We all have stories about where we got in trouble and you just knew it was a dumb way to get busted. Christine sneezed a few times in a class and a teacher thought she was provoking him. The click of 6 shared AMAZING stories that you must read:

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What’s the dumbest thing you have ever gotten in trouble for?

  • I was driving with a lay hanging on my review mirror.
  • Told a girl she looked like chubaka got suspended
  • I have a son. He has millions of behavior logs. What ya want to know? He's a junior now.. Btw.
  • Buying much stuff online!
  • In HS a friend and I were out past curfew on the AF base. Cop stopped us and brought us to the base station. My dad was in duty that night and had to sing us out and drive us home. In elementary school in Germany on base, cops showed up while we were playing in the HS gym, on a weekend, when it was closed, duh next time lock it better, and drove us home giving us stern lectures about breaking and entering
  • Saying the word”but” I got a paddle to the butt in front of another class. This was in school ,he told everybody to shut up, I raise my hand and said “But”#scaredforlifebutoldernowilike! Lol
  • Our old neighbor a few years back kept messing with our parents. Starting nitpicky arguments and just being downright rude for no reason. This was during my party years, so party activities were involved. My best friend and i decided to get our guy friends to sling shot dog poo over their fence and into their pool. (My parents werent home during this). My mom woke us up at 9 in the morning to a cop at our door we tried to tell him it wasnt us and they couldnt prove it was. The cop stated he could dna test the dog poo and trace it back to our dog if we dont go clean it up. I tell u what, we cleaned it...with thee biggest smiles on our faces. The neighbor didnt mess with us anymore
  • I got in trouble when I was 13 because I was “an entitled brat” for not being excited about the damn word processor my parents bought me for Christmas instead of the puppy I thought for sure I was getting.
  • Almost wrote up, Boss told me talk to much.lol
  • Laughing too much. Several times.
  • I got fired from a job for being on the internet too much. Now that job is entirely internet based
  • I got in trouble in Kindergarten because I refused to do the hand motions to the songs that we were performing at our “graduation”. My teacher told me that if I didn’t want to fully participate, I could just sit in my chair while the rest of the class did the “performance”. I said, “that’s what I WANTED.”
  • Yelling at a bitch on the phone. Misuse of Telecommunication services. 6 mo probation.
  • In high-school I only ever received one detention. My bra strap showed from wearing a tank top. I was told it wasn't fair to the boys in class because it could distract them... This was 1998 by the way.
  • I had inschool suspension my senior year for saying peni$ during our senior picture instead of cheese! We "embarrassed" our principal. Lol
  • I got sent to the principals office in middle school for pushing a boy over after he slapped my butt. I also had a cop come to my door to collect my over due library book
  • Chewing gum in home room in middle school... but I didn’t even have gum ended up having to sit in detention before school (1st and only time I ever got in trouble at school!) my mom sat with me in protest
  • In 6th grade I had detention because I had the hiccups and they wouldn’t stop!
  • I once got written up at a past job because I went to a work-sponsored training and participated too much.
  • I got fired for going to a funeral.
  • Being early to work. Like 10 to 15 minutes early. Would sit in the break room and play on my phone or chat with other employees. (Worked front desk at a hotel). The front desk supervisor said it was loitering and wrote me up. I was so damn confused! Was fired the next day because I told an employee about how I wasn't allowed to be "early" anymore. So glad it worked out that way though, the place was toxic as hell and I needed out! Was my push to do bigger things!
  • In high school I worked at a bank. I was sent home for the day because I wasn’t wearing the right clothes... I had a pant suit... I was a drive thru teller...
  • Got pulled over by a policeman because I was driving through a very well lit neighborhood in the evening and I forgot to turn on my headlights
  • I got fired for having morning sickness! Technically attendance, due to morning sickness.... Best thing to ever happen. My son ended up being born 12 weeks premature and thus I got unemployment for 2 yrs which was a lifesaver with having to take care of a premature and special needs newborn when he was released from the NICU!
  • I'm an identical twin. On April fool's day, we switched seats in a class, the teacher asked me a question my sister knew answer to an vice versa, sent down to principal's office.
  • I got a detention for being late for a class. I then got a Saturday in school suspension for being late for detention.
  • I got a detention for standing too long after the pledge if allegiance ended when I was a sophomore in high school
  • Hanging the TP backwards. Hay better than none at all
  • At work I took the trash out to late, and put the toilet paper on wrong! It was not pretty!
  • Got 3 days ISS in middle school for playing the game MASH. All because a couple of guys didn’t like that we used their names in the game.
  • My HUSBAND got in trouble at Yellowstone! I told him to touch one of the little streams the led to the hot springs He looked around, no ranger in sight, bent down and put his fingers in the stream...A park ranger appeared out of nowhere and scorned him
  • Someone else talking during some assembly on a field trip
  • watched a drug bust and a buddy got caught with an ounce in his pants
  • My bestie and I were grounded from each other because we got in trouble at school for talking. We hatched a plan, after school we both told the elders that we were going on a walk and secretly met up at a bridge. While we were hanging out we heard a car coming and we all went running to hide. I hid behind a bare bush, crouched down, wearing a bright blue coat. It was her aunt. We totally got busted because of my dumb a—.
  • We had a half door to keep the husky from getting into the room unattended but the cats could go through freely. I got grounded twice because I had "locked the dog on the wrong side before leaving" she ate some chocolate and was other wise naughty in the room she shouldn't have been in. After the 3rd time it happened my mom caught her squeezing through the cat door. Huskies are liquid too.
  • A kid can’t ask another kid if they want to see your weenis on the Catholic school playground.
  • I had an empty bottle of Advil in my car in high school and was “caught” by the dogs that come in. I was sent to the principals office and had to call my mom before they even had me open my car for them to check what was in my car. My mom laughed at them because she knew they were being ridiculous. I missed a whole class and a half for an empty bottle of Advil
  • Asked my 9th grade math teacher to use the bathroom was told no so i farted in class got saturday school on last day kf school. Needless to say i did not show up lol
  • Taking my younger brother to see RAW in the theatre he was 15.
  • Had a boss write me up for taking fundraiser money to the bank and getting a money order to send it where it needed to go because that's not my job. Had the same boss write me up for leaving fundraiser money (the following year) in the safe, for the cash office people to get a money order to send in, and not following through on finishing the fundraiser.
  • When I was 15 I had a denim jumper with a button up side slit... I was only allowed to have 3 buttons undone, but I went crazy one night out with friends, and I unbuttoned 4. My parents showed up to check that I was where I said I would be, and they busted me... 4 buttons and all.
  • At 15, I got a ticket for not having a light on my bike (a headlight....on a bicycle)
  • Throwing a black jellybean on the school bus. I actually didn’t do it.
  • I got a MPI for tobacco a week before my 18th birthday and was a freshman in college, looked real stupid going to court when everyone else was there for alcohol
  • When I was 19 I got fired from my job at a small family owned Deli and Sandwich Shop for not making chicken salad fast enough...
  • Doing donuts in the park parking lot! Best friend talked us out of the ticket
  • Pulling someone over. I’m not a cop.
  • Stole a Honda moped went to the mall and got pulled over on the way back. Oh yeah there where 3 of us on it lol
  • Teacher noticed the I had scratches on my lens and she grabbed my by the shirt and took me to another teacher to complain about it. I was 9
  • I got grounded in high school for not getting my friend’s mom KFC on my way to her house
  • Picking caterpillars off the neighbor's tree.
  • At 13 I got our AOL account suspended because I swore in the chat room. I was grounded for a week over that
  • I got in trouble for “skipping too excitedly” in the hallways in MS- dumbest write up ever
  • Being in a park after 10pm.
  • Funny you mention this, my mom reminded me this weekend of her getting this call when I was in elementary school. I was "hired" in 5th grade to clean the lunch room during part of lunch. We me and my friend "made up" our own language and this drove the lunch lady NUTS. So one day, she decided to send me to the principals office and asked for my mom to pick me up. Hahahha. She didn't pick me up. And I never had an issue with that crazy lunch lady again, so I can only imagine what was said lol.
  • Not wearing deodorant I guess my mom hates the smell of underarms
  • I tried to use my mom's ID to get into a bar when I was 17.
  • I got in trouble in 8th grade for stealing a colored pencil. I forgot it was my pocket and meant to bring it back after my next class. But that didn’t stop the teacher from tracking me down and demanding it back while giving me a detention]
  • My brother got arrested at the Michigan Ohio state game for throwing a nerf ball, and someone didn't catch it so I fell into the street. He had to miss the game and got fined with "blocking the sidewalk"
  • In 4th grade I was written up (had one recess taken away) for giving the teacher a dirty look. Then in 9th grade I was given detention for insubordination— I refused to apologize to a teacher who was yelling at me…
  • Climbing up on the back of the pickup truck. I fell off and my pants got caught on the trailer hitch. I dangled there for a minute before they ripped and I fell the rest of the way.
  • In second grade I got my recess or art class or something taken away for blowing my nose at an inappropriate time.
  • Jumping over my backpack in third grade. Bunch of kids were making a game out of it but I was the only that got in trouble.
  • I skipped school then went into the school at lunchtime purposely when I knew the lower grades were at lunch and got caught cuz I wanted to get in house suspension as there was a guy I was crushing on in there so I needed to be in there too.
  • Not smiling as I passed my boss in the hall
  • I got suspended from middle school for smoking. I've never smoked a day in my life. A girl with blond hair and had the same color shirt as I was wearing was the one that was smoking
  • me and my brother were rolling and throwing an orange back and forth in the upstairs hallway and there was orange juice everywhere
  • Got mad and yelled “YES MA’AM “ to my supervisor once at Wally World. He was a guy
  • I can not tell you what I did to get my first ever after school detention, but I can tell you that I got my second because while I was sitting in that first detention the teacher was eating a fruit cocktail cup with a metal fork and scraping her teeth on it with every bite. "How's that fork taste?" I asked "I'll let you know in detention tomorrow"
  • When I was a kid...I threw a piece of gum on the school bus and hit the bus driver on the forehead. It hit the windshield and came right back on her forehead. My best friend ratted me out and got me suspended from school. We still are best friends to this day.
  • I'm 40 and my mom just called and yelled at me for my dishes not being done lol
  • I was wrote up at a job for wheelchair racing. I worked in a retirement home 3rd shift.
  • Girl kicked me in the balls for no reason. I told one of the recess aids and I got in trouble because I said ‘balls.’ The girl did not get in trouble.
  • I legit got grounded bc I was babysitting my brothers and their weird friend pooped in our backyard instead of asking to use the bathroom.
  • The dumbest thing I've gotten in trouble for is doing chores around the house. Seriously I've gotten yelled at for doing laundry because my wife didn't want that particular load to go in yet, or running the dishwasher because she wanted to go shower or vacuuming the dining room because she hadn't wiped down the table yet. Really dear you could have a husband that doesn't help at all and makes you do it!! Lol
  • Going to lunch everyday with a coworker. My former boss sat us both down in her office and said too many people were complaining about us going to lunch together daily.
  • On my performance appraisal, I got dinged for being "too professional" at work and was assigned to watch the Andy Griffith Show as a guide for how this director wanted the workplace to be. It was a job that required a Master's degree.
  • Got an unpaid day off for saying it was cold enough to pee icicles on a day when we had no heat.

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