman year to be able to graduate high school
I stole a blow pop from Meijer when I was four #criminal
Nudes online lol
TQOTD: I got two underage drinking tickets in high school
#QOTD the thing in my past is I wasn't politics I was on the Village Council right up until I married the village president's wife. It's kind of tricky to go back after that
Maybe all the women that I have balloon animals with
Text Question of the Day: (this is a joke) I've done things equivalent to things Monica Lewinsky did...oh wait. Maybe that makes me a good candidate.
Text Q of the Day: A certain pic of me at the local gay bar with the 'Bear' flag around my neck would definitely nullify me in politics … Continuation of the Gay Bar Bear text, I'm not from Michigan but I love y'all's show in the morning. Makes it more -bear-able
Falling asleep in government class
I wish I could think of something, but I've done no more no less than most other politics that make it, like the affair, done it, drugs, done it, changed my opinion more than once to disagree with a leftist... Yep I guess I wouldn't have an issue being in politics.
My son's mother. She would spread some nasty lies and at this day and age that's all you need
I couldn't be a politician because I love cussing and there's no way I could filter that for America.
I can't be in politics because I can balance a bank account, stick to a budget, and am hard pressed to tell a lie and when I do, I feel bad about it.
I'm a sally swinger, am in support of open relationships, and have been I a polygamous relationship. Though I have a feeling there are plenty of swingers in politics
A wardrobe malfunction on shivering timbers (captured on the souvenir coaster camera) would keep me away from politics!
When I was in elementary school I flashed a few girls on the playground that were playing on the jungle gym.
Pic of me in a speedo. It's like Chris Farley in original magic mike … not my best moment
#TQD... participated With Friends in BDSM and swingers club.
#textquestionoftheday 19-year-old me having Balloon animals @ Dutin Park after 10 pm in a car and police interrupted us, made us get out of the car naked and issued us tickets. Also, i have a few inappropriate pics and videos floating around cyberspace, balloon animal videos, a few treeforts, Facebook trolling & devils lettuce
Text q if the day: I didn't be considered for a political job b.c I had an abortion when I was 18 and am not sorry for it. So a fun one: I smoked cigarettes in my cheerleader uniform in high school
Under the current administration because I'm gay
I hooked a fish in the eye lol
I could never hold political office because when we were stationed in Berlin, Germany prior to the wall coming down My husband was told by the captain to tell his wife ( me,)stop writing and put my pen away or I was going to end up in serious trouble.
Adult Materials online 😬
I partied it up in college! Oh wait... If Jen Bush and a recent judge after I'm politics is I'd be a shoe in!!!
No politics because I like weed and wouldn't deny inhaling
In college my friends and I were on our way to a Halloween party and we had already been drinking and got pulled over. None of us were of age so we were all getting tickets for minors in possession while the police officer was dealing with one of my friends I noticed he put the stack of our tickets on his seat in his police car and I thought it was a good idea to take the tickets off the police officers seat and then plead to let me go in the woods and go pee. I ripped the tickets into shreds. Needless to say, I spent the night in jail with an interfering with Police business charge. Thankfully they did drop it later.
I have had to pee in the road or next to businesses all the time on the way to or from the bar in college and I'm a girl so yes I have squatted in the middle of the road
There may be a few guys who have nudes of me. it wouldn't be hard for those to start floating around the Internet
Text Q of day response: I may or may not have made out with my female softball coach - such a lesbian cliche' hahaha but true
Random stealing from bars. I once stole an entire set of silverware when partying in Chicago in college. I've taken salt and pepper shakers, plates, signs, etc. Could you imagine a video of that popping up when I'm on the campaign trail?
I paid my way through college as an exotic dancer...so I didn't have student loans, but it would also keep me from holding a public office