Today we want to know what is your fa-fa-fa-fantasy!  Everyone fantasizes about something (it doesn't have to be sexual), so we know that you all will have some amazing #secrets to share with us.  Here's the question we asked:

What’s the most ridiculous thing you secretly fantasize about on a regular basis?

  • Secrets# winning the lottery and telling my boss off!
  • I fantasize about being fit! Usually while eating something unhealthy. It is ridiculous because I like food too much!
  • Winning the lotto that I don’t play.
  • Sleeping past 5 am and Getting a full nights sleep and waking up feeling rested.
  • A zombie apocalypse
  • I fantasize about being best friends with my favorite YouTuber.....I'm 25 years old ‍♀️ #WhyAmILikeThis lol
  • Being stranded on Johnny Depp's private island, with Johnny Depp of course, and all the rum
  • I have thought long and hard about this. Here is my answer....... My weird fantasy is...... Dating Christine. Like that will ever happen right. Lol
  • Being independently wealthy
  • My fantasy: getting hot one day. Not so that people will find me attractive, but so I can stop looking like an overweight opossum.
  • Speaking my mind to its fullest extent!
  • George Clooney feeding me chocolate covered strawberries
  • A month-long vacation
  • Meeting the love of my life
  • What I fantasize about is winning the lottery and getting a divorce
  • #secrets my VP. Oofta he's good looking and has a personality to match! Every time he walks over to review something I feel like I'm back in middle school.
  • I fantasize about my coworker I even have erotic dreams about it sometime the only problem is I’m married
  • Two words Scarlett Johansson
  • Hey guys. I secretly fantasize about having a boyfriend. I haven't been with someone in so long that I have to refresh my memory everyone once in a while to remember what it's like LOL
  • I secretly fantasize about applying to college without any anxiety.
  • For the Secrets colon I secretly fantasize about my death, how would people eulogize me? Who would come to my funeral? Things like that. I think it might be a depression thing LOL
  • A cup of coffee before one of the kids wake up!
  • How I want to wear a brand new pair of socks and underwear every day
  • LOL … I would be the lotto as well … LOL … we talk about what we would do if we won...but don't play haha
  • The thing I fantasize about often is to become a mega-celebrity and get super rich so I can change the world!!!!! Or win the Powerball so I can change the world!!!
  • SECRETS!!! Being all by my freaking self for like a month!! I would get so much done without Mr. Talker/smothery here. It would be amazing!!
  • I'm in the same boat as Connie, except my dream is to build the perfect horse barn on my property. I know I will have it one day but I fantasize about a warm lighted the barn with hot running water for my horses and myself!
  • I fantasize about traveling the world and meeting people and understand all the cultures and food and music and languages. I have only been to 9 countries and have to go to SO MANY MORE.
  • Secrets: I fantasize about being in my house by myself. No husband no dogs no kids it sounds like heaven
  • I dream that my fiance made enough money for me to be able to stay home with our son - that I could make money doing freelance work and not fret about bills.
  • Secretly I fantasize about retirement and how great it will be to throw out the alarm clock and be my own boss
  • I fantasize about owning a large amount of property and owning a dog/animal sanctuary
  • I think about the fictional world and characters I've made up. I wanna draw a comic series on them someday
  • Secrets: performing on stage either singing or dancing
  • Sometimes I imagine what I would try to do if I randomly turned into a cat or mythical creature. Or if had superpowers...how would you escape secret services? Idk that's why I imagine it.
  • Question of the day: what I would do if I had a time machine. I wouldn't even want to go back to change anything. I'd really just like to watch my life events play out again. I think it would be so interesting and insightful.
  • I fantasize about having a baby. It's realistically not a good idea, but it's the thing I want the most in life. Everybody I graduated with is having babies and getting married, and I REALLY want that too.
  • My secret fantasy is that I could just live in a small cozy cottage in the forest, no neighbors, no drama, just me, my art, and nature. No stress about a job, no stress about food, or other amenities. Just peace.
  • Secrets: that specific people would disappear off the face of the earth! Just "poof" gone. Hey whatever happened to stories of the Bermuda triangle
  • Secrets: I fantasize every day about leaving my husband and being able to hang out with, date, and marry the other guy in my life!!!
  • I fantasize about moving to Hawaii and living off the land and never having to deal with this frogging government and celebrity drama
  • Going on a kid-free vacation where I can relax by a pool and drink all day long
  • To be some kind of Earth bender or to have a level progression system integrated into my life
  • Getting in a bar fight with my ex so I can beat the FROG out of him as payback for all the times he hit me.
  • Secret fantasy--- that I'm like a skinny pretty hot housewife like Eva Longoria on design we are housewives. No idea why lol
  • Hey long time listener, first-time texter. I always fantasize about two things, my wedding to Robert Downing Jr. and what it would be like to be straight. I'm gay and I've always been curious how easy it is
  • Secret... I wish the X asked me to come back to him… So I can yell at him and tell him NO,, No ,No you can never never never have all of this agian! Lol
  • All the "GLORIOUS " ways my husband's ex-wife could be permanently eliminated from this world!!!
  • I fantasize about. Being an Instagram influencer
  • Putting a pillow over my husband's face hahahahaha. JK. I fantasize about being richer than Richard Bronson and buying all his properties in the middle o #connieisawesome #ferociousfish #stopplayingmusic #moretalk
  • Hey Connie & Fish! I have crazy fantasies..... moving to a beautiful island and waking up on the beach.....becoming rich and rescuing all the homeless dogs..... and being able to eat dairy without shitting myself.
  • There is this kid from church, he's 18, but he's called my wife stupid before. So I sometimes randomly daydream about punching him in his stupid face. And then punching his dad in the face, because he just looks like a jerk. #secrets
  • My secret fantasy is I would love to have two nights in a row with my wife in bed without you annoying cats and one puppy that's misbehaving all the time. I'd like to go to bed early stay in bed late and not have an animal need my attention.
  • Please don't use my name but when I get angry at my children's bio mom I fantasize about her getting into a car accident and dying. MY kids would be so much better off without her being in and out of their lives and I could finally legally adopt them. My husband and I have had custody of them for over a decade but I have no legal rights. She really is a POS parent.
  • Secrets... I secretly fantasize about building a "Lady Village" When my close ladies or myself get pissed at are husbands or need a parenting break, We have a place to go that is filled with booze, hot chefs and cabana boys and a shiny remote for the T.V. Happy Hump Day (I wish) ugh!! I'm so sick
  • I fantasize about my husband suddenly dying and me being a grieving widow and then single and then getting together with one of his friends. It's pretty messed up since I am happy in my marriage. I do miss my independence when my husband gets clingy.
  • Oh my goodness I fantasize about so many weird things number one I fantasize about having a one-night stand going to a bar meeting random man and having a one-night stand cuz my husband I love him don't get me wrong I want to hear people stories I always wondered I wonder how that would be like I want to try it. I also put in your house and we're doing our entire kitchen cuz it's updated. I also fantasize about the end of the world apocalypse where everyone is on their own you have to live off of I feel like I would survive.
  • I fantasize about taking a Week long secret vacation somewhere By the ocean where my kids and husband and work don't know where I am I'll probably tell my best friend in case she wants to join me to escape the stress of being a working mom
  • It’s not really fantasy but I’d loved to come in to be on your show for one morning to see how it is there working with u guys but fish they might like me a little more lol your ratings might go way up lol
  • To adopt a baby in the next year
  • Hey, Connie, fish, and Steve! My husband and I are in 120k of student loan debt. We are also 30 and desperately want to have kids, but don't feel good about doing that until we're out of debt. I often fantasize about being out of debt and having a family.
  • Morning! I fantasize about retiring and moving up north do you pee. *omg to the UP!
  • My weird fantasy is I am a woman but wish I I had a penis. I still want all my female parts, but also add on a penis.... #lifelongdream
  • CONNIE...I so want to b your neighbor on LM. The one that never talks to u! Teee I would so mind my own business
  • Dating the guy at work that everyone tried to pare me off with before I got to know him & I shut that idea down hard as I don't do setups through friends... so I burned that bridge... he's great but I'm thinking that's out the window now... #secrets
  • The American dream Kids a house couple dogs just what the American dream used to be
  • I fantasize about running continuous improvement projects at work. I work in a manufacturing facility and have completed some, but I can never get enough. Lame I know ‍♀️‍♀️
  • I am with Connie, I fantasize about building my dream home. It would be built with shipping containers on the side of a hill overlooking a creek or a river. It would be state-of-the-art loaded with all the best technology!
  • Winning the lottery multimillion-dollar Lottery and then having David Bromstad from my lottery dream home help me find a house on Lake Michigan
  • A spa day.
  • Fantasize about getting moved to the front row at kiss at Van Andel in 2 weeks and getting to meet them! Long time fan
  • Secrets having telekinesis power
  • Good morning, although I text quite often and have emailed, I think about "fantasize " about getting up enough nerve to introduce myself to you and Connie in a public setting (ie Susan G Komen). I tell Myself I'm going to then I chicken out. Love you guys #bestmorningshow
  • I also fantasize about getting pregnant! Hopefully one day :-)
  • Fantasize about Balloon animals with my ex. Only damn thing he’s good
  • I fantasize about my ex actually apologizing to me and not excusing his shitty behavior towards me
  • I fantasize about complete equality for all mankind. Yeah complete bull crap.
  • I secretly fantasize about my husband going through what he put me through with the girl that he left me for and his children telling him that it wasn't alright to go years without speaking to them