Compared to Connie and Fish, you've really put some nasty things in your mouth.  Steve on the other hand though...

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY
What have you eaten by accident???

  • Well I didn’t accidentally eat something, but I did accidentally drink something. While I was in the military I was deployed to Afghanistan, as you know it’s hot as balls there and all the water bottles are stored out side so there pretty warm, any ways one night on a guard shift in a tower I had to take a leak so I peed into a water bottle. And say it down next to me right next to my drinking water, well as the night went on I got thirsty and needed a drink grabbed the bottle and took a big gulp. As soon as my mouth was full I just realized I drank my own piss. Honestly my first thought was it really wasn’t that bad ‍♂️. I haven’t drank my own pee since so you know.
  • My grandma’s ashes‍♀️ Had them in a locket she bought me before she died. Wore it on a mother daughter trip with my mom and while eating lunch outside, it came open right when a gust of wind came and down she went
  • When I was little, maybe 1-3 yrs old, a landlord spilled drano, powder form, on the floor and didnt clean it up. I ate it and ended up in hospital, stomach pumped too, I think.
  • When we were teenagers I was sitting on the couch on one side of the room, my youngest brother on the floor on the other side. For some reason it was suggested that I attempt to make a cat treat into his mouth from the 6-7 feet away...not only did I get it in his mouth on the first shot, it bounced on the floor first super hilarious and also gross
  • A thumb tack. When I was a kid it was good fun to stick them in the side of a pop can and then pull it out and suck all the pop out of it until the day my fan was spraying every where and I forgot to remove the thumb tack and the pressure from the can it shot right down my throat yep has to search my poop for like 4 days. I was like 12
  • After party for my older sister's open house. Reached into the cooler for a ROOT BEER, and took a drink without looking at what I grabbed. Turns out I reached into the regular beer cooler. Worst drink EVER!!! Can't stand beer
  • I was an exchange student in the UK, they served dinner and I thought it was beef in gravy but it was pork kidney. The texture, the taste....I thought it was terrible. Admitted, their cooking was poor anyway, so maybe kidneys can be tasty and I'll try them again, but that was gross
  • When I was two, I apparently ate some nail polish. My Dad said he called poison control and they said I would be fine
  • My fiancé was in the bathroom and accidentally chugged some water mixed with peroxide. It was in a water bottle, we had mixed it to help clean the dogs ears that day. He started throwing up immediately. While he was throwing up in the bathroom I called the poison control number because we weren't sure about ingesting peroxide because it had never happened before and it turns out if it is these 3% kind it is OK, it won't kill you. I guess it's used to help induce vomiting in certain cases. He's fine!‍♀️‍♀️
  • Not me but my daughter. She was staying with her older sister for a week and opened a jar of super old pickles. My oldest said dont eat those they are out dated and I keep forgetting to toss them out. She had already eaten half before she realized they were teal colored not green. She left her last will and testament in a message on my phone. We still joke about it and that was 9 years ago.
  • I got a breakfast wrap from McDonald's once and it tasted weird.. I opened it up and it was filled with mold .. I called the restaurant and they just said sorry we have been having problems with that today! Haven't had one since!
  • My mom let me try Baking Chocolate cause I so wanted that Yummy chocolateness!! You know the way I let my kid try it when he asked. It’s a rite of passage for every child
  • When I was studying abroad in Tokyo I went out to a restaurant and ordered taco at a "international restaurant". I took a huge bite and found out that taco is japanese for octopus- worst taco ever
  • A mouth full of tobacco spit that was in a bottle sitting next to my bottled water...didn't swallow it tho just spit it out and just about puked...it was my husband's.
  • When I was a kid, I tried 1/2 a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.
  • Mean green. I thought it was a bowl of jello? I assumed it was liquid because it had just been made. A spoon was next to it so I grabbed dipped and regretted. My mouth tasted like I licked a battery for like an hour but I came out ok
  • A few months ago I found a living mealworm...in my granola bar. It was the last bite and I didn’t realize it until I felt it moving in my mouth
  • I almost ate a grain of cat litter from the floor. Thought it was a white Nerd. Looked at it before putting it in my mouth and realized what I had almost done. Got smarter that day.
  • A beetle from canned spinach as a kid, not once, not twice, but three times!!! I wanted to be popeye so badly! After the third time I decided it wasn't worth it! Lol. All happened with in two years! Decided to try smoking the pipe instead! A fake one!
  • Not me but.... I gave my neighbor some dog treats to train her puppy and her hubby though it was human jerky sticks
  • Pizza that had fruit jelly instead of pizza sauce i will never be the same again
  • a cockroach. I was a visitor, with someone else - we just had to stop by for a second. I opened a wine cooler (this was the 80's) and set it on the counter. A minute later I picked it up to take a drink and it was in my mouth before I knew what it was !!! Spit wine cooler all over the place - apologized and left without the person I was there with !
  • I accidentally drank dishwasher liquid once when I was little. It was in a container without a label and the bottle was shaped similar to a 2 liter bottle. I thought it was lemonade, so I tried to drink from the bottle and learned my lesson.
  • A fly! I was standing near a buffet at a wedding reception laughing and inhaled a fly. Couldn't cough it back up, so I just swallowed
  • Liver when I was a kid. My parents let me think it was swiss steak at Sweden House buffet. I could not swallow it.
  • I accidentally drank rum and coke as a kid. Thought it was just Coke which I was never allowed to drink.
  • ANTS!!!! I thought my cherries were a little crunchy. When I looked down the bag was COVERED in tiny black ants
  • Octopus on a pizza, when I was in Europe
  • Ashes in a bud light can......I grabbed what I thought was my beer......so gross!
  • My neighbor had Round Up in his Gatorade bottle. He forgot and drank a couple big gulps of Round Up. Oops.
  • I grabbed what I *thought* was a ham sandwich from the lunch line at school. Turned out to be bologna...
  • Buttermilk, thought I would sneak a drink of my Mom's glass of milk thinking it was regular milk. Almost threw up.
  • Coffee grounds.. but in my defense they told me it was chocolate cake! Oh to be the new server at a restaurant!
  • I accidentally gave my daughter a mouthful of ants! They were in the top of a medicine dropper (the part you can't see into).
  • I got a wrap from a fast food place once and there was a stink bug in it, it tasted nasty as hell
  • Squirrel; my FIL made a casserole and refused to tell me what was in it until after I had tried it
  • My brother had reubard pie, thinking it was apple.
  • Head cheese I was about 5 and I thought it was jello.
  • Black pudding which I didn’t know was pork’s blood , so I guess it wasn’t by accident but once I found out was it was I didn’t want to eat it on purpose again
  • A gnat!
  • Half a worm the other half was in the Apple !
  • I ate a handful of crackers covered in ants before I realized the box was full of ants.
  • A mussel...let me tell you, you never forget eating an accidental mussel...
  • A fuzzy moldy muffin :(
  • My kids said their dad’s caramelized carrots. I have to admit they were disgusting.
  • The sticker on my apple
  • An entire cheesecake
  • Strawberry lotion
  • A lego
  • Giblets... yuck
  • A disgusting Sardine
  • I took my sisters quarter and she was chasing me around the house, so I put it in my mouth and she hit me in the head and I swallowed the quarter
  • So I accidentally took a bite of a wax candle thinking it was a chocolate in the dark AND one time I was really drink and someone used my empty drink bottle as a spittoon for his chewing tobacco. I drunkenly found my bottle, shook it, thought I had drink left, and took a swig. Nope, it wasn't booze, it was lumpy used chewing tobacco! I almost puked right there!
  • When I was little (like 4 or 5) I rarely had fast food or soda so when we went on car trips I loved getting soda. One time after a trip I went into the next day to drink the rest of the sodas in the car. You know, the leftover soda in the cardboard cups? Yeah. .. don’t do that when there’s a chewer in the household. I accidentally drank from my dad’s spit cup. Seriously traumatizing to this day. Blech.
  • I accidentally ate worms once. They were in an old cereal box and looked just like the cereal while they were curled up
  • When I was 5 I ate a penny. My mom freaked out and called the doctor. He said it would come out on it’s own in a few days. It sure did. My mom cleaned it and put it on one of my plastic doll plates And let me take it to school for show and tell! Lollololol. Have a great day!
  • I've accidentally eaten an ant. When I was 8 I dropped some chips on the ground and since I'm a chunky monkey i like my food and wasn't wasting them. So after picked them up I went to eat them when someone said wait those have ants on them. To late already in my mouth!!! Mmmm delicious!!!
  • TQOTD. OMG my youngest son's babysitter messaged me so I could make sure he didn't mistake a bath bomb in his Easter basket for a piece of candy. Okay, no problem. I get home and start to tell my husband when he scrunches up his face in disgust and says, "Oh, that's why that tasted like crap."
  • So I drank something on accident... I had a pop can sitting on the floor next to me, there were two on the floor, I thought I had picked mine up and I picked up the one that was being used as an ashtray and took a HUGE swig of my pop and got a mouthful of ash and cigg butts...
  • TQOTD... I had to get a crown on my tooth. They put a temporary crown on while the final is being made. I was going out of state for a wedding and stopped at McDonald's in the car ride for lunch (day one). I took a few nights of my Big Mac and realized after I swallowed the temporary crown. I had to go through the entire wedding and trip without a crown on my tooth.
  • I drank my own pee once... On accident
  • Not me but my older sister. Once she drank my dads pee from a McDonald's cup, and then another time she drank his vomit from a McDonald's cup! Let's just say she has some trust issues now when it comes to straws and yes my dad is gross for that