Today we got a Rando Texto from a guy who said that his dad told him that wind turbines are not used to generate power, but instead are used as fans to cool down the earth. Well, we all know that isn't true, so we asked you to share little white lies your parents may have told you when you were a kid. Also on the show, we heard some of the funniest excuses for calling into work, we learned that today is the most miserable day of the year, and we got some backstage audio from the SAG Awards that proves that Jen and Brad are getting back together. All of that and much more on today's show!