Today's Text Question of the Day was "If you suddenly had to start a new career tomorrow, what would you do? And why?" Connie gave many answers to the question and Steve said he would want to be a video game reviewer. Then we got to Fish, and before he could finish the sentence "I want to own a bar" Connie dashed his dreams and told him he couldn't because of his wife's horse. Turns out that thing costs too much and we decided as a show that Fish is no longer allowed to follow his dreams. LOL! Also on the show, a listener wrote us a nasty email about a poop towel, we asked how far would you drive to get a meal at your favorite place, and we stammered around the question of "are you smarter than your spouse?" All of that and much more on today's show!