If you have a weak stomach, you do not want to read these answers.  If you enjoy extremely disgusting stories having to do with bodily functions, today's #TQOTD is perfect for you.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve woken up to?

  • The most disgusting thing I ever woke up to...my ex lol
  • The most disgusting thing I've ever woken up to is... Animal poop!! My dog rolled in some animals crap outside and it got all over my bed!! Woke up to the smell of it. Had to wash my sheets and give dog a bath at 2am! Gross!!
  • One morning I woke up to the worst smell. I walked into my living room where the dog kennel was and inside was my puppy covered in diarrhea and vomit (he got into something the night before). It was EVERYWHERE!!! All over his kennel, bed and him. I opened the door to get him out to clean it.. he proceeded to run out and jump on me, leaving me covered in shart. The smell was so ratchet I threw up. Most disgusting experience and worst smell ever!
  • Cat poop in the bed with me! I have a cat with attitude and she was mad at me so she pooped on the bed while I was sleeping!
  • One of my dogs puked on the pillow next to me during the night...i must have been sleeping real good lol Rolled over it when i got up #assholedogs
  • A badly injured squirrel running in circles in my living room. Our dog had carried it into the house, but became afraid of it as it ran around. The dog was hiding behind our dining room table, peeking out at the action, and I had to figure out how to catch the squirrel, and then what to do with it after I caught it. Blood was all over our carpet, too. I was not at all pleased with my son who had let the dog in while she was carrying a squirrel.
  • Ok so this doesn't rank high in disgusting, but I woke up to this next me...ewww
  • My son used to be on a feeding tube, the absolute worst was waking up to find his tubing came out. Not only would all his high caloric formula be all over the place, so was his stomach bile. Stomach bile and high caloric formula has its own special smell that I will never forget. Very much like curdled milk but much more acidic
  • Puking seems to be a majority here...but I'd say yes, puking is the grossest thing!
  • When I tossed the covers back to get out of bed and saw I was sharing it with a scorpion.
  • A trail of diarrhea in the bathroom.
  • My son getting sick one night after eating hot dogs and chocolate milk for dinner. I rarely have a hard time cleaning up when the kids get sick. I gagged quite a few times from that one.
  • When my cousin stayed with us for awhile ,she invited her boyfriend to stay the night without us knowing. He drank to much, vomited and urinated all over our newly remodeled bathroom. We had to hire a company to clean and get the smell out. We put her out and gave her the bill.
  • Kid puking...lasagna & chocolate milk...everywhere. Bed, blankets, wall, floor, himself, his brother, the cat, The smell was so awful I almost couldn't clean it up!
  • A pacing dog, walking to turn on the light, stepping on something cold on the way to the switch, turning on the light to finding had I stepped on a cold, dead, MUSKRAT's tail. Our dog brought us a present!
  • The pee of my adult male friend soaked thru all the things Alicia Drake I thought of you and that summer and all the times they peed... On everything
  • Kid puking chili cheese Fritos ...
  • And dog puke all over living room
  • Kids puke including hot dogs! The smell lingered for days!!
  • My daughter waking up in her crib taking her diaper off after pooping in it and wiping poop all over the walls,crib rails, hair. I knew the minute I walked up the first few steps to go upstairs to her room what had happened I immediately gagged. Connie this is your #1 fan Jennifer WindsorJen. She is now 20 and hates when I tell that story
  • My child puking up burritos all over his bed. The smell was horrid.
  • Woke up to being soaked in one child's urine because she snuck in my bed... and a son who promptly threw up on my bed after telling me his throat hurt.
  • My son getting sick on himself...and the dog...in my bed. Then the dog decided to shake it off. Good times
  • Stepping out of bed, into dog puke/poop,done both
  • Kid having diarrhea when we woke up.
  • Vomit my daughter crawled into my bed one night when I was sleeping threw up on my pillow I woke up with my face stuck to Cold vomit
  • My cat jumped on me in the middle of the night and I felt her drop something on my stomach. It was a dead mouse.
  • Stepping on cat diarrhea in the dark, multiple times.
  • Back when my husband and I first got married. We did some party. One night woke up to him part our pillow to puck. Could have killed him but he probably wouldn't have felt it.
  • Pretty much what they said.
  • Dog puking at 5 am. Better than an alarm clock
  • Sliding in slimy cat puke in the dark. Getting sick now thinking of the slime between my toes.
  • My dog vomiting next to the bed.
  • A kid vomiting on me.
  • Puppy diarrhea.
  • Stepping out of bed and onto a "gift" from one of my cats...aka..a dead mouse.
  • The smell of dog poop flowing through ALL the vents in the house at 3am
  • The sound of my cat puking.
  • Dogs Butt in my face! Nice...
  • My cat throwing up off the edge of the bed
  • Cat puking in bed.
  • A bat flying around in the house
  • Both my (ex) wives
  • A bat flying around my head....ewwww
  • Person, place or thing???
  • My Yorkies tail laying on the length of my nose....so you can imagine where her butt hole was
  • DOG threw up on the bed, neighbors had butchered chickens that day, enought said.
  • Half dead mouse dropped on me by my cat. ‍♀️
  • My dog licking his butthole. It’s a different sound than his regular licking
  • My son crawling on me in the morning with pee soaked clothes. We are talking potent smelling pee. Every thing he came into contact with would smell like pee. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty.
  • Anyway, the grossest thing I've awakened to was said dog vomiting on my bed.
  • The most disgusting thing I've woken up to is my dog retching and heaving, followed by throwing up on the pillow next to my head!
  • TQOTD: Vomit....mine......in college and playing a drinking game. Passed out and kept vomiting all over myself. Woke up the next morning and had to make my way thru the dorm back to my room. NASTY!!! LOL
  • TQOTD when I was in high school my yellow tabby Theodore would lay on my chest while I was sleeping. One morning I opened my eyes to him with a dead mouse in his mouth just purring away ( he was very proud of himself)!
  • The grossest thing I've ever woken up to is when your sweet child wants to sleep in your bed because they are not feeling well. Then in the middle of the night proceed to vomit all over themselves, the bed and mom and dad. Ya not fun cleaning white half asleep. But that's the Joy's of being a parent.
  • My cat dropped a mouse on my face
  • This morning when I woke up my dog stretched and farted in my face. Disgusting. side note I FINALLY downloaded the app. Hellllllo first text in! I also just started working first shift and can listen to you every day. It. Is. Glorious.
  • The worse thing to wake up to for me was when a couple months ago I woke up to something smeared on my face, hair and chest. Ok Fish, get your mind out of the gutter! My cat had puked on me!
  • Covered in my spouses sweat. And not for a fun reason.
  • My husband's fart. It straight up woke me out of a deep sleep and I had to get up and out the room in the middle of the night
  • Once I woke up and there was a mirror over my bed
  • My husband farting and it smelling like dog poop
  • Literally this morning I woke up to my husband's fart blowing in my face from the fan.
  • After a night of drinking I woke up to my boyfriend at the time peeing in the corner of my apartment because he was sleep walking and dreamt that was a tree outside.
  • So the most disgusting thing that I have ever woke up to? Journey with me now to when I was 21 living like a modern hippie to include the psychedelics. I was in California and went up to Redding to visit my girlfriend and we went to a party on a farm. It was the first and last night I ever drank brandy (I drank two tumblers worth). I don't remember passing out, but when I woke up I had my first hangover and I swore I heard an infant screaming. I the screaming sounded so terrifying l went outside to see what was up. It was at that point that I saw they had hung a pig to slaughter and the screaming had been coming from a pig. So much blood and guts on the ground and buckets. I had my own evacuation at that point. It still kinda makes me churn when I think about it.
  • Most disgusting thing I woke up to? My ex. What was I thinking???
  • TQOTD: woke up to the sound of my cat about to throw up while still on my bed... AND he was near my face. I only JUST managed to push his head to the side so that it went onto the floor instead
  • Get out of bed and get touch the floor which is flooded. Master bathroom toilet overflowed all night... thru the floor down to the kitchen thru that floor to the finished basement.... freak out.
  • Morning after my 21st bday, I woke up to my boyfriend at the time naked next to me after having taken a deuce on my bedroom floor. We broke up soon after.
  • Most disgusting thing I woke up to.....woke up on the floor after a bender to my dog eating my vomit which I partially had my face laying in...
  • In middle school I was at a sleepover and I was the first one to fall asleep. I’m a professional snorer so my mouth was wide open. My friends thought it be a great idea to fill my mouth with Fritos bean dip. I woke up gagging. To this day I cannot eat it
  • A double cheeseburger hanging out of my mouth
  • Most disgusting thing I ever woke up to was the dirtbag guy I brought home from the local bar....little did I know at the time he was married even ugh. Bad enough bringing a guy home then this????
  • Kids butt in my face and right as I woke up he farted I had to leave the room because I was going to throw up

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