In today's #Secrets segment, we wanted you to rat on your neighbors!  What do they do that really piss you off?  Is it just bad neighbor crap, or are they straight up doing something illegal?  We got answers from both ends of the spectrum, as well as some of the bad neighbors texting in to confess!

What is your neighbor doing that is driving you nuts or is illegal?

  • I’m the neighbor that everyone hates because we have a lot of race cars. My neighbors make a point to drive by once a week and stare as they drive by really slow! That’s usually the night we stay up late and rev the engines. Lol
  • #secrets PLEASE MENTION NAMES! Don't get me started on our neighbors. We only have 3 because we live out in butt frog Egypt. To the one across the street: CLOSE THE DAMN BLINDES IF YA WANNA HANG OUT (literally) IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! I'm talking to you, Brian. To Pam next door...QUIT STEALING MY FROGGING MAIL!!!! #RantOver
  • #tqotd my neighbor mows his lawn LITERALLY every day. even weekends. 7 am and he'll be on his stupid riding lawnmower zipping around his yard!!! I understand that the grass has to be cut regularly but DAMN he really knows how to consistently ruin a lazy Sunday morning
  • Secrets: OMG, one of my neighbors are so annoying. They have dogs that will poop in our yard and they won't clean it up and since they rent their house out, they have someone that will also throw trash into our yard waist. It is so annoying.
  • I live on the second floor and my downstairs neighbor AND the neighbor in the apartment next to me smokes. I hate leaving my windows open because it always smells like smoke!
  • I love my neighbor I always get something great for free that I always let go in a puff of smoke Lol Nice....
  • I’ve lived in military base housing and let me tell you, that is where you find crazy from everywhere literally! I had one neighbor that loved to sing karaoke. Not only did she love it, she assumed everyone in the neighborhood also loved it and she would prop open her front door and put a speaker facing out the door. So everyone had to listen to her bellowing
  • My neighbor across the street likes to get his mail every afternoon by pulling his big pickup truck up to his mailbox so that he is in the oncoming traffic lane. I don't live on a busy rode, but his level of entitlement or ignorance is unbelievable
  • I live in an apartment and above they let their 2 kids run back and forth till like 10 at night
  • My ex husband started dating my neighbor.... ugh
  • My parents are my neighbors. Took some adjusting.. But I love being right next door. They always have ice cream.. Which my kids love.
  • I feel like this question was written for me, lol! My neighbor is blatantly inconsiderate, outside talking at all hours, has a yappy rat for a dog that they don't leash (so it poops in our front yard ), and have random piles of stuff in their driveway???? Lorrrrrrrrrd give me STRENGTH!
  • They let their fricken dogs run free, and their chicken love my yard. #countryliving #gonnaeatsomechicken
  • My old neighbor would constantly get a puppy and leave them tied up to a truck tire in the back yard for hours no matter the weather, rain, snow, 90 degree heat with no shelter or water. If it wasn't for my husband I would have stolen all the puppies and taken them home with me. Apparently it's a felony to steal people's dog even if they are piece of . I would call animal control the puppy would disappear and a couple weeks later there would be a new puppy. Some days it would take everything in me not to knock on his door and punch him in the face and tell him he was not worthy of an animals love. We live in a fairly upscale neighborhood, he was the one neighbor everyone hated. I had no clue how he ever afforded the house. I was so glad when he foreclosed. No more living next to the trashy house on the block. Now I am the trashy neighbor and they can complain about my drunken pool parties all they want I'm still going to drink, float and listen to Connie and Fish with my Bose speakers full blast Being hot as hell and not hiting on me
  • This is why we moved to 20 acres in the boonies. Can't see ANY neighbors from our property.
  • Illegal? You know what they say about snitches..
  • We have leash law yet several neighbors think it doesn’t apply to them and let their dogs roam and crap in everyone’s yard. Ticks me off that I have to clean up dog when I don’t even have a pet.
  • Somebody in my trailer park has chickens and they're in the road all the time
  • our neighbors throw their dog poop over our fence into our backyard
  • Park in the middle of the street with their car running.
  • Roll through the neighborhood at all hours of the day/night with music blaring.
  • Drives on the easement designed for other neighbor.
  • Sits and revs his shitty Harley at all hours, just move already
  • They NEVER took their Christmas lights down!
  • Our neighbors are so cheap (how cheap are they?), they are so cheap that they illegally dump their trash at the park to avoid a garbage bill.
  • I live in a homeowners association so I hate all my neighbors.
  • Our neighbors have a 5 piece brass band. They practice on their screened in porch multiple times a week, and it sounds like they are playing right in our house since we are so close. The cops have been involved and no change
  • I live next to a small unofficial motorcycle club and every weekend they block off the street to park their motorcycles and have loud parties. Oh and did I mention they also bring their campers to park in the abandoned gas station parking lot next door LOL\
  • The mother FROGERS MOW thier lawn at 8:00 at night or Saturday morning at 9:00. Umm excuse me Iam trying to get some sleep here!! Gettin ready to throw some rocks from upstairs window.... hey, what a fun idea... notated ! Tee it's fun to do bad things
  • Pours gas on fresh cut grass and burns it every time he mows anx of course we are up wind. Ugh
  • My mom has a summer cottage next to me..so she's my summer neighbor ....need I say more? Will you mow for me? Will you dump the humidifier? Will you put the trash can away? Will you go check and make sure I locked the doors? Will you make sure I put the toilet seat down? Jesus
  • 25 cats in her yard and she's had them for five years
  • My neighbours use to wake me up at 2 in the morning with a huge light shining in my room. From a torch. Upon inspecting what was going on they also had respirator masks on and were making something this went on for weeks. I had to end up talking to someone from the drug task force to show them videos to rule out them making drugs (meth?) We agreed that it must be some arts and craft thing but now I feel bad when I see them. Like "oh hi neighbours ‍♀️, I almost got your kids taken away from you" ‍♀️ #lifeinmuskegon
  • My neighbor thinks he's a drummer and plays his drumbs at 1am when I have to be up at 5am he lives right upstairs from me
  • I live in an apartment. I've never NOT had a bad neighbor. The one now likes to play video games, I know this because he sucks and yells when he dies or loses. He also yells when he wins but that doesn't happen often. And he does this at 2am during the week. It stopped so I thought he had moved out. No heard him the other day, but at least it wasn't during the night. I hate him.
  • I love my neighbors, but I have this one that constantly watches everything we do. It’s so bad, that he’ll call or text my husband every time I leave the house and or have someone come over. It’s so annoying, not only for me, but my husband as well. We joke with it saying that I have a personal time keeper.
  • #secrets so my neighbor comes over twice a year to ask me to mow on the same day as her so her lawn don't look longer than mine!!! Nope not gonna happen and in the fall she wants me to rack my yard everyday yeah nope strike two #internsteve
  • For most of the summer the neighbor would go out late at night and shoot guns half of the night
  • Our neighbors hate us ..we never cut our grass and we have s lot of old trees so we’re constantly getting branches all over the lawnZ the branches I pick up every so often but my grass only grows a few inches every few months so I don’t keep upon it cuz it physically doesn’t need it
  • What my neighbor does to me thats so annoying is she's constantly calling the city on me. if there's anything out of place or not looking up to her standards like her yard is shes calling the city on me. I've got 2 Nuisance complaints ugh I'm a single mom of 4 kids please there will be days when there's toys out in the yard that I didn't cut my grass the same day you did leave me the h*** alone
  • My name is Caleigh and my neighbor stole my outdoor decorative cinder blocks to hold up their window A/C unit. It's been a month and we still haven't gotten them back after going to the door twice.
  • My neighbor will not cut the wild vines growing on the fence (my fence) on his side....is it illegal if I spray on his side too!
  • I love my Neighbors! They look out for my place when I'm not around, super friendly, and we even share food between our grills. I'm not exactly sure what they're up to, but I've watched their house get raided twice. Still wouldn't trade them!
  • I live in the woods in a shack and my neighbors are FROGIN Racoons that break in my home and terrorize me all night
  • 1 of my neighbors CONSTANTLY BURNS THEIR GARBAGE! It STINKS SO BAD! Their disgusting plasticky smelling TRASH FUMES fills the ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD & MY HOUSE!
  • I made the mistake of asking my neighbor to get my mail & water my plants once when we went on vaca. After that she started taking the liberty of letting herself in. Once I was up in the shower when I came downstairs she was in my kitchen borrowing a wine glass. Another time I came home from a 2 day trip and she was sitting in my basement watching a movie! After that I changed my garage code. That's just weird! Who does that?!
  • I love my neighbors on each side of me (despite yard wars and whacky tobacky dealing)...BUT...the one across the street from me YELLS all of the time. She's a daycare provider too. I don't get how she's still in business.
  • My neighbors at my parents house often have farm animals that get out. Nothing like a pregnant pig charging at you before noon #countryliving
  • I have a neighbor that likes to exercise in his driveway and afterwards stretches out his crotch for all the neighbors to see
  • we live in a residential neighborhood and my neighbors have mini ponies, they don't haul out their poop, the burn it!! Pretty sure that's illegal.
  • My neighbors keep getting raided by the police. You should have seen the size of the plant, it was bigger than the officer.
  • Secrets: Our neighbor at the road has a "grow house" and his drying vents blow out onto the front end of our property and it always smells like skunk. Luckily it's 3 acres from our house, just stinks when walking dogs and pulling in drive.
  • #secrets. My moms neighbor grows pot in her basement. And it’s exhaust pipe points right at my moms driveway. So in the summer when sitting at her patio table it stinks like skunk. Wish she’d move the exhaust to her backyard not our driveway
  • I don’t like my neighbors because they propositioned me, they are swingers. More power to them, but it’s not for me.
  • My neighbors put up an adorable elevated playhouse, it just has a direct line of sight to our hot tub!
  • Had one neighbor give me and my kids bed bugs. Another from same complex loved having very loud ballon animals. We all complained. The night before they were going to move out, they walked out onto their balcony and gave everyone a performance we would never forget. On quiet nights it still haunts me. Apparently his name was Jarod.
  • Now that the crackhead and her certifiably psychotic kids next door finally moved out, the only issue is the redneck wannabe hood rat that feels it necessary to come down our dirt easement, blasting his janky sound system at all hours of the day or night...shaking the windows and waking my the baby. Uncalled for, Goober! Not kewl.