Who Has Accidentally Seen You Naked? – #TQOTD

Oh man, Steve had a great story to kick off today's text question of the day.  He totally caught his roommate playing online poker completely nude whilst smoking a cig.  Huh?  Why play poker nude!?

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Who has accidentally seen you naked or who have you accidentally seen naked?

• TQOTD - Years ago I was at my sisters house. They were great friends with there neighbors. They loved to play tricks on each other. My brother in law was in the shower. The neighbor lady came over with a bucket of ice water she goes in the bathroom dumps it over into the shower! I hear a scream and laughing! She comes running out of the bathroom he was right behind her! He got to the kitchen and slipped on the kitchen floor under the kitchen table naked as a jay bird!! Her and I were LOAO!! It a good thing he didn't get hurt and BTW he is not shy
• My step dad!! I ran and told my mom. He told her, it’s not like she hasn’t seen a man before this was when I was 30.
• My mom, but because of that...I always keep my butt covered no matter how hot it is :P
• My 60 year old co-worker. She strips down to nothing and changes her clothes in our break room with no care in the world who walks in on her. LOL!
• This is Mandi the hygienist I accidentally saw both of my parents naked ... they were together... yep getting busy
• Earlier this week, my 17 year old was knocking on the door...I thought hubs needed to do his pee-pee thing. Yeah...it was my son catching my tail end into the shower. No words of said exchange have occurred.
• Years ago when I was working at a gym, I was giving two ladies a tour and I walked them into the wrong (meaning men’s) locker room. A group of elderly men were literally hanging out!! Needless to say, I never saw their faces!! ☺️
• #TQOTD My best friend and I became friends after our first time meeting each other which is when I accidentally saw her naked. I was at a friend's house getting ready for the Homecoming dance and I knocked on the bathroom door. I didn't hear any response, so I opened it. There stood my friend in nothing but her bra and panties fixing some of the sparkles on her dress while another girl was doing her hair. I said, "Oh shit, I'm so sorry!" My friend yelled out, "NO SHAME!" I guess all the locker room changes in high school made her not care anymore.
• I was at a Christmas party at my in laws and my father in law was sharing a video from when the kids were younger at the cabin. Our younger cousin and me were sharing and the video froze and he hit next and there was a video that started automatically if my father in law naked strutting his stuff back to the bedroom! My mother in law claims that she doesn't take the video!!
• I saw the woman I cleaned house for her naked. She had just gotten out of the shower and was walking around her bedroom naked and I had come upstairs to clean and she didn't know I was up there. She walked past the doorway and I screamed and she screamed it was pretty funny
• My son saw me on the toilet and when I came out of the bathroom and he was leaning on the wall ,staring into space and says to me" mom, I am traumatized forever" I lol'ed and lol'ed all day!
• I was rolling around on the floor as a child, probably 7. I rolled to the bathroom door and peeked under the door. I saw my uncle BUTT ASH naked. It scarred me for life.
• Once i was at my 2 guy friends apartment. One was in the shower and didnt realize i had arrived. I was sitting out of sight when he got out of the shower and he flashed his roommate right as I oeered around the corner to say hello so I saw it allllll
• #TQOTD When coarse cow and I were first married his brother lives with us. We ALL slept naked and I never put clothes on to go to the fridge for a drink in the middle of the night. BIL went to the bathroom. I tried to hide IN THE FRIDGE
• It was my future daughter in law when I was in the hospital she seen my male parts then about a month or two after we had a big dinner for family and out of the blue she says he Chris guess what I said what u know when u was in the hospital under all of the drugs I seen all your male parts and we had about 20 people there they all started to laugh And the one I seen naked I walked in our kids babysitter when kids was young we come home from going out kids was sleeping and I had to piss so I figure she was on the couch didn’t know she was just getting Out of shower I was oh shit lol
• I saw my mom naked when I was 10. And when I was in kindergarten my crush did she was my nabor and I did not have blinds
• Probably the most startling naked person I saw was my brother when I was maybe 12ish. My brother is 8 years older than me. My brother and I had rooms in the same area of the house. One time at night I heard my brother clunking around and hollered, “What are you doing?” He walked to my door completely naked and holding his junk. My eyes popped out and I was like, “Yo, I don’t want to see this!” He said he had been up to go to the bathroom. I could hardly let him finish his sentence because I was trying to end the conversation and hurry him away. My brother has always been a good looking guy (so much so friends would ask if they could spend the night if my brother was around), but no sister wants to see her brother holding his junk.
• My neighbor! Only have seen him naked once .Pretty sure he knows he needs curtains... you can see right through his slider from my kitchen sink. He likes to watch movies on his big TV of people making balloon animals on Wednesdays.
• My friend's brother saw me naked..twice. First time, I had a baby gate on the front door, which was open to let in a breeze. I had been showering and I heard my then 2 year old messing around near said door. I hauled a$$ out of the shower in my birthday suit and voila, there is my friend's brother, coming over to fix my dishwasher. I don't know who screamed louder.
• They were living with me at the time. I came home early from work and SURPRISE!! Fresh out of the shower. Must have been a cold one. Yes I told my daughter and no she is no longer with him
• Omg one night my husband and I accidentally saw our neighbor naked while having balloon animals... needless to say we keep the kitchen and back door blinds closed at all times..
• I've been caught sunbathing topless quite a few times mostly by family members rolling in to my parents house FYI they were gone so I thought it was safe to sunbathe partially nude
• About 10,000 people...went to a concert in 1995, everyone was clothed at the start but by the time the concert was over everyone was scrambling to find their clothes.
• TQOTD: When I was in 5th grade I walked in on my (now) stepdad naked. It was like walking in on Sasquatch...SO HAIRY. I didn't even know he was there. I heard my mom in the shower and needed to get something out of her room. I opened the door and.... It was like walking in on Sasquatch...SO HAIRY
• #TQOTD Who has accidentally seen me naked? When I was 18 I was in Vegas for spring break. I was in my hotel room just about to put on clothes when a WINDOW WASHER is suddenly at my window! 24th floor guys. He panicked. I panicked. Luckily enough, he didn't let go of his rope
• My oldest brother... I have a bad habit of wanting to sleep after tubing down the river. Well I sleep naked and it was hot out so I didn't have covers on.... So my brother came to wake me up and got way more than he bargained for
• My senior year spring break was in Mexico, you can drink when you’re 18 there.. so our first night there a bunch of us drank a little tooooo much. When i got back to my room my younger brother had his friend in the room which happened to be my exes little brother. I was not sober and didn’t realize they were in there when i got back & started to change.... right in front of them... thankfully my mom stopped me. They were 11. Poor things.
• My landlord saw me naked. He was also my neighbor. For 4 years he came over everyday or was in my yard because he needed to "fix" things. He knocked on my door once and I didn't answer because I just got out of the shower. He decided to walk right in. I screamed and he said "sorry I knocked but you didnt answer....I'll wait for you to get dressed." He then tried to wait inside my house for me to dress. I screamed and told him to get out. 1 week later I got an eviction notice! I researched the other tenants that lived there before, all blonde women who had been evicted after the set boundaries.
• My then 23 yr old sister-in-law on New year's Eve comes out of the bathroom butt ass naked and goes to the back yard and starts jumping on the trampoline.
• Years ago my siblings and I went through all the old family VHS tapes just to watch and laugh and what not. Half way through one of the tapes was a balloon animal scene of our parents... so much for my 1992 little league baseball game. Oh and yes, we all give my parents hell to this day about it.
• I went to scare my best friend when he was showering one day on spring break. Phone in hand to record his reaction, I snuck in the bathroom. I yelled and tore open the curtain to find him.... more excited than I'd ever hope to see my friend. A quick washcloth cover was unable to alleviate the scarring image seared into my brain. That's not the intended purpose of conditioner. That's the last time I'll ever disturb another man's showering peace.
• Hi! I have a story for the text question of the day! I was at my in laws and my motherin law told me to use the shower in the master bedroom. She said my father in law was just watching TV in the bedroom but I could go use the shower. Well I knocked to no answer and let myself in. Sure enough my father in law was watching TV on top of the covers on the bed. Butt naked!! Now I know where my husband got his jewels from. ‍
• Text question of the day- in high school my boyfriend at the time and I just got done doing balloon animals , I got up to get clothes on and his grandma walked in, I bolted to his closet
• TQOTD... OMG.. My 18 year old son knocked on our very closed bedroom door and just opened it. There we were stark naked in the middle of balloon animaling.. He just stood there with a WTH face and both of us are screaming GET OUT!!!! Its been awkward the past couple weeks TGIF love you guys!!!
• My daughter's boyfriend wasn't impressed lol
• I'm a nurse, so let's be honest, who haven't I seen naked. Usually people try to somewhat cover up. But this gentleman was getting ready to discharge, KEPT BENDING OVER. I felt like I was getting winked at...
• I saw a naked guy in the parking lot of studio 28 back in the day. He was changing from Prom clothes to movie clothes
• My friends and I went hiking and it was mostly secluded but it was in the mountains in Tennessee during the day in the summer so kids where there. I don't know what went through my 19 year old mind but I decided I wanted a picture of me naked in the mountains in front of the waterfall. So my friends egg me on. Long story short, I think I'm safe. And this family comes to the cliff where I'm at. I plopped my naked ash in the mud so fast and my face goes ghost white. So glad they didn't press charges...
• I was at my grandma's I went to wake her up and I got more than I bargained for