We all have rules that we live by, but today we wanted to know what rules are instituted by your spouse or partner.  What won't they let you do?

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What aren’t you “Allowed” to do because your partner doesn’t want you to???

  • I'd do what I want anyway. And he does the same
  • I’m single so I can do what I want
  • Nothing, I am single. Lol
  • Eat the whole tub of ice cream without sharing
  • My husband isn't my prison guard. I can do whatever I want and the same goes for him. we have a relationship built on communication, trust, and faithfulness.
  • Tattoos
  • #tqotd I'm not "allowed" to have more pets because my HUSBAND says he doesn't want A&E showing up at our door asking us when "our" hoarding problems began
  • T?OTD.. I really really want to take a stripper pole fitness class, but my husband thinks I want to because I'm going through a mid-life crisis and he said no way. lol What do you all think!? Almost Friday
  • Jennifer Aniston #TextQuestionOfTheDay
  • #textquestionoftheday I'm not allowed to grocery shop because my husband thinks I spend too much $......he may be right
  • My husband isn't allowed to do the grocery shopping. Every time he went, even with a list, he would forget things.
  • My husband doesn't want me to have parties where the whole purpose is for the guest to buy things. Tupperware, pampered chef, etc
  • TQOTD....Mega 80s night at the Intersection with my friends. He didn't really say no, but no response and pretending to have not heard me mention it says enough. I will go anyhow
  • I'm a natural redhead, husband hates it when I color my hair. I've done it a couple of times out of spite if I'm being honest, but mostly leave it alone since he loves it so much.
  • I'm not allowed to speak my mind around her family because of her mom and sister think I work too much so that my wife can be a stay at home mom and be able to take them on trips and be able to do things they can not because they won't work and want us to take them on trips and I won't pay for them uggggg grow up lol.
  • My spouse doesn't "allow" me to have my own personal space.
  • #TQOTD I'm not "allowed" to go on girlfriend only vacations. My husband would much prefer family or just the two of us - which has rarely happened. If it was that important to me I'd just do it and deal with the consequences later.
  • I'm not allowed to drink coffee!! Makes me so hyper he can't stand to be around me.
  • TQOTD: my husband won't allow me to watch anything on Food Network after 9pm because it makes him too hungry!!
  • This is just a joke in my house. But I am not allowed to bring any more blankets into the house. My son's give me blankets as gifts, mothers day, birthday, Christmas, etc. My boyfriend said he feels like he is being smothered by all of the blankets. What can I say, I like to be warm and my kids know it. Lol
  • Anything. Roflmao. I feel like I need his permissions for everything! But mostly he doesn't allow me to go to the casino...but I do..with my besties. #sneakysneaky #connieandfish #bestshowever #steverocks
  • I'm not "allowed" to watch The Office or South Park or Family Guy or Bob's Burgers or anything fun like that. He thinks shows like that are STUPID. Or perhaps he can't admit that he doesn't have a sense of humor.....
  • No offense to others but my fiance is not douche enough to tell me that I'm not "allowed" to do something
  • Not allowed to have social media or guy friends
  • I am type one diabetic. I am not "allowed" to go to sleep if my blood sugar is too high or too low. My boyfriend well repetitively text and call me to make sure I stay alive. He's pretty stinking cute!
  • I am not allowed to make Tuna casserole! In the words of Taylor Swift NEVER NEVER NEVER AGAIN!
  • I am not allowed to do the laundry. My wife does not like the way I fold the clothes. Fine with me.
  • I am not "allowed" to chew tobacco. My fiancé is a dental hygienist and tobacco is a no go
  • #question of the day, eat carbs at every meal that's what my wife won't let me do. Because she loves me and wants to see me healthy
  • I am not allowed to get a tattoo. I really don't want one but the more he says no the more I want one.
  • I've wanted to get a tattoo for years, but my husband won't let me. Even told my children that beautiful people don't need to mark their body up with tattoos and piercings. He told them that right after I got my Rook pierced.
  • I'm not allowed to go on the Connie and fish Punta Canta vacation!
  • My only hope this year was trying to win it for free and then maybe my husband would let me go! Sadly that didn't happen, but maybe next year I still have hope!!!
  • OK this parts funnier I wanted to go with the girl from work he said I'm not allowed to go with the divorce (pronounced divorce say) with the big boobs! As a compromise he was even willing to fly me and my two girls to Hawaii for a vacation over Christmas. I turned it down! I want to go with Connie and fish!!
  • It's not that I'm not allowed, but my guy doesn't prefer makeup. So I've learned to wear less and some days none at all and I actually love it!!! #natural #steeeeeeeve #heeheeheehee hashtag
  • My husband is NOT a jealous person, but for whatever reason I’m not “allowed” to sing a duet with someone else (even though he has never sung one with me).
  • I'm not allowed to leave the empty cat food bowls in the sink. The bowls need to soak before they go in the dishwasher or else they won't get clean. The meat residue floating in the bowls makes my partner want to vomit.
  • TQOTD: We can't go to a fun restaurant to just have a drink at the bar with the people . Nooooo that's ridiculous, why spend the money? Cause I like to people watch!! Talk to others! Get out of the dumb house geez let's change it up
  • I am not allowed to eat popcorn or grapes when I am home alone apparently I am incapable of eating either one of those two things without having a horrible choking incident and nearly died! Apparently I only know how to eat those two items by putting as much as humanly possible in my mouth. My husband makes this rule so I Stay Alive hilarious
  • My significant other won't let us go to the grocery store in pajamas. On a Sunday morning when you just want to go and grab something real quick he still makes us change to regular clothes
  • TQOTD: I'm not "allowed" to smother my husband for telling me what I'm "allowed" to do
  • Hi Connie, Fish, and Steve ❤.TQOTD: from Anonymous. I was not allowed to have friends (guy or girl) Or leave the house (I guess it's a scary would out there). Hence why I'm divorced and FREE!
  • I'm not allowed to have a babysitter. So we work opposite shifts never see each other and we can't have a date night.
  • I'm not allowed to dress myself for a night out because I'm not good at matching
  • I wasn't allowed to pump gas or stand in the front of the microwave when I was pregnant
  • Hey guys, I'm not "allowed" to get overly excited during UofM sports. It happens anyway.
  • my husband hates tattoos so I'm not allowed to get one
  • I can do whatever I want when i want. As long as my wife's not around.lol
  • Dye my hair green
  • My husband isn't allowed to eat Arby's. The stench that comes out of his rear end is horrendous.
  • My spouse is not allowed to fold my laundry, he can fold his own, or the kids and he can wash them, but DO NOT fold MY cloths. I am very particular about how I want them done, and he doesn't care.
  • #tqotd I'm not allowed to buy sweet relish, because heaven forbid he read the label to make sure he grabbed the dill relish
  • My EX husband wouldn't let me get groceries without him approving the list first and giving me CASH. Emphasis on the ex. Guess what jerk, i bought premade cookie dough this week
  • I'm not allowed to complain when I do something stupid. For example when I get hyper I climb in furniture and I almost always hurt myself. He has no sympathy
  • I am not allowed to eat cashews or buy cashews or have cashews in the house. My husband is allergic to them so he thinks I shouldn't be able to eat them. Just yesterday I bought a bag because I like them and last night he saw them and acted like I committed an unforgivable sin because I bought some.
  • TQTD: (anonymous) I'm not "allowed" to smoke pot. He thinks that pot is just as bad a heroin. But little does he know, I smoke everyday. He has no clue.
  • Not allowed to go to the bar!
  • Is not an airborne allergy he would only have a problem if he ate cashews
  • I'm not allowed to talk to my significant others friends that she has dirt with
  • Hey Connie and Fish! My husband LOVES long hair so im not "allowed" to cut it
  • TQOTD: I'm "not allowed " to hang out with any female friends or coworkers my girlfriend doesn't know extensively
  • I'm not allowed to wear low cut shirts to school because he's convinced guys are looking at my tots (boobs)
  • I'm with Connie! My husband won't let me spend all our money at target or let the neighborhood cats inside! Haters!!!!
  • I can grow my hair if I choose, no one can deny me that, least not anymore. Plus, I can smoke all the weed I want to. My new woman is into weed like me.
  • I do it anyways but my hubby doesn't like that I shop a lot. He's not allowed to eat all the dang snacks for our lunches at night when I'm sleeping
  • I'm not allowed to spend more than $100 on an item without talking to hubby first, and vice versa.
  • I love the show guys! I am not allowed to wear heels because my husband is short. It has been 13 years since I wore heels. If I tried to walk in heels right now I would look like a newborn baby goat trying to walk falling flat on my face.
  • My husband won't let me fold the bath towels. Apparently I don't know how to fold them correctly.
  • My fiancé won't let me get a third cat, I am on a two cat limit. I am a sad crazy cat lady-but I have the 2 most beautiful cats rn
  • Can't take pictures of him. Doesn't like me talking dirty to him. 10 yr relationship.
  • My husband won't let me watch hockey when we first started dating he said I got too loud and rowdy so I'm not allowed to watch hockey
  • Drive around looking for an open parking space, stick it to the man instead of paying for parking. Instead she makes me pull into a parking ramp.
  • Rewatch movies. He only likes to watch them once. And get more animals... as if 9 isn't enough lol (5 live outside)
  • I wasn’t allowed to go mudding without her when we was married
  • I don't have restrictions and neither do they- we talk about things and have adult conversations. But him trying to tell me not to do something is going to get the exact opposite response
  • Nothing! Happily Single. Haaamburger!
  • My hubby asked if I dyed the downstairs when I went black it's a ginger thing and I think I'll dye it back
  • I would have so many more Rottweiler puppies! my husband says one is enough, our 1-year-old rott wants a friend
  • Scarlett Johansson
  • I feel like I'm not allowed to do anything w/o permission
  • I can't shave my beard but have to leave the mustache. If I go clean shaven she won't talk to me or acknowledge I exist till it grows back.
  • My wife won't let me get my nipples pierced.
  • Cut my hair! My husband prefers long hair
  • Oh I'm not allowed to dye my hair any unnatural color ie blue purple ect.
  • I'm not allowed to stay home when my girls go out. I have the best guy ever
  • Back in the day My BF from high school was very controlling Couldn't hang out with my friends Told me what to wear to
  • TQOTD: I'm not "allowed" to speak my mind about my sister in laws wedding around my wife's family as it would upset her mom. She forced her entire side of the family to trek halfway across the country to attend it, at best paid lip service to her own mother for coming, at worst completely ignored the rest of us, and bent over backwards for her groom to be's side of the family (who all lived locally). The only topic of conversation for the last year has been this wedding but I'm not allowed to be the person to start the conversation
  • I'm not allowed to stay home when my girls go out. I have the best got ever
  • Back in the day My BF from high school was very controlling. Couldn't hang out with my friends
  • LOL...I tell my partner he's not allowed to tell me what to do. And he respects that. So, no issues here
  • I'm not allowed to read a certain author. "It's banned" because they make me cry and he doesn't want to see me cry.
  • TQOTD: I would never disrespect my husband by telling him what he can do and what he can't. You are in an unhealthy relationship if you are "told" what is acceptable and what isn't. I get the joking about ohhh you can't get another pet but seriously if you brought one home they aren't going to leave you. And if they do there were more issues than a pet. That's where the respect comes in. If they would rather you didn't get another pet why would you even consider it.
  • I'm not allowed to go to the bar. I have no self control but always have a good time
  • Not allowed to cut my hair
  • I won't allow my wife to watch Lifetime movies.
  • I can do whatever I want except when my parents say no
  • My husband doesn't let me make bacon at home because of the after smell
    tried to tell me not to get a tattoo....... I already had 2 and he said that he thought girls with tattoos were not attractive....... I got anyways because I'm a rebel without a cause! Fast forward to when he wanted balloon animals.... my quote " I'm not attractive anymore and I think it's better we just got to bed"