What would you do if you looked out your window and saw someone in a panda suit creeping around your neighbors house in broad daylight? Would you call the police? That's what one man did when he saw panda man. But, it turned out it was just his neighbors house sitter playing a prank so they would be confused when reviewing their home security system. Also on the show we learned about a really weird calming app where Matthew McConaughey reads your stories, Fish told us why National Pancake Day is a sham, and we got a bunch of rando textos. All of that and much more on today's show!