What’s The Most “Redneck” Thing You Have Ever Done? – #TQOTD

Cue 'Dueling Banjos' for today's Text Question of the Day.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What’s the most “redneck” thing you have ever done???

• TQOTD: I may give a loud, rousing “hell yeah” for every celebratory moment in life, including the birth of my niece and then again for my 2nd niece.
• #TQOTD, I don't recall doing anything redneckish but my Dad is truly one of a kind. My favorite story is... I was visiting my parents and someone had gotten into an accident and ran from the scene. My Dad made himself breakfast, grabbed a lawnchair, and sat in the yard watching the police officer and perp deal with the accident... Lol! Only my Dad! By the way... He looks like a rednwck!
• #TQOTD My grandma is CHEAP. AS. HELL. If she can save a dollar somewhere, she will. For Thanksgiving this past year she didn't have enough plates for everyone. Instead of buying paper plates, she used Cool Whip tubs to supplement in addition to using her ironing board as an extra table to hold food. #RedneckAF #ConservativeKris
• Once upon a time I went camping in the middle of nowhere with a group of friends to go tubing down the river. I forgot my tube. My solution? I floated very comfortably down the river....on my air mattress. It was wonderful.
• We had a solar cover for our pool on order but I needed a fix for the meantime. I glued garbage bags to hula hoops to float in the pool and attract heat :)
• We left for the airport at 4 am and had a 2 hour drive ahead of us, mostly down dark country roads. About 30 minutes into the drive a large plastic piece came loose and got caught under the tire. The majority of the piece was still attached to the car bumper. We couldn’t get it off and we did’t have anything sharp enough to cut it off. I searched the trunk and found a strap from our spare booster seat and a carabiner clip. I used those two items and crawled under the car to rig up the plastic piece so it didn’t get stuck under the wheel again. I was able to use the strap to pull it forward and the clip to attach the strap to the front bumper. The car made it to the airport and then home again!
• My lips were chapped. It was the dead of winter. You know how it is. Anyway, we had fried chicken for dinner, and you know what I realized? Fried chicken grease is really just Redneck Chapstick! I’m thinking about launching my own brand and I’ll force KFC and Popeyes to fight over me. #gonnabeamillionaire #greasechapstick
• The most redneck thing I've ever done is I chased a raccoon off the porch in a bikini top and overalls with a bee bee gun. At 10pm
• Slid down a 40 foot homemade waterslide on the hill in front of our friends doublewide...with shampoo to make it slippery and a little ledge at the end that was supposed to make u fly but really just bruised your @$$
• Took a goat for a ride in the side by side to walk through the parade in town with our 4H club
• I cut my exhaust off my old pickup so it would be loud, it even would backfire which was a bonus! I was much younger then.
• A friend picked me up at a bar and slung me over his shoulders... I was waiting for a dental implant for my front tooth at the time and my falsey popped out of mouth and on to the floor. Laughing he squatted down, gave it back to me and I popped it back in my mouth
• 10yrs ago, after a night of drinking, we were driving home when my husband said he had to puke. I pulled over, he opened the door, barfed, and away we went. The next morning, he got up and realized his top denture was missing. We drove 25min back to the spot he puked at and sure enough, his denture is laying on the side of the road in his puke (that he swore he didn't do, nor did he remember). We had some Mike's Harder in the trunk yet from the night before, so he opened a can, used it to rinse off his denture, and popped them back in his mouth. And again, away we went....like nothing happened!
• Sledding down the road on sleds pulled being a pickup. We didn't used to wear helmets but after a few collisions, we thought it was safer.
• Kept Christmas Lights up on the inside of my windows for 3 years cause I didn’t wanna have to put them up again in 10 months I have old windows anyhow and no one would notice with the curtains so what’s the difference right?? We painted last year so sadly they had to come down
• One thing that comes to mind is we put a tarp in the back of my dad's pick up and filled it with water for the kids to go swimming.
• My first baby shower was held at my in laws. They had mud bogging, beer, pizza, and cow wrestling so if that says anything
• Took their truck down the road to a nearby corn field and stole some corn on the cob, then brought it back and cooked it by throwing the whole corn cobs in the bon fire pit. It was actually pretty good
• I made a jeep into a golf cart.
• Growing up we had people stop by to ask about our yard sale and we’d have to tell them that’s just our yard
• My boyfriend picked me up for our first date with the hood of his dodge Dakota sport 5 speed ratchet strapped down because he his a deer the night before it was June and it was hot and we went line dancing n then almost got it stuck on the way home.....th the s date was 2.5 years ago
• All the neighbor kids came over to use my slip-n-slide.....a strip of plastic held down on the grass by bricks, with the hose pointed on it.
• Not me, but my husband shot a hole thru the hood of my Excursion while trying to kill a woodchuck. ‍♀️
• Took my dogs one at a time for a ride down the road on a little rascal scooter. Med side dogs. They sat o the floor part and I held there tails up with my foot. Good times
• At our nieces 1 year old birthday party she had a blow up huge water slide..after a few drinks the adults were going down it in their clothes and maybe bras and underwear. This was a 1 year olds party lol Kristina Cozzie
• Took a tarp and filled the back of our pick up truck with water so we could have a pool
• A good pal and I woke up in a sheep pasture about 2 hours away from where the night began. Epic evening
• I had a pet raccoon.
• My youngest HATED the bath tub when she was about 3. I filled up a 30 gallon trash can outside with warm water and bubble bath and told her it was a spa.
• It’s what we’re going to do.. building a go cart with a couch on it.. mark my words!!
• Ummm the rear axle of my current car is held in with 2 regular everyday ratchet straps lol drive it everyday
• A booyah soup party. People brought raccoon and porcupine to add in the soup lol
• Hay Bale water slide with pool at the end. Don't forget the dawn to make it extra slippery... And scary!
• Used duct tape to temporarily fix a hole in my sock
• Used duck tape to fix my mailbox
• 3 words...Lawnmower demolition derbies
• Hubby put friend on hood of car and drove 60MPH so he could pretend he was parachuting when teens.
• SWB: Stapled my pants instead of getting them altered
• Went to a Nascar race.
• Married a Redneck
• TQOTD. This one time at deer camp I had to use the "facilies" at night and there is NO power and its pitch black. I was to freaked out to use the outhouse because of bats and spiders so I took my pants off to cop a squat in the driveway. P.S. I'm not that coordinated hence the pants off so I didn't urinate on my clothes lol
• When I moved I didn't have a truck so I stuck my couch to my hood and sat on it to make sure it wouldn't move
• Now to start my family are hillbillies. I have learned the fine art of using duck tape to repair almost everything. I have duck taped a leaking wall and my garbage disposal pipe which lasted three years!! Hamburger!!!!
• I was duct taped to a boogie board and and went kneeboarding behind a mud truck through a mud bog! Hooah!
• Went couch surfing through the woods on a couch chained to the back of a 4 wheeler!
• TQOTD: my parents had bought new furniture and lived out in the country. To get rid of their old furniture, my husband pulled their couches and chair out to the back yard with the tractor and then piled them up and lit them on fire. The flames were reaching the tops of the trees, probably 75-100 feet high. I thought we were going to have to call the fire department
• One time the windshield wipers on our car broke during a huge rainstorm so we happen to have a sleeping bag in our trunk we took all the strings out of that tied them together and tied each end of the string to a different windshield wiper looped it through the windows and through the inside of the car and while my husband drove I pulled the string back and forth to work the windshield wipers
• We took the back seat if our 1984 Chevy Celebrity sedan so we could pick up a calf and bring it home.
• Most redneck thing I’ve ever done was before I got my truck I put a deer I shot in the back seat of my car lol
• Redneck: In my 20s I chewed tobacco while raccoon hunting w a bunch of guys. They made me carry the carcasses as we continued hunting but the dogs kept attacking the dead coons hanging on my back!
• My father was my redneck hero. So many things but my favorite is...he found some duck eggs that were abandoned and wanted to incubate so they wouldn't die. He put them in his oven on warm with the door slightly ajar. I called every day to see how the babies were and we were counting down the days till they hatched...wellll let's just say about 4 days from hatch my dad wanted pizza and forgot he was a surrogate :/
• On vacation last week we went to the south Florida fair. It was hot so I wore a crop top and Daisy Duke shorts. My brilliant friend convinced me I needed to buy cowboy boots while we were there and made me wear them the rest of the day. I can't even tell you how many cat calls I got from carnies #redneckmoment
• When I was in boy scouts, we had to build a catapult for a competition. So we made it all out of using rope, logs, and duct tape. yes, we used duct tape on it to help keep it together. I think that is one of the most redneck things I have ever done. Ended up losing because it didn't hold together but it was still fun.
• Not me, but my boyfriend growing up used to go opossum bashing where they’d drive around corn fields at night with baseball bats looking for opossums. He thought it was normal until I informed him that it is in fact, extraordinarily red neck.
• I got married this Summer and we held the reception at our house. We placed trail cameras all over the yard. We even set up one as a photo booth. We hung a sign that said "redneck photo booth" and people just had to guess when the camera was taking pictures. Had some great shots that night!
• Saran wrapped cans of beer to a friends stomach to sneak into birthday bash like 10 years ago! And it worked!
• Summertime sledding on empty beer cases.
• SWB: The most redneck thing I’ve ever done is barbecued a squirrel that my dog caught, and ate it.
• Haha! Most redneck thing I've ever done is use a pair of leggings to tie up the exhaust kit that dropped under my vehicle. Had to get it home lol and my car clearly wasn't worth the amount it would have cost to tow! #oneofmanyredneckisms #clickofsix #hammmmburger
• #Tqotd we used to back in high school have giant bonfires where we would drag race in corn fields and tow couches behind our trucks and ride the couches
• Asked for Christmas trees on Facebook for my goats
• Went camping a few years back for guys weekend. None of us brought toothpaste, brushed my teeth with peppermint schnapps
• The most redneck thing. In the summer to save money we had the power shut off. During this time we also didn’t have hot water so as a family we would walk to the grave sites, they had wells there for some reason and one person would pump the well and the other would take a shower. On a high note in the winter we would have our dad pull the sleds with the Jeep. That was awesome
• Lol. Had sex on a bank by a creek running through my in laws dairy farm; while cows were in the same area!