What Conversation Would You Be Embarrassed If Alexa Heard? [NSFW]

We've recently learned that Alexa isn't just listening to every word you say, but actual real live people could be listening as well.  Amazon has a team of people who listen to conversations with Alexa and based on how people are communicating, they will teach Alexa to be better.  Well, we wanted to know what conversation have you had that's private that you would be embarrassed if one of these people were listening.

What conversation that was had in your house in the last month would you be embarrassed for ALEXA to hear?

• Conversations about bodily functions....especially #2.
• Explaining to my grandson (8)there is a time and a place for... um... everything... and 3:00 in the afternoon in the front room IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.... isn’t it.
• me explaining to my 5 year old how to wipe her butt for the 743,985 time.
• Trying to horribly explain to my 8yr son guy things. I'm not very good at it lol.
• If I had one? Most likely just me talking like an idiot to the dog and cats.
• I wouldn't want Alexa to hear all my yelling from when I found out my brother doesn't want to come to my graduation from highschool only because he has a problem with my mother. There were some choice words said 😬😬 #class of 2019
• Alexa would hear me yelling at my children to do Their chores… but then again maybe she could do the dishes. Lol
• All the horrible things we say during ballon animals or in general lol we are very inappropriate horrible people but hilarious someone on the other end might
• The most embarrassing thing in our house I wouldn't want Alexa to hear happened this weekend after a 3rd date, my dad asking me if I got some. Lol
• Me and my mom .Good God,about her big old granny panties how she needs new ones,how they have to fit, ect,ect, Lord help me with this 80 year ole women.At least let me into heaven.
• I would be mortified for Alexa to hear the conversations my partner and I have about our interest in swinging. We are both super straight laced and probably the last people in the world anyone would ever expect to show an interest in that.
• I live with my teen son who is never home. So basically, the only adult conversation I get on a daily basis a is with myself or my cat which makes me sound crazy!
• My sister and I had a conversation about a book I'm writing, specifically about a hanky panky scene
• I would be embarrassed if my device heard us discussing all of the lovely bodily functions that come with pregnancy
• It wasn't me, but I listened in disbelief that my 16 yr daughter and wife were debating how many states were in the United states. One was 51 the other 53. Smh. I had to laugh.
• My daughter is 3, after her shower she got a dog hair in her lady bits. Got super red and told her I've got to get the hair out...... while I'm Taking it out she laughs and said her vagina tickles😳 I'm like uh please don't say that when I'm cleaning you, awkward.
• My son was asking my daughter if she has vagina hair...he recently discovered he has penis hair so wanted to know if girls have hair too
• Explaining to my kids 9 and 6 what a red rocket is on the dog at dinner...
• I'm recently going through a divorce and my mom gave me the sec talk at 41 mind you I can't have kids
• 😳 I had a pure romance party in my living room where my Amazon Echo is. That'll be an interesting convo to listen to...
• My secret for today. My husband and I tend to have balloon animals in the living room fairly frequently and who truly knows everything that has come out of my mouth. I mean maybe I could teach those Alexa people a few pointers.
• My eight year old daughter asking me what a period is my dear I'm about to be 28 I wasn't ready LOL
• I had a conversation with my new boy toy about how he can only use the front door to enter my “HOUSE” if you will … get it??? My HOUSE? #Secrets
• My conversation would be with my husband and how I want to find a women to join us in the bedroom.
• My husband and I were talking about whether or not our three boys are going to be of satisfying size to put it pg13
• #secrets it's not much of a conversation but instead certain noise and no fish not farts but I used to complain about not getting enough balloon animals and now that's changed it's 2-3 times a day and it's absolutely glorious #hamburger #frogyeah #internsteve
• What dont i want people to hear... When its date night with my "battery boyfriend". Lol
• Well They always hear me complaining to my gf about how she never f#cks me😂 I hope they feel my pain and don't treat there spouse n give all the excuses like she does to me.
• Bangin two 20 year old chicks from work... im 40 i been around.... but holy sheet u shoulda heard the things they said, choke me ,[censored].... and best of all one said all [censored]