What Would Your "Balloon Animal” Life Book Be Called?

First off, "balloon animals" means the S-E-X word. OK, now that you know that, let us know how yours is going.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you wrote a book based on the current status of your “balloon animal” life, what would your book be called? And why?

My book would be "ready player one" because I'm waiting on player 2 to join this game. Overtime is killing the mojo in this house. *disappointed sigh* Hoping to follow up with "player 3 has joined the game"....lol
TQOTD: never done, never happened. That's my book title because I never actually had balloon animals.
The Last Days of Balloon Animals” a look back at ancient history. Lol
Balloon Animals and Kids: the need to knows.
Can't tell ya how many times my children have walked in on dad and I. I'd say ours is great, 8 years and counting!
The joys of balancing balloon animals and sleep (although not like I'm getting sleep lately either 😅)
Living without Balloon Animals; One woman's story of a tragic life.
What the hell is balloon animals???, it’s been weeks, I forgot what it even is. Seriously, house remodels, one child, having surgery, another in sports. Who has time to fit in balloon animals?
Helium shortage and the downfall of balloon animals. Based on a true story.
Non-existent. I'm single and loving it 😁
Too exhausted to try: The story of a mom and caregiver.
Two small kids and a stroke survivor that barely sleeps. Exhausted and worn out constantly.
Feast and famine.
Balloon animals said "I have a headache and it's not going away any time soon"
The inside story: how to not have balloon animals. (Even when you want it)
When Cobwebs Take Over; How to deal with dust and webs from abandoned territories.
Dry Spell & Cobwebs - A Long Abandoned Place
When You Give A Man A Cookie .........
Well because give him a little snack and he wants some milk and a nap and so on
The nonexistent. Well because it's nonexistent
Starting Over vs. Ice Cream, The Real-life Never-ending Story...😉
Electric Boogaloo, no clarification needed.
Some Folks Feel the Rain. Others Just Get Wet.
The drought
Wait... what? What is happening?
What balloons? :)
The Sahara...lol
TQOTD.. Balloon Animals for Mimes; The art of twisting balloons while you have teenagers roaming around at midnight. 😁😂 shhhhhhh👉👌
Cliff hanger
Gone in 60 seconds
OK mine would be called Sunday is the holy day and I'm not talking about religion
The hangover
Rare, short, but sweet ;)
We only do it on Sunday
The Void...we have our adult children, grandchildren and mother in law that live with us...no privacy or time
TQOTD. "Few and Far Between" 4-year-old, managing illness with meds that cause drowsiness.
Balloon animals and married to a trucker nuff said
My book would be called “do it yourself for dummy’s” I have no balloon animals life.
My book would be titled...Eat, Pray, Love
My book would be a misery called The case of the missing balloon animals … it’s a mystery
#TQOTD Mine is actually already written! The Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
My book title would be The 30 yr old virgin Self-explanatory
The White Page ...and wait for it... It would be full of empty pages.
The title of my Book would be batteries required
THRILLER 😛😛
World Rockin Fireworks Every Day!! Title I think explains it!! After 3 years together, our physical and emotional connection is Amazing! #luckygirl #bestfiance #loveofmylife #tqotd
My book title would be The 30 yr old virgin Self-explanatory
My book...Far and away...
Once upon a time
Title of my book. Don't stop believing
TQotD: "As Good As it Gets" and I couldn't be happier about that!
My book would be called "Mary Palm and her five sisters are all alone"!!!! 😂😂😂😂
The woman's G spot is like the Batcave- you know it exists; an adventure to find.
Text question of the day… Lady in the street but a freak in the bed
The name of my book would be “Thank you Sir” It may be too dirty for the radio, the explanation definitely is lol
Question of the day: name of my book... Pop goes the Weasel
The name of my book would be celebrant! The reason being I have no time for dating douche canoes nowadays 😂
Deserted. That would be the name of my book. He doesn't seem super interested lately and any time that I'm interested he picks a fight in ruins my mood
Lack of nookie. The art of getting nookie before one of us falls asleep first. Lol
Title- "She hunts too!" The "Tail" that caused balloon animals to disappear
My book would be called "wishful thinking"
Book title: Gone with the Wind
Better after 20 years
My book would be called "The Thirst Is Real". Its been too long but I'm so tired of all the b.s. that comes with dating these days; it seems like it's only this "friends with benefits". HALP.
A journey into the void of nothingness
#tqotd my book would be called........ Do you have time for anything else!!!! Hahahahaha
Extremely close and incredibly loud
#tqotd same time next month
TQOTD: Desert Oasis...
TQOTD: 3 in 30: The Red Room
It's ok we only know 3 positions too
Me Myself and I
TQOTD: are the kids asleep?
Yeah, I believe the title of my book would be Shaft.
Mine would be " I think he might be gay"
Balloon animals are boring.
My book would be called I'd rather sleep
The name of my book would be sorry not tonight dear I have a headache.
Good vibrations: How to get joy without balloon animals
My book title would be, Just Add Water.
Weekends Only Balloon Animals
Still going strong
Dam
Open till about a week ago I would've said dead, but just the other day I would say brought back to life!
Balloon animals are boring.
My book would be called I'd rather sleep
I take that back. The name of my book would be sorry not tonight dear I have a headache.
Good vibrations: How to get joy without balloon animals
My book title would be, Just Add Water
Naked and afraid... he's into BDSM
When the kids are sleeping #tqotd
TQOTD: Nothing but toy's 😉
Regaining Your Virginity After 45. The Realistic Hilarity of Discovering It's Ok To Be Single. Well? Because I have a REALLY bad taste in men so I'm probably better off just keeping it real! 😂😂😂
What the h$[[, no balloon animals for years, jerk ex totally screwed me over. No interest and it's been 11 years
Quick Weekly Romp with spectators
The Dead Sea Because we have been too busy traveling for work and I am salty about it lol
it would just be a scratch and sniff book.😂😂
TQOTD: wants to be anonymous: The real story behind Deflate-Gate!
I know I'm late but my book would be called All I wanted was a back rub lmao
Cold fish and carpal tunnel boy

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What Would Your “Balloon Animal” Life Book Be Called? – #TQOTD