First off, "balloon animals" means the S-E-X word.  OK, now that you know that, let us know how yours is going.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you wrote a book based on the current status of your “balloon animal” life, what would your book be called? And why?

  • My book would be "ready player one" because I'm waiting on player 2 to join this game. Overtime is killing the mojo in this house. *disappointed sigh* Hoping to follow up with "player 3 has joined the game"....lol
  • TQOTD: never done, never happened. That's my book title because I never actually had balloon animals.
  • The Last Days of Balloon Animals” a look back at ancient history. Lol
  • Balloon Animals and Kids: the need to knows.
  • Can't tell ya how many times my children have walked in on dad and I. I'd say ours is great, 8 years and counting!
  • The joys of balancing balloon animals and sleep (although not like I'm getting sleep lately either 😅)
  • Living without Balloon Animals; One woman's story of a tragic life.
  • What the hell is balloon animals???, it’s been weeks, I forgot what it even is. Seriously, house remodels, one child, having surgery, another in sports. Who has time to fit in balloon animals?
  • Helium shortage and the downfall of balloon animals. Based on a true story.
  • Non-existent. I'm single and loving it 😁
  • Too exhausted to try: The story of a mom and caregiver.
  • Two small kids and a stroke survivor that barely sleeps. Exhausted and worn out constantly.
  • Feast and famine.
  • Balloon animals said "I have a headache and it's not going away any time soon"
  • The inside story: how to not have balloon animals. (Even when you want it)
  • When Cobwebs Take Over; How to deal with dust and webs from abandoned territories.
  • Dry Spell & Cobwebs - A Long Abandoned Place
  • When You Give A Man A Cookie .........
  • Well because give him a little snack and he wants some milk and a nap and so on
  • The nonexistent. Well because it's nonexistent
  • Starting Over vs. Ice Cream, The Real-life Never-ending Story...😉
  • Electric Boogaloo, no clarification needed.
  • Some Folks Feel the Rain. Others Just Get Wet.
  • The drought
  • Wait... what? What is happening?
  • What balloons? :)
  • The Sahara...lol
  • TQOTD.. Balloon Animals for Mimes; The art of twisting balloons while you have teenagers roaming around at midnight. 😁😂 shhhhhhh👉👌
  • Cliff hanger
  • Gone in 60 seconds
  • OK mine would be called Sunday is the holy day and I'm not talking about religion
  • The hangover
  • Rare, short, but sweet ;)
  • We only do it on Sunday
  • The Void...we have our adult children, grandchildren and mother in law that live with us...no privacy or time
  • TQOTD. "Few and Far Between" 4-year-old, managing illness with meds that cause drowsiness.
  • Balloon animals and married to a trucker nuff said
  • My book would be called “do it yourself for dummy’s” I have no balloon animals life.
  • My book would be titled...Eat, Pray, Love
  • My book would be a misery called The case of the missing balloon animals … it’s a mystery
  • #TQOTD Mine is actually already written! The Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
  • My book title would be The 30 yr old virgin Self-explanatory
  • The White Page ...and wait for it... It would be full of empty pages.
  • The title of my Book would be batteries required
  • THRILLER 😛😛
  • World Rockin Fireworks Every Day!! Title I think explains it!! After 3 years together, our physical and emotional connection is Amazing! #luckygirl #bestfiance #loveofmylife #tqotd
  • My book title would be The 30 yr old virgin Self-explanatory
  • My book...Far and away...
  • Once upon a time
  • Title of my book. Don't stop believing
  • TQotD: "As Good As it Gets" and I couldn't be happier about that!
  • My book would be called "Mary Palm and her five sisters are all alone"!!!! 😂😂😂😂
  • The woman's G spot is like the Batcave- you know it exists; an adventure to find.
  • Text question of the day… Lady in the street but a freak in the bed
  • The name of my book would be “Thank you Sir” It may be too dirty for the radio, the explanation definitely is lol
  • Question of the day: name of my book... Pop goes the Weasel
  • The name of my book would be celebrant! The reason being I have no time for dating douche canoes nowadays 😂
  • Deserted. That would be the name of my book. He doesn't seem super interested lately and any time that I'm interested he picks a fight in ruins my mood
  • Lack of nookie. The art of getting nookie before one of us falls asleep first. Lol
  • Title- "She hunts too!" The "Tail" that caused balloon animals to disappear
  • My book would be called "wishful thinking"
  • Book title: Gone with the Wind
  • Better after 20 years
  • My book would be called "The Thirst Is Real". Its been too long but I'm so tired of all the b.s. that comes with dating these days; it seems like it's only this "friends with benefits". HALP.
  • A journey into the void of nothingness
  • #tqotd my book would be called........ Do you have time for anything else!!!! Hahahahaha
  • Extremely close and incredibly loud
  • #tqotd same time next month
  • TQOTD: Desert Oasis...
  • TQOTD: 3 in 30: The Red Room
  • It's ok we only know 3 positions too
  • Me Myself and I
  • TQOTD: are the kids asleep?
  • Yeah, I believe the title of my book would be Shaft.
  • Mine would be " I think he might be gay"
  • Balloon animals are boring.
  • My book would be called I'd rather sleep
  • The name of my book would be sorry not tonight dear I have a headache.
  • Good vibrations: How to get joy without balloon animals
  • My book title would be, Just Add Water.
  • Weekends Only Balloon Animals
  • Still going strong
  • Dam
  • Open till about a week ago I would've said dead, but just the other day I would say brought back to life!
  • Balloon animals are boring.
  • My book would be called I'd rather sleep
  • I take that back. The name of my book would be sorry not tonight dear I have a headache.
  • Good vibrations: How to get joy without balloon animals
  • My book title would be, Just Add Water
  • Naked and afraid... he's into BDSM
  • When the kids are sleeping  #tqotd
  • TQOTD: Nothing but toy's 😉
  • Regaining Your Virginity After 45. The Realistic Hilarity of Discovering It's Ok To Be Single. Well? Because I have a REALLY bad taste in men so I'm probably better off just keeping it real! 😂😂😂
  • What the h$[[, no balloon animals for years, jerk ex totally screwed me over. No interest and it's been 11 years
  • Quick Weekly Romp with spectators
  • The Dead Sea Because we have been too busy traveling for work and I am salty about it lol
  • it would just be a scratch and sniff book.😂😂
  • TQOTD: wants to be anonymous: The real story behind Deflate-Gate!
  • I know I'm late but my book would be called All I wanted was a back rub lmao
  • Cold fish and carpal tunnel boy