Fish was watching an old episode of Total Bellas and noticed that John Cena had some pretty insane rules if you were visiting his house.  Well, now we want to know if anyone of you has any insane house rules!

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What are some of your house rules?

  • House rule: You will drink my beer in small glasses (5-6 oz), . I am a home Brewer and have several beers on tap.
  • House rule: if you pee on the floor, you clean it up. (3 year old boy and husband)
  • One of my favorite house rules: The tooth fairy will not visit a dirty bedroom!
  • Think - T-is it true? H-is it helpful? I- is it inspiring? N-is it necessary? K-is it kind?
  • If you miss laundry day, you get the pleasure of doing it yourself.
  • You can be with me when you’re sweet, you can be by yourself when you’re not so sweet. (From Jim Faye- Love and Logic).
  • No chewing gum....for kids. I know it sounds weird but I was raised with that rule also. Gum usually ends up in hair, on floor, or choked on
  • No shoes on the last living room carpet
  • The toilet lid goes down! That way everyone has to lift and then close the toilet lid/seat each time. No argument on boy vs girl not being considerate to each other.
  • When I had my own places, NO SMOKING. Dont lie to me, you may still be punished for wrong doings but if youre honest about it, it wont be as bad.
  • No rules. Just 2 adults here.
  • No tattletale's allowed!
  • Never go to bed angry
  • You can’t stack Draw 2 cards, and you can only use a Draw 4 Wild card if you have no other playable cards.
  • Don’t ask me to do anything after my shoes come off. Its now time for me to relax
  • Shoes off at the door.. that's about it
  • Safety first, then teamwork. Also, no throwing anything indoors & no kicking.
  • No electronics at the dinner table.
  • Put the tiolet seat down!
  • No phones at the dinner table and we eat together as a family.
  • No jeans in bed and take your shoes off at the door. Also - if you’re invited over, please try to leave everything in the condition it was in when you arrived.
  • dragging your butt on the floor. It's really only for my dogs, my husband doesn't do this.
  • If you are not married, you don't sleep in the same room
  • 1. No lying (self explanatory) 2. No crying (meaning don’t whine or complain about your problems, fix them or ask for help) 3. No dying (don’t do anything unsafe or stupid that could cause physical harm) - also- Ask, Tell, Yell. I, as the parent, will ask you to do something once. 2nd time I will tell you to do it, 3rd time I will yell at you.
  • No cussing unless you pay bills, once you pay bills you can use any dam language you want.
  • No dishes are allowed to pile up in the sink. Big pet peeve of mine.
  • Wash your hands!!!
  • Make sure you go to bed clean!
  • I just got new carpet...no eating or drinking in my living room & it must be swept daily!
  • Neat & clean and no smoking in my house. I may smoke. But not allowed inside and be nice to my cats or you're outta here, they don't like you. Dont come back. Same with family
  • I am not a maid. Pick up after yourself.
  • You make the mess you clean it up
  • Respect your elders and use your manors
  • This is Dan. I have a house rule that is a must. Do not move anything thats mine. Lol i sound mean dont i
  • Only one really......no phones at the dinner table
  • No eating outside the dining room no riding the dog and no running no slamming the doors and not put the cat in chokehold
  • No pants in bed
  • House rule... no smoking pot inside
  • House rules If you skunk you spray (toilet manners)
  • No smoking in the house
  • My grandparents had a rule that you had to scrape the peanut butter off the top instead of digging the knife in. 'No rivers in the peanut butter'
  • #tqotd Take off your damn shoes when you come into my house
  • House rules: don't remove your shoes and once you have been to our home 3x you get your own drink food etc
  • Guys my house rules are keep the damn door shut before the cats get out!!!!
  • TQTD: No food or dishes in the bedroom!! So gross.
  • House rule: Mealtime has a cleanup crew or a cooking crew, and you are on one or the other.
  • House Rule - do NOT leave toothpaste in the sink. The fastest way to see me lose my sh***t.
  • I'm probably way too laid back about house rules and that's why it's always in a state of disarray. My eldest son once had a friend who was waaaaay too much of a smart a. He was not allowed to come over anymore, tried telling me his filthy mouth was due to tourette's. Big nope, not gonna fly son.
  • I have 4 kids and got sick of eating cold meals, so My 1st house rule, is that once my arse hits the chair at the table, I'm no longer the "waitress " you can get your own milk etc. My 2nd rule. If you miss your bedtime, mom isn't tucking you in...this started as they got older and bedtime coincided with the start time of my TV show...then it morphed into you tuck mom in if I'm in bed before you! Lol
  • Hubby's rule is that no one touches his apple TV remote...as in yes, he bought a special one for himself. \
  • The only House rule.. The dog comes first ...
  • The rule at our house? We have five children and saw the roof of the parents is no drinking before 9 AM LOL just kidding it's actually 10 AM
  • Speak with respect. Hug it out. Don’t drink my pop or eat my ice cream.
  • TQOTD.. 2 main rules.. Help out when asked and don't behave like an butt nugget ( you get caught, don't come crying to me.... or RUN! I'm not putting up with BS.)
  • Our rule is, if your fart stinks bad enough to wake me from a dead sleep, you're sleeping on the couch
  • If you dont like cat hair or a tiny parrot flying to you, dont come over.
  • Kids get an hour a day to use their cell phones. Also, no cellphones at the dinner table.
  • You lie, you die.
  • Once you're 14, you get a job. With a paycheck. And taxes coming out. THEN, you can pay for your OWN phone.
  • House Rule #578 - Do your laundry, BEFORE it becomes a problem.
  • My wife has to clean her own bathroom. I clean the rest. But, that hairspray all over the place... Geeeesh.
  • Naked swimming in the pool ONLY after dark. Karen! That means YOU.
  • Balloon animals anywhere on the property is only for the mom and dad, not the horny teenagers.... and for the little kids in the house, you get what you get no throwing fits.
  • A rule we (**my wife**) have that I personally think is dumb is no hanky panky while kids are still awake or guests staying over....
  • NO GIRLS IN THE HOUSE AFTER MOM AND DAD ARE ASLEEP. We're having an issue with our teenage son having his "friends" staying the night.
  • No jumping on the couch. No jumping in the chair. No jumping on the bed. We have a damn trampoline!! No walking around naked. No peeing on the floor. Don't try to pick up the dog (German Shepard) (We are a foster home it's chaos)
  • One of our rules. never go to bed angry
  • Leave your keys in the jar
  • House hold rules eat what I make or starve
  • I give myself time outs
  • My house rules are: don't talk back, do what you're told, be nice to your family & friends, and keep your hands to yourself. My kids are excited this since they were roughly two years old.
  • My house rule is if you come over to visit and bring your kids.WATCH them! This is not McDonald's.play area
  • After brushing your teeth clean up your toothpaste after spitting it out
  • My house rule for my 15 and 16 year old daughters watch what you say and don't teach your 2 year old brother anything you think is cute because it's probably not.
  • I WISH my boyfriend would lift the seat... numerous times a week I'm wiping his pee off myself
  • I dont care how mad you are at someone, you always kiss eachother and tell each other goodnight. Tomorrow is never promised.
  • House rules..we don't really have a ton but 1. Everyone has to make their beds in the morning 2. No eating in the living room...we have a new house and new furniture 3. And no one is ever allowed to say the R word, I think it's so terribly offensive... (retarded) ugh, even typing
  • Rule #1 - Dad is always right. Rule #2 - If, for some miraculous reason, dad is wrong, refer to rule #1.
  • No feet on the furniture. Don't drink Daddy's pop.
  • No shoes or animals on the counter.
  • if your doodies be cray please use the spray
  • No laying in bed with your outside or work clothes on!!!
  • Absolutely no balloon animals when the kids are awake Benn there done that and my 9 year old just asked why we can't do balloon animals