What Confuses You About The Opposite Sex?

Today's Text Question of the Day is a Flashback Friday from February 5th, 2019 and it's all about those confusing women. Er, we mean confusing men. Or both...

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY
What confuses you about the opposite sex?

Why your pants automatically come with 18" deep pockets but yet I can struggle to fit a contact case in my pants pocket.
What doesn't confuse me
Nothing
Why they make so many noises.. make a noise when they turn the stirring wheel, make a noise when they tie their shoes.. download fart apps to make noise just to annoy you!!
Why can’t men find anything for themselves? Probably couldn’t even find their keys hanging off their testicles.
Can never find anything. Good lord they act like they are the only one that gets sick and feel worse than you do. Spray the bathroom before you leave. Yes you can ask for directions, there is no bro code.
Why can you not handle pain and act like you’re dying when you get a cold? Suck it up buttercup!
That most men (in my experience) seem to believe as a female, if I make eye contact or say anything nice I must want to date them. Or the whole, hun, sweety, etc as a response. I mean really..ffs, do men say to other men thanks you good looking guy...um no they dont.
How do you not remember where you put stuff....like all the time!
Why can't men tell us straight up how they feel?
Why does it take them so long to poop?!
Why men pee standing up
How can you hit a deer with open sights at 150 yards, but miss the toilet from 6 inches away?
Selective hearing, can’t seem to be able to tell time, unable to pick up clothes they have dropped on the floor, have no clue what a dishwasher is, have no recollection of anniversaries or birthdays, and remote control hoarders!
It’s true they can’t find anything. I often ask him “where do you live anyway”?
Why they cannot spell my name right? It’s KRISTIE.
That some can be so clueless
What is it like to just go to sleep Christmas Eve and wake up with everything done?
Why they can't make a decision on what's for dinner??
Why can't they MULTI-TASK????
Why do guys have to fight over things
Why is it so hard to move stuff??? Where is my shaving cream...in the cupboard...I don’t see it....behind the toilet bowl cleaner genius
Why they always have to do everything the hard way
Why don't men understand us women?
How they cant see what needs to be cleaned EVER. Nothing ever needs to be washed, scrubbed or cooked.
That they have it so much easier in life.
Why is it so hard for them to communicate?!
Why people can't just be nice to each other
Their thought process.
Why are they so itchy?
Common Sense?
Why can't women tell us what they want to eat? It's like they shot down whatever we suggest but they won't tell us what they want.
The overwhelming need to be emotional and to half to have emotional connection to just about everything both good and bad. I realize it’s hormones but DAMN!!! I still love you tho. Lol 😁
The list of what doesn’t confuse me would be shorter...
How men have the ability to compartmentalize pretty well.
How they always give zero f’s Lamo
What confuses me about some women is when they want to be like the man without putting in the blood sweat and tears, “ You wasn’t with me when I was shootin in the gym!!”
Why men think their penises are sexy?
I get confused when guys are ADAMANT that showing emotions is “girly” or “weak” somehow. Like going as far as telling little boys “don’t be a girl” when they are emotional. Everyone has feelings/emotions & it doesn’t make you any less of a man to feel & express them.
What in the blazes takes so long to poop?! What are y'all doing in there?! Seriously!?!