Fish accidentally swore in front of his neighbor's daughter (she is 12) and to her father's surprise, she announced that she has heard much worse on the playground. That got us into a hypothetical about Connie and Fish teaching Steve's daughter Charlotte how to be street smart. And then they hypothetically got her a neck tattoo. Huh? Also on the show, you told us why you are embarrassed to be a member of your family, we learned that our intern didn't know that Bill Clinton did naughty things with his intern, and Steve tells you how you can avoid ruining your kid like he did. All of that and much more on today's show!