What Is A Secret About You That Nobody Knows? – #Secrets

Every Wednesday we do our #secrets segment, where we ask you to text in your secrets for us to read on the air. Sometimes we do themes, and today was one of those times. Today's theme for secrets is: What is a secret about you that nobody knows? We had our intern, Jenny (said in Forest Gump's voice) read today's #secrets!

What is a Secret about YOU that nobody knows?

• I like to walk up to a large group of people crop dust them and slowly slide away
• I just got married to a dude
• Secret: I have a really good voice and a personal studio. I've wanted to make an EP for a while, but I just can't work up the courage
• My best friend Joey kissed me and told me he loved me yesterday day but my best girlfriend likes him A LOT and talks to him all the time, should I tell her what happened? btw joey, me, and my best girlfriend are all great friends and hang out during college all the time
• I slept with my ex-husband's brother Payback for all the Cheating he did throughout our marriage I remained faithful through our whole marriage
• Secret: after more than three years of trying, I am pregnant! I can't wait to surprise my husband!
• Secrets: (I'm a girl) and I've been dating a girl from my school for over a year and only we know
• I'm pregnant
• #Secrets, My dream job is to be a librarian. I'm a dude.
• Secrets~I am fluent in 10 languages but I like to act as if I am deaf if I don't want to talk to people. ~The English Ginger and sister with a brain.
• #secrets `Donde estan mis pantalones?
• Todays my birthday yet my brother nor my 3 sisters will call me
• Had an affair with a married boss almost 10 years ago.
• My secret is that I have 3 jobs. I have a job that sounds important but TBH I'm making less money than when I started my career 10 years ago. I just don' t get paid enough money for my full-time job.on my lunch hour from my full-time job, I will run an Uber ride, then after work some more. Then on the weekend I work at a nursing home. All this I did last year and did not even make 50k
• There is a website called poosenders.com and they will anonymously send someone a pile of poo, whether it be elephant or gorilla... Etc. I sent one to my aunt, she still thinks it was her brother... Oops
• My secret is, that I constantly feel like I'm being compared to my girlfriend's ex. We dated for 2 years, split up and during that year apart she dated her boss. He made a lot more money than I did and cheated on her for months during that year. Now that we're back together I feel like his money is always held over my head. Or that I'm being compared to where he's at. I told her being a graphic designer I'll never make that much and it wasn't supposed to matter. But I feel like it always will. Money is a huge thing for her, I just sometimes feel that if she had the chance she'd be back with him in a heartbeat. May not seem that bad, but I have to live with that every day, regardless of how much I do, or remind her that I adore her. Might just be me.
• I stole a police car, drove it to their headquarters and parked it in a storage garage that they used for stolen property. I had to make an anonymous tip two weeks later because they did not find it. (small town)
• When I know my husband is coming home with groceries I pretend I am sleeping so I don't have to put them away
• #secrets I am extremely jealous of women's fashion. They have so many different style options and choices of clothing and it's not fair. And... the shoes .... ugh so jealous. Being a guy you have many different colors and patterns, but ultimately still always look the same.
• I don't know who my daughter's father is. I had a paternity test done and it came back negative for who I thought was the father. I feel so guilty about it.
• I am "accidentally" forgetting to renew my professional license so I can get fired...
• What's my secret? At the beginning of next year, I'll be starting the process of adoption!
• My IUD fell out last week and I haven't told my husband yet 😬soonest dr can get me in is next week
• Fish's voice is super sexy.....there's my secret
• On the Weekends sometimes I will go to my friend's farm and help milk the cows. I find it relaxing and strangely arousing. Is that weird? I don’t do anything creepy and I get milk better than anyone. BTW … I am a woman
• I'm the crop-duster's wife. I knew it was him because I HAVE been a victim! 😩😜
• I have been getting revenge on my ex-bf since I found out he was cheating on me for the last two months we were together. I only go out cause she messaged me on fb cause his status said he was in a relationship with me.
• I hide candy bars in macaroni boxes so my kids can't find them. They hate macaroni