I know that we all strive for perfection when it comes to the ones we love. I also realize that for some of us Sunday (Valentines Day) or Saturday night may just be a wash. However, other people work hard to make it a night that the one they love will forever remember. Rather then ask the obvious "What would be the most romantic Valentines Day that you can imagine" text question of the day we decided to flip it so we could all enjoy in peoples worst case scenarios.

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you could plan the most unromantic Valentine's Day with your significant other, what would it be?

  • Surgery! No balloon animals for 6 weeks
  • Overall cleaning of house
  • TQOTD: Getting the oil changed and tires rotated while sitting in the waiting area completing crosswords on 2005 magazines
  • Going to visit his Mom. We actually are, but she's in FLORIDA and is pretty cool.
  • I’d remove three layers of wallpaper from our kitchen. My then girlfriend (now wife) and I actually did that in my first house. After surviving that, we knew we’d stick
  • Going to the legion
  • Not acknowledging it at all
  • Hanging out with the kids.
  • Inviting the guys over for Nascar this Sunday
  • I got my teeth fixed last year on this day, so for valentines day I couldn't eat a whole lot. I was also doped up on pain meds still (had to take the heavy meds so I could sleep at night) and drooled chocolate pudding all over myself, so he had to clean me up. Was a sweet gesture, but definitely not romantic
  • So easy... Picture this... two years ago over Valentine’s Day my husband and I were so exc…during the polar vortex… It was so cold that they could NOT even de-ice the plane so we sat on the runway for at least two hours. The pilot came on and said it was STILL too cold for de-icing. At this point we had missed our connection and because of the weather we couldn’t get another flight for three days. Long story short we never made it to Mexico. We made it to the airport bar to have many drinks because we were too sad to go home. Two sad people getting off the plane with flip flops on and ready for tans in miserable moods....too pissed to even consider balloon animals. so I would plan that all over again for the most unromantic v day ever.
  • Go out with someone else n make your sig other watch you have an amazing time
  • Having the stomach flu with only one bathroom
  • Taking naps separately
  • In jail and nobody will bail us out
  • Watching him shoot zombies.
  • No kids and actually sleep!! We are sleep deprived lol get up when we want eat dinner when we want. Doesn’t have to be at the same time
  • My husband and I have had Taco Bell for Valentines Day for the last 15 years
  • Having a normal Sunday in the house - cleaning, laundry, various chores... then realizing after dinner that it was Valentine's Day and we both completely forgot.
  • I don’t think we have celebrated Valentine’s Day since we were in our 20s
  • Making him do all the cleaning and cooking for him self while I watch a movie by my self
  • Take 4 kids to hotel for swim and pizza. Our Vday tradition. But the kids love it
  • Going out and standing around waiting for a table at a crowded restaurant to overpay for food that is mediocre while listening to couples either eat in silence or bicker..
  • Him working a double shift to come home, go directly to bed to get up the next day to do the same thing. Me home alone
  • Deep Clean the cat box and wash the carpet!
  • Probably doing something we do every night. Dinner and Netflix except I’m gonna make him make dinner.
  • Ice fishing. He’d love it. I’d complain the whole time. It’s free fishing weekend this weekend btw.
  • Laundry day. It’s a whole day over here if we all procrastinate.
  • Grocery shopping with all the kids that refused their naps that day.
  • Hanging out with our parents.
  • I would make him listen to my bad jokes on repeat. It would drive him bonkers.
  • A few years ago we spent the day cleaning out the basement together
  • Send him out to go ice fishing with his friends all day. I'll stay hom and read and order a pizza.
  • Cleaning up a puppy accident, followed by cleaning up an area marked by the 1st dog due to said puppy's accident, followed by hearing the daunting sounds of the elderly cat hacking up God knows what in the basement, only then to find that the darling husband left the baby gate open allowing the puppy to find the litterbox and go on a digging spree. Lord help us. Yes this has happened. No it was not romantic. Thank goodness for the Bissell.
  • I'll be working overnight in the ER and my husband will be preaching at his Church.
  • Now that sports can be played, one of us will be attending our daughter’s Futsal game and the other will be home refereeing the other three kiddos. Good times. (Only one parent spectator per player)
  • Spend the night cleaning the house and paying bills.
  • Dinner 2 weeks early due to kids, home by 6:30pm, him sleeping in the couch by 7pm, 10min into the movie...snoring away and me watching the movie by myself
  • Private tour of the township sewage treatment plant (my husband's contribution to the chat). Lol.
  • A night at the Inn, a bottle of Clorox and roach spray.
  • Watching paint dry and water boil while the other person is napping on the couch
  • A day spent cuddling
  • Exactly what we will do - NOTHING!!
  • Doing absolutely nothing, treating it like every other day.
  • Exactly what it's most likely going to be...
  • “Honey, we got COVID!”
  • Shopping at Dollar General.
  • Daytona 500 without my ex husband
  • Eating dinner at Long John Silvers..... truth
  • cleaning the house
  • Cleaning out the garage...let the fighting ensue
  • Go to work and then come home and fold laundry
  • Anything in the world with our children there too
  • Dinner and a nap
  • Getting our taxes done
  • Day at the beach, full rain, soaked through, cold, with food poisoning afterwards
  • Ending up in the ER because one of you broke a finger throwing dirty undies at the other while doing laundry?
  • Watching a movie while they sleep
  • Each working the Valentine's Day rush at two different restaurants and getting home after midnight without seeing each other all day. We've done it. It's hella romantic.
  • For the text question of the day My answer still stands as of yesterday as well I'm going to be spending Valentine's Day alone while my husband goes ice fishing up at his sister's house up in Petoskey this whole weekend and won't be back until Monday
  • I’ll be working (wiping old peoples’ butts) while he has the day off and plays video games all day letting the kids drink pop and eat crap. Lol
  • Watching transformer YouTube videos and helping him organize the hot wheels.
  • Tell her that we are going on vacation to go go green Bay so she can see Lambo and then surprise... we land in Tampa and go to Bucs and Brady things. She would be so upset.
  • Any activity randomly punctuated by one of 72 fart sounds on that damn fart app
  • 2 words. Couples colonoscopy.

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